Annie Potts Better Be In This Shit

Variety reports that Columbia Pictures has hired the bitches from "The Office" to write a script for a new "Ghostbusters" movie. The studio wants to bring back the original cast of Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd and Ernie Hudson.

How old are those pepaws now? They are practically ghosts themselves. And they better not forget about Annie Potts! Harry Potter wishes he looked that sexy in coke bottle glasses. Besides, she needs to be saved from "TV show guest star" hell. The last time I saw her was on one episode of "Ugly Betty." Eeesh.

The studio can also save some money by going on easy on the CGI effects. Instead of a CGI Slimer, Pete Doherty's loogie can play him. Kiki Dunst's saggy titty sacks can gain some weight to play the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:33am.

If they could get the original cast to do another one, that would be amazing! My boyfriend would probably die from excitement, though. I really doubt it'll happen. I think I read that no one keeps in touch with Bill so I doubt they'd want to work with him again.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:31am.

I've really been wishing for a remake of Ishtar.

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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:31am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 5, 2008 - 9:25am.

You are so right!

I try my hardest every single day to kill enough brain cells so that even when i see re-runs on T.V. of shows that i have just watched in the current season, or classics like Caught from Behind part 37 I feel it is all new and fresh to me. Then when the show is over i too have forgotten that i have just watched it.

I feel I am a happier person for this.

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Submitted by amye1978 on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:30am.

I hate that they continue to remake the films of my childhood.

If hollywood remakes Back to the Future or The Goonies, I will be so pissed.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:29am.

Let's remake showgirls next. Or that piece of shit Jlo did if whatshisname, gila?

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:28am.

WTF??? can no one come up with an origional idea? Leave the decent stuff alone for f*cks sake!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:25am.

There's truly never been anything original in Hollywood, even back in the cranky silent picture days. Everything came from already published works or theater plays, with a tiny bit provided by studio-hired writers. It's just worse now because we REMEMBER the things they are remaking. They were made fine the first time. Why don't they try remaking shit that didn't do so well the first time around? I Know Who Killed Me, Shanghai Surprise, The Next Best Thing might benefit from a retooling.