Friday, September 5th 2008
Morning Wood
There's something really queer about this picture. I mean, is that a taco in Gaycrest's mouth?! - Mollygood
Lance Armstrong sucks in the sack - Celebitchy
Kiki's thief gets 4 years in jail - I'm Not Obsessed
Hugh Grant is robbing the cradle - ICYDK
Don't eff with Heart - Scandalist
Kim KardASSIAN wants to make a music album. Hopefully her ass is doing the singing - A Socialite's Life
There's hope for Amy Wino - Best Week Ever
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Who is Heart? I think it is hilarious when someone you had not heard from in 50yrs starts complaining about someone using their music.
MEWWWW
Wait...since when can a band tell people at a party not to play their music?
I love HEART, but come on ladies, they played your song during their party and you're mad? So if I play my "BEST OF HEART" CD around all my Republican friends, are you going to get mad at me too?
Since when do bands get to pick and chose who gets to enjoy their music? I say STFU you old wind bags, and don't ruin my memories of two cool chicks belting out great tunes!!!
I wonder if Randy makes Ryan's taco POP?!?
It must be time for Randy to find a new job; Seacrest is rubbing off on him...
Next please on Kim, and the rest I don't really care about SO...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Maybe Kim LardASSian's ass will be queefing Yankee Doodle Dandy on her new CD.
Yes HEART stay true. Quit using their music.
My mom loves this group. And when she heard their song being used was shocked and said out loud "What the fuck is going on?".
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Heart should be grateful ANYONE besides VH1 Classics wants to play their music.
Dayum....those Heart Sisters are....well...Nancy used to be Hot, now she looks like Carrot Top's long lost twin....
OMG...last night I dreamed (OK, it was a nightmare), that I was getting married to Ryan Seacrest!!! And then I wake up to this??? LOL!!
Funny though, in the nightmare I told him HE had to sign a pre-nup!! hahahahahahahah
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on September 5, 2008 - 10:28am.
Heidi should totally compose another brilliant masterpiece specifically for McCain.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Why would she want to be associated with that song? Its not flattering at all. A Pit bull and a barracuda. She is starting to scare me. She sounds like she should be in charge of homeland security.
hehe who knew Randy liked dry white meat?! I love Gaykrest he is so in the closet he wouldn't know the way out. I wish he'd come out and start dating Gayken.
Gayken+Gaykrest=true love
Kudos to Heart.
lance armstrong: world-class athlete, devoted husband, and cool dad.
(fast-forward 2 years)
lance armstrong: cancer survivor, single-ball owner, tour de france wunderkind, philanthopist
(fast-forward 2 year2)
lance armstrong: divorced dad, serial monogamist, dater of older musician chick with giant mouth
(fast-forward 2 years)
lance armstrong: single broken-hearted guy with older giant mouthed ex-fiance, still single-ball owner
(fast forward 2 years)
lance armstrong: metrosexual 'friend' of deodorant-hating actors, mon-chichi olsen banger, college health clinic poster boy for condoms and dental dams, owner of "art" over the "infinity bathtub" that "chicks love"
ewwww.
why did they feel the need to sandwich kiss? why? my appetite for lunch is gone.
Rachael's one forty minute meal from being a paula dean sized girl.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Not trying to get political here, but i find it absolutely hilarious that no singers want the Republican party to use their music.
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So do I! It amuses me to no end. Maybe they should try Heidi. Haha.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Funny about the Heart thing. They are perfectly fine with someone as useless and mostly untalented as Fergie to use that tired ass song.
Submitted by JillyPoo on September 5, 2008 - 8:21am.
Not trying to get political here, but i find it absolutely hilarious that no singers want the Republican party to use their music.
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Mainly because entertainment types are all democrats. Or they're just mean, i dunno. hehehe
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
This was NOT the image I needed to wake up to.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Disgusting
Not trying to get political here, but i find it absolutely hilarious that no singers want the Republican party to use their music.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
So who is giving who their taco? I can't really tell.
Is that Rachel Ray? Hate her.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
heroin spiked bananas? given to an elephant? what?
waste of good dope :(
poor ele-y :(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Interesting.....
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
WTF does Kiki need a thirteen thousand dollar purse for? def. not her hairbrush...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
that is a scary picture.
KK now wants to sing.......well ain't that precious.
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
GROSSNESS!!!!!!!!!
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!