Friday, September 5th 2008
Guiding Mimi
If Mimi took off those enormous fucking glasses she could probably walk her own unicornie-loving-ass to the car instead of having her man-toy guide the way. He's always holding on to Hello Kitty's #1 fan like she's going to blow away! Although, Nick Cannon is one smart bitch to keep a tight grip on her. When you find a big bag of money, you should never let it out of your sight. Do you hear that, Sarah Larson? I mean, if Jack in "Titanic" was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never.
Here's Nick and the rainbow princess out in NYC last night.
Wenn
I mean, if Jack in "Titanic" was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never.
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Ah, so so true! LMAO! She would've held his hand tight until they both arrive at NY.
This post made my day. Everybody, keep your money bags clooooooooose!
Naturally, Rose let go of Jack's breadline hand (nice one!) she didn't even share her fucking DOOR with him! Plus, she had the lifejacket and a cashmere coat. Fucking bitch.
awful, tacky, whore shoes...this chick can't dress for shit
I think he really might have the magic stick!
Dude used to bang Christina Milian, remember?
He's getting more premium vajayjay than PRINCE!!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Of course it's real.
The proof is in the panty pudding!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
hey she is looking gorgeous
look for her picture with his hubby at
http://www.entertainroom.com/
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 5, 2008 - 8:01pm.
checked out your link and found a newly posted Mariah vjay photo (semi-censored) on their homepage. Dont thinks it real though.
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I told ya I was trouble...
When you find a big bag of money, you should never let it out of your sight.
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As usual, MK, you hit the nail on the head! LMAO :D
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I mean, if Jack in "Titanic" was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never.
LMAO.....but true....
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:29am.
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You mean to tell me that people actually eat that beef jerky stuff? The samples I see in my local 7/11 look mummified. Are you sure humans can digest that stuff? *dialing up White House doctor to schedule x-ray for Mr Prez's stomach*
on topic: Mariah is a lovely looking lass. And yes, I'm insane.
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Hey, Joe! I'm one of those low key celebs you never read about in the tabs. And whenever I want to re-create the Ponderosa experience i just boil a wad of beef jerky and put some steak sauce on it.
On topic: I'm starting to suspect that Mariah likes the attention.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:12am.
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Mr Prez you mean the paps aren't watching your every move???? Colour me shocked! BTW, I heard a jingle on the radio for Ponderosa the other day and chuckled, thinking of you chewing on that piece of leather (heehee)
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 6, 2008 - 7:52am.
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Hey Deb! I've been busy I guess. I have more exams coming up in about a month so I've been trying to hit the books (unsuccessfully!)
ontopic: Why does NC look like her hired help *handler*? Maybe 'cause he is, I guess.
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If I had paparazzi flashing strobe lights in my eyes every time I stepped out I'd be wearing sunglasses at night, too.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
JOE!!!
Where the heck have you been? There was a huge discussion on Canada in the brit thread last evening...I thought of you!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Are Mariah's thighs starting to expand again?
*meow*
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hold on Nick, just bide your time. the big pay day is coming.
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"I mean, if Jack in "Titanic" was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Mariah is wearing sunglasses?! My bad...my eyes stopped juuust south of there.That has to be some premium cougar pussy.
They are still together?He must have a magic penis.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I suspect she had eye lid surgery and is hiding behind the dark glasses until it heals.
oh does Mariah have to wear prison ankle braclets for robbing the CRADLE? .)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 5, 2008 - 7:16pm.
THANK YOU, MK. I always hated how Rose "let go" of Jack in the end. Fucking keep holding him and give him a damn proper funeral when you arrived to NY. Dumb ho. She never really loved him!
...I'd have dumped his icy ass too!
I'm still trying to figure out how a movie with a KNOWN ending is the top grossing film of all time. Were people expecting the ship not to sink or something?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
nick appears to have contained the crazy that is mariah....kudos to nick!
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Hahahaha Jack and Rose, too funny MK.
It's the shoes, Michael, the shoes. No one could walk in those things.
Mariah looks good and I wish the best for her.
(God, I cannot believe I just typed that!)
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Pudge's brother's wife, Lulu, works for an undisclosed shoe company and one of Pudge's sisters, Mary Carleen, wears a size six which is the size of the samples so Mary Carleen gets a lot of shoes from Lulu.
So maybe Mimi wears an size 8 but is getting size 6 samples from someone?
Just thinking aloud...it's just a theory in progress.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
kacky that's some sick geisha type sh*t there!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 5:20pm.
So happy to help you get that out of your system. I was a radio DJ at a pop station and I got SICK of Corey Hart! Also Jodie Whatley. And the 90's too, Mariah when she did the Jackson 5 song "I'll be there" and her voice was SO busted. That job made me hate music!
PS you girls looking at the same shoes I am? She's hobbled and it does look like her toes are hanging over. Years ago I stumbled on a fetish website where men were going on and on about how beautiful it is to get their girlfriend's feet and calves stuck in that position so that she has to wear shoes that high and also so that she can't walk without his help.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Her feet look like they are 10 inches over the end of her shoes.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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THANK YOU, MK. I always hated how Rose "let go" of Jack in the end. Fucking keep holding him and give him a damn proper funeral when you arrived to NY. Dumb ho. She never really loved him!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
snowy, hahaha...yes that is me, Hobag of the year.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
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PSL, yes.
PSL kisses,
and I always knew you were a LOOSE WOMAN, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Shits all over this thread, oh and bloop
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Love the shoes......she seems happy....whatev.....
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
snowy, Paris IS an eye booger.
I don't mind gross comments here and there, it is the hours and hours that I don't like- I'm not THAT uptight and prissy! heehee (Lord knows I have a mouth like a sailor- I censor myself so much around children, that around adults, it is terrible)
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
LOL no my lovely PSL, she is getting her eye booger picked ewwww I know you don't like grossness like that ! :) I did it for LCT~ She's into the eye boogs big time, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
snowpiece, who is in your avie? Is that Paris getting made up, or getting fake hair stapled to her head?
I hate fake hair.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
angel: lmao when did you make that Rumer avie, I just am seeing it now?
OT
what is their age difference? she seems like his nanny.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She's annoying.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Looks like she got dressed wearing those damned sunglasses too
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Great shoes, as usual Mariah! Fug sunglasses though.
I love her. and her shoes.
For once her shoes actually fit, it's just the platform giving that illusion of toes hanging over. She is no Chicken Cutlets.
This marriage will be easy for nick as long as he has a well-stocked supply of glitter paint and barbie merchandise.
Let the divorce count down begin...
Those shoes are stupid. She annoys me!!
*sigh* She still hasn't fixed her rings...I give up.
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