We've Seen It All Already
Most of us have seen HoHan's bare chichis and even her frownin' snatch. And I'm sure there's even some of you that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory. HoHan knows this and that's why she's decided to spare us from seeing more of her nakedness. Page Six reports that once again she's turned down a $700,000 offer to pose completely nekkid for Playboy's 55th Anniversary issue.
Playboy's creative consultant said he had hoped to pay tribute to Ann Margaret in "Kitten with a Whip," which happens to be one of HoHan's favorite movies. Playboy will have to find another pussy, because HoHan isn't doing it. Her rep said: "If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again."
I'm shocked White Oprah allowed her to turn down $700k. After HoHan nixed the offer, White Oprah probably knocked on Hef's door and presented him with Ali Lohan holding a fake ID.
Below is HoHan on the set of "Ugly Betty" with SamRo last night. SamRo is smoking a fag! Smoking a fag! Just thought I'd point that out.
Hohan is sorta pretty...but then her outfits are kinda ugly and make it look like she tries too hard to be sexy. Like this one up here...the tight black pants make her legs look like tree trunks...which is odd because in the other post she looks all around thin in the short tight dress (which pretty much shows everything).
Your face!
Both Marilyn Monroe and Ann Margaret were distinctive, sexy personalities. Ho-Han is ho-hum.
one word.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
who would want to see that freckley firecrotch, and then why would they even want her...they'd have to spend MILLIONS to photoshop the hell outta it...yuck
Hohan, you are NO Marilyn Monroe OR Ann Margaret! Just get over yourself already, you talentless, tarty, delusional hack!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Playboy can save about $699,995 by going online and making a collage of all her previous strawberry snatchcake slip-ups!
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Even if she was in Playboy, who would even see it?
Besides my Grampa, I mean.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Manimal5:
please i think even playboy is too tasteful for her. hustler or one those heavy metal porn magazines are right up her alley.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
They should try just walking up to her with 5 bucks if they want to see her tits, Samantha doesn't even bring that.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by gucci on September 5, 2008 - 10:31pm.
So true gucci, MM was a big embarrASSment for her.
Playboy photogs are much better though, but really is there anything we haven't seen already?
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ok how many dlisters agree that the reason lindsay lohan will not go nude for playboy is because of the verbal slaughtering given to her entire MM spread by us dlisters?! I personally think WE are the reason she backed out MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH! WE HAVE THE POWER!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Lo Lo is waiting for the right offer.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
For a humorous ‘George W on Lindsay’ perspective check out this video.
Re:
Most of us have seen HoHan's bare chichis and even her frownin' snatch. And I'm sure there's even some of you that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory.
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MK, that last line should read:
And I'm sure there's millions of guys nation-wide that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory.
Now, having said that - I ain't one of 'em! Blech...!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I'm waiting for a good old fashioned NYC Drag Queen to do it .. do it. do it now!
I walked thru this last nite on my way to Marquee. The lights from the cameras were so bright it ruined my buzz. Fuck you, Ugly Betty.
Submitted by Manbearpig on September 5, 2008 - 1:56pm.
They have really got to stop insulting talented and beautiful actresses like Marilyn and Ann-Margret by having this no talent crackhead pose as them! FAIL! Those Marilyn recreation photos were so fucking awful.
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Marilyn Monroe was a HORRIBLE actress...she could read lines and sigh out words, but she always looked like someone who was the target of a joke and didn't know it. In comparision, with Jayne Mansfield you got the sense that she knew how stupid she was acting, but Marilyn, as a whole, was less than the sum of her parts.
The thing I don't get about Marilyn Monroe is her icon status. If she hadn't died so tragically, she wouldn't have this kind of following. If she were around today, you'd be calling her Marilyn MonHo or something.
If Playboy needs a hot ginge for a spread, how about using M.K.'s favorite muse: Phoebe Price.
That talent-free bitch can't even touch the ground that Ann-Margret walks on.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 5, 2008 - 6:31pm.
DAE,
My puter is woefully short of your fattie nudes! Gimme.
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NSFW
http://www.popularpages.net/pics/fat-girls_2_2263.jpg
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Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
YUCK! Is that a bruise or a stain on her ass or shit that flew out of my mouth when i was laughing my ass off?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh puleeze...no one wants to see HoHan nekkid! Just look at the above picture...not pretty.
Ohhhhhhh....and I wanted to ask if anyone has ever taken Ativan before? I just got a prescription for it for my anxiety attacks and I'm wary of taking it if its going to put me into a stupor here at my desk.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
I don't want to defend Lohan, but there is a difference between artistic nude photos for New York Magazine, and tacky jack of material for Playboy. And just $700,000? He tried offering Jennifer Aniston $5million after Brad left her for Angelina! But I hear buisness is bad for them right now!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Have you really watched her act?
It's really quite atrocious.
Once I saw BritShit on some sitcom - o yeah, Will and Grace - and her Disney training was SO obvious. They really have figured that shit down to the last inflection on every word. It was funny because she was acting like she was 8. Like an 8 year old acting.
Lindsay's a little older. She's 12.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Euphoria: I, for one, adore your avie. I would have it as my wallpaper, if I could.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Euphoria on September 5, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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LOL! You so crazy! I hope you get laid until the euphoria makes your eyes cross! LOL!
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I HAVE to mail hubby your wish! I just HAVE to.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
They have really got to stop insulting talented and beautiful actresses like Marilyn and Ann-Margret by having this no talent crackhead pose as them! FAIL! Those Marilyn recreation photos were so fucking awful.
700,000?
What like a dollar per freckle?
Submitted by Salem13 on September 5, 2008 - 1:46pm.
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Because she doesn't know who she is! *snickers*
Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Ann Margaret why can't this bitch just pose as herself?
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 5, 2008 - 1:33pm.
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LOL! ☺
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 1:06pm.
angel_i : HEYYYY HOLA!
And I agree...I do want to watch that new flick though...something tells me it won't suck too bad..although that might be the lack of caffeine talking, ya know?
Or sex..lack of there of...
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Yeah - somebody has def put something in yo cheerios, hunny;p
I'll half watch it while I do something else for free tho just to see it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Lindsay Lohan get your chichis fixed and I will support the rejuvenation of your chocha too!! But not with money...
With Crayola!
Waffles, chocolate chipped toaster waffles. Yes. I want 2. You comment and I do that. Si?
Ok, bai.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 5, 2008 - 10:13am.
The planet is already Blowhan's gynecologist. *Yawn*
Bitch is apparently allergic to underwear and Bras.
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If you had tits like that, would you wear a bra?
She's probably waiting for the offer to be in the seven figures. She'll do it, but not for under a million.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 1:25pm.
On topic: How pathetic that your best years were behind you at 16.
Right? So few child stars grow up successfully & manage to stay in the biz. I can only think of Jodie Foster & Ron Howard (although he switched focus) off the top of my head.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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For $700,000 dollars, I would do it! 'Course, that would probably exceed the Playboy Photoshop Budget needed to make my pics viewable...
She won't pose because she's been going without bras so long, her funbags are hanging roughly three inches from her navel.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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LOL! You so crazy! I hope you get laid until the euphoria makes your eyes cross! LOL!
DAE,
My puter is woefully short of your fattie nudes! Gimme.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Euphoria! If I get too dizzy I just focus on your name.
Talk about happy!
Happy, happy, focus on the happy...
I have a 64 box of Crayola with the sharpener at the bottom back...it feels dirty when I want pointy, sharp Crayola.
All for the sake of my designs but soooo dirrrrty and...ahhh...see? I need to get laid, dammit.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 1:25pm.
On topic: How pathetic that your best years were behind you at 16.
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You are so right. How truly pathetic. She's already a burnout. I blame Dina. And I don't care if it's not all Dina's fault, I still blame Dina. Hell, I blame Dina for global warming, the soar in gas prices and the rise of AIDS in Africa. I think she's a curse on society.
OFF TOPIC XTINA POST, PLEASE SKIP IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ:
*takes deep breath* IT'S HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEE
KEEPS GETTING BETTER HAS LEAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT'S THE 3RD SONG DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S BACK!!!!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
She probably put this story out there to keep herself relevant. Now dad can comment on it and mom can add her rebuttal and the little one can start practicing her poses and Sam Ron can blog about and on and on and on until the next fake Lindsay news and it starts all over again.
Marilyn is on the over of Vanity Fair this month...makes Hohan look like a tranny.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 -
On topic: How pathetic that your best years were behind you at 16.
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Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're just a fool in love
Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together
Sometimes you're gonna lose it all
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
*peeks in looking for the Drama Lhama*
Looks safe in here.
On topic: How pathetic that your best years were behind you at 16.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
$700K?????
No wonder Daddy's pissed. Her value keeps diminishing. She used be worth millions of dollars. She's in the bargain bin now.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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I'm sorry about the dizziness, Boo. Concentrate on the happy, the happy, the happy... ☺
(And I used to freaking LOVE me some BooBerries cereal!)
hahahahaha Stoney, great minds!
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
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