The Second Coming
Is there anything international supermodel Phoebe Price can't do? She's the greatest supermodel in the world, a box office superstar, a voice over artist, an anti-Chanel activist, a poster child for sexy chickens everywhere and she even has a line of candles that melt into lotion! PP has now added headband designer to her resume! At first I thought she was wearing Z Gallerie curtain tiebacks inspired by Jesus' crown of thorns.
Chicken Cutlets' line of headbands, cleverly called "Phoebe Price," are sold exclusively at The Dollar Tree H. Lorenzo in Beverly Hills. You better drop that fucking french toast sammy and run over to H. Lorenzo now! This shit will be sold out by this afternoon because PP is going to buy them all herself. And I want one of those present decorations in every color!
Since we're on the subject of cutlets, PP recently took time out from bedazzling ribbons to talk to Instinct Magazine. Here are a few quotes. I'll let them speak for themselves:
PP on why she should guest star on Ugly Betty: " I've lived all over the world for the last four years. I lived in South Africa, Milan and Greece. And in Milan, I fell in love with fashion. I'm trying to stay away from reality TV though, although I've had four offers this week!"PP on her worst fashion fuck-up: "Under my short dresses, I do wear underwear, but sometimes the thong string is really, really small. And a lot of people say, 'She said she doesn't do nude or topless, and now she's showing her butt everywhere!' So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. Lately I've had the worst time with my dresses flying up when I'm wearing a nude thong! Two years ago, I could walk around naked underneath my stuff and no one cared, and it's like, now I have to wear underwear!"
PP on fame: "Well I've always thought I was famous in my own mind! I figured I could do it a little bit differently than everyone else. I've kind of got the fame side of it first, and now I'm able to turn it around to show people you can actually become a movie star or anything that you set your mind to. You can always do it."
The last quote really explains it all. Truly inspiring.
Here's more of PP looking like a sexy plate of saffron noodles and chicken cutlets while hawking headbands at H. Lorenzo in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Jen and Jimmy
this chick is starting to grow on me. i mean, she's not ugly. she's got very nice features, bedroom eyes, and nice freckly skin. but i think she wants it too desperately. are the only folk who take her seriously and put her in pics are parazzai with nothing to do? does this chick work or just hang out at stores?
Headbands are back? I guess they go with the 1980's leggings comeback. Hohan should be jealous she didn't think of this.
Oh Gosh! I think Phoebe has been listening to Charlene's "I've Never Been To Me"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-vx4GcjASE
Lyrics:
Hey lady, you lady
cursing at your life
you're a discontented mother
and a regimented wife
I `ve no doubt
you dream about the things you never do
but I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you
Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacher man
and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces
Because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...
Please lady please lady
don't just walk away
Cause I have this need to tell you
why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me
still living in your eyes
won't you share a part
of a weary heart that has lived a million lives
Oh, I've been to Niece and the isle of Greece
when I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pose to see
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie
a fantasy we created about people and places
as we like them to be
but you know what truth is?
it's that little baby you're holding
and it's that man you fought with this morning
the same one you are gonna make love to tonight
that's truth that's love
Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children
that might have made me complete
but I, I took the sweet life
I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I spent my life exploring
the subtle whoring
that costs too much to be free
hey lady I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me...
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
Headbands???
Who,in the name of Jackie Stallone, even wears those things these days? Ok, LaToya and it seems Tia Tequila.
Seems like Phoebe is looking to market to the same sort of "celebrity" that she is!
God bless Phoebe, shes major in my heart.
she must fish with all that line on her head.
call security, shes stealing belts!
if she lands on Ugly Betty, they'll be cancelled.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I think what bugs me the most about her is that I have yet to see a photo of hers where she's not looking directly at the camera...
That's because she's a low rent Paris Hilton. While Paris worked the club circuit, Phoebe works the sidewalk circuit...both trying to become famous
Anti-Chanel activist! LMAO
I love it!!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Elf power!
Phoebe just accepted me as a Face Book friend this week and I have been showing it off to my friends !!!! Ha ha - I know I am 40 years old - but Phoebe's more of a celebrity than any of my friends have on Facebook... My kids are embarassed of me...
Can't hate on her this time - girl's gotta make the money for her campaign to AT LEAST beat out McCain and mooseburger chick somehow ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
I think what bugs me the most about her is that I have yet to see a photo of hers where she's not looking directly at the camera...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
The funny thing is, she doesn't sound crazy in these quotes.
I LOVE her!!!!!
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Submitted by Little China Doll on September 5, 2008 - 11:02am.
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I survived two hurricanes (barely) when we lived in Palm Beach Gardens, FL. We had almost $100,000 worth of damage to our house/belongings. Part of our roof ripped off and flew into the back yard! We got the hell of out FL as soon as we could for good. Don't want to ever go through that again. And, yeah, we might be neighbors!
Oh, and I still say Pheebs is wearing my lamp shade trim!
I hate this puppet-faced psycho.
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"Fun and failure, they always start the same way." -George Michael Bluth
I don't know ... there's something endearing about her, and she seems sweet and kind of unaffected when you see video of her. But the term "secondhand rose" always pops into my head when I see her...
I wouldn't be surprised if E! has been trying to sign her for Phoebe Price: It's Cutlets.
It looks like she's set up a street vendor booth outside of some posh store.
Spotted Southern Mess
Didn't Kate Bosworth try to start a crappy headband trend a while ago?
Did I miss something? Garish headbands are in? And so now the divine Miss Price can add "enterpreneur" to her already impressive resume. Bitch, please...
I hate to admit it, but I kind of heart her. She's trashy, but she's not a ho.
Jeebus's Crown of Thorns hair attire -- exclusively at Walmarts resurrection counter
Phoebe Price and Shauna Sands need to be on a reality show together. And I'm not being sarcastic/ironic (I don't know what ironic means anymore after Alanis butchered the word in her song), they are fascinating creatures.
Dramz: now....I am not promising anythiing, LOL I might get invaded by Pakistan....;) ♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Awwwww, Snowy, you'd do that for ME? I heart you THE MOST!!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Bonasera LMAO I'm telling you, we are right about this. It's so typical PP!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Drama: LOL sorry, it's just too much of a commitment, but I will admit I did contemplate watching the entire season so far this weekend if it's on itunes or something.....the weather is supposed to suck and you know I need a weekend in bed ALONE!!! LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I was about to comment on that but Snowpiece beat me to it. I seriously doubt she's selling those pieces of shit at H. Lorenzo. She's obviously just sitting at a table outside holding the bands for the picture. Then decided to go into the store and snap some more. If she's selling the headbands there, why isn't she posing next to a display of them? Why is she just standing by a mannequin? If they are selling them in the store, you'd better believe she would be posing next to where they had them for the customers to see and purchase. This bitch is beyond delusional and crazy.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 5, 2008 - 8:48am.
mom pays for it
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 11:16am.
what is endearing about PP is that she is self-assured to the point of absurdity, but she seems to not know or not care!
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I randomly opened my dictionary after reading your post and the phrase that paid was: delusions of grandeur
Euphoria! You are?! We might be neighbors! =)
I think we are safe for now...though it is starting to get windy and the clouds are rolling in!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I wish this McChicken cutlet would go the hell away already.
Swap the answers PP gave to this magazine with the ones on Beyonce's from yesterday and vice versa. Fun times.
Delusional, thats all I have to say.
HA HA HA!!! She totally hijacked Lorenzo! She's sitting at that Eurotrash restaurant next door and then went into Lorenzo's to take some guerrilla snap shots! Patty Hearst better watch out!
Honestly, what a fucken desperate psycho.
The scary part is that she will probably end up being famous -- for real.
Personally, I never want to be famous because it precludes anonymous sex!
I prefer her "I'm famous in my own mind" attitude to BeYONsays "I want to be an icon" ANY DAY. It's actually kind of refreshing. Nice to know all PP's fame isn't going to her head. She's always been that weird.
She is an inspiration to us all! I love her! :P
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
I wonder..... Are Parasite and Phoebe related? They both are addicted to fame, posing and cameras.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Little China Doll on September 5, 2008 - 10:47am.
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I'm on the NC/SC border, too! Do you think we need to run for our lives??? ☺
ok Little China Doll, you too!
bye everyone... be safe y'all!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
and I was just wondering yesterday what was up with her and I like some of her clothes that she wears but how does she make money to afford them and where does she live.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I have some beaded eyelash trim on a small side table lamp that looks exactly like PP's hippie headband. LOL!
Submitted by Sheeps on September 5, 2008 - 10:17am.
I'll bet anything that "H. Lorenzo" is actually Persian.
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I think so(Persian or Israeli).He's a "classier"(read more brazen)version of his "cousins" on Melrose.Gotta give it to homie though.THE VERY MINUTE some gold digger lands a sucker...some "actor" starts pulling down chex from the first regular work they've EVER had...some waitress that works at the restaurant next door(PETIT FOUR)gets some newly paid writer to help with the bills...the first place they go shopping is "H.".I've seen gold digger hoes take lunch @ Petit Four.Some dude with new stamps parks his new FERRARI out front to be seen getting out.GD hoes mysteriously take a liking to him during lunch.He takes them shopping there after lunch.All day ...erry day.Quite a show.
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I'm on the NC/SC border. I think we'll both be safe. Keep me posted!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
what is endearing about PP is that she is self-assured to the point of absurdity, but she seems to not know or not care!
To be that pathetic and that self-assured? Its adorable! and pathetic. what?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Snow: I bet you're right. She just dragged the table over so she could catch all the elite clientelle. (& on a personal note WHY aren't you watching BB? I wanto to talk to someone about it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
drama: you see? I think she's at the restaurant nest door!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "