We've Seen It All Already
Most of us have seen HoHan's bare chichis and even her frownin' snatch. And I'm sure there's even some of you that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory. HoHan knows this and that's why she's decided to spare us from seeing more of her nakedness. Page Six reports that once again she's turned down a $700,000 offer to pose completely nekkid for Playboy's 55th Anniversary issue.
Playboy's creative consultant said he had hoped to pay tribute to Ann Margaret in "Kitten with a Whip," which happens to be one of HoHan's favorite movies. Playboy will have to find another pussy, because HoHan isn't doing it. Her rep said: "If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again."
I'm shocked White Oprah allowed her to turn down $700k. After HoHan nixed the offer, White Oprah probably knocked on Hef's door and presented him with Ali Lohan holding a fake ID.
Below is HoHan on the set of "Ugly Betty" with SamRo last night. SamRo is smoking a fag! Smoking a fag! Just thought I'd point that out.
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Euphoria, I have a love-hate relationship with your avie. It makes me dizzy but at the same time it looks like a Crayola explosion and that makes me happy.
yes, Crayola makes me happy.
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Submitted by Euphoria on September 5, 2008 - 10:19am.
I ♥ Doris!
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 5, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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Loving your Doris Day avie. Please Don't Eat the Daisies is coming on TCM in about 20 minutes EST!
i am glad she saved my eyes. they are still trying to recover from last time.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
I thought they offered her a mil before to do it...?
And I think SamRo looks like an anorexic, 15 year old version of Mark Ronson, but she does wear some awesome vintage concert shirts.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
We've seen Blohan's pie goods and we don't need to vomit again. And it really pisses me off that anyone would allow Blo to disgrace the memory of Marilyn Monroe with that skankass pose ala MM...she's no Marilyn Monroe.
She's been surprisingly smart lately. Perhaps she knows how heinously ugly her Marilyn shoot was.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh, please. These guest shots on Ugly Betty have Emmy written all over them.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
that NY Mag spread was so ugly, I don;t blame her for not wanting to embarrass herself again.
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ok, 12.
shit, 13!
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Additional: The posted picture above of Blowhole really pisses me off.
hahaha, 8 comments means.....
NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOHAN!!! hahaha
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Good, I'm glad she turned it down. No one wants to see her nekkid anymore. She should keep her panty pudding to herself!
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Only $700,000? LOL, that's why she turned it down.
Is that Blohan in that pic? cuz it looks like Tori the Hutt.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Do we know this story's legit? I just can't imagine that Hef -- or anyone -- would offer her that kind of money. She's no longer relevant.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Urrrrrrrr I am loving these two. It would break my faux gayelle heart if it's really just a publicity scam.
The planet is already Blowhan's gynecologist. *Yawn*
Bitch is apparently allergic to underwear and Bras.
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whew! I was worried about SamRo for a minute there, NOT!!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I'm pretty sure there is way to photoshop all the naked Hohan pictures to form a centerfold with flawless accuracy... or as MK put it, Ali Lohan is what? 50 years old? maybe they can make a meemaw pictorial with her.
Wow...a Lohan practicing self-respect, integrity and a refusal to compare herself to a true beauty? Is the world coming to an end today?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
angel_i : HEYYYY HOLA!
And I agree...I do want to watch that new flick though...something tells me it won't suck too bad..although that might be the lack of caffeine talking, ya know?
Or sex..lack of there of...
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
I'm glad she turned it down.
She has no business lining herself up with classics.
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