For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything
Artist Noel Cruz has created several Angelina Jolie dolls that he sells on eBay. One Saint Angie doll sold for $3,350.00 in June. Something tells me that the Brangaloonie who bought it sold one of their kids on the black market to pay for it.
The Angie doll is pretty realistic and creepy. I think the doll's arms are still fatter than Angie's real arms. Unfortunately, Noel forgot to attach a halo over her head. r.
Noel has also made based on Daniel Craig, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and many others. Visit his website to see them. He also takes commissions. Sorry Brangaloonies, he won't make a Saint Angie "real doll" for you. Don't even ask. I can't wait to save enough pennies to ask him to make me dolls of the Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets and Rojo Caliente. Who needs real friends when you have lifelike dolls to talk to all day and night? And yes, I skipped my meds again this morning.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I'm sure the rolled up, stuck together, fishy-smelling poster is breathing a sigh of relief!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
It won't be long til xtube has a section dedicated to people masturbating with those dolls.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 5, 2008 - 11:56am.
Somewhere in a padded room, LovesAngelina just came.
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I'm sure she's letting AJ barbie's arms and legs poke her no no holes.
Is he making a pregnant version, also? I'd be interested in an Anj that's barefoot and pregnant (for office display only)
An life sized taboot.
Somewhere in a padded room, LovesAngelina just came.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247