The Feud Is Over
The war of stupid words between HoHan and Michael Lohan is over....for now. Michael released a statement to E! saying he took a really big shit. After that, he issued another statement saying HoHan will show up to his father's funeral in New York. Michael's daddy "literally passed away" in his arms last week.
Michael said: "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there. My father always wanted to be cremated. He wanted to have his ashes sprinkled in our county in Cold Spring Harbor, in the harbor. That was his favorite spot. So that is what we are going to do. We are going to get on our boat with probably like 50 or 60 people and go out. We are just going to sprinkle them together as a family."
There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral. There will also be a "meet and greet" before the burial and Michael will sign autographs after. If you can't make it, I'm sure there will be plenty of footage on "The Insider" or "Entertainment Tonight."
Michael went on to talk about White Oprah. He only had nice things to say about her. "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."
Somebody get the Catholic church on the phone. When a crazy man who has nothing but intense hate for her describes her as "wonderful," it's time to call in a priest. We need the priest to expel the happy spirit that is obviously taking over White Oprah's body.
Here's some pictures of HoHan with some blonde and a hipster scarecrow trolling the streets of NYC yesterday.
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LOL! Yeah - someone should have told you we don't really 'do' spring. We have like a day or two but not necessarily back to back;p
This is really the time of year to be here. From about Mid-August after the smog dies down to Mid-October, actually, it's beeeUtiful here. The colours come in and it's warm mostly but with a little cool at night to make you feel cozy. I love this time of year.
I think that's the other reason LiLo looks like that; she's in her element (well, not really but I'm sure peeps from Jersey like to pretend they're from NYC) and she's a BIG STAR!!!. I used to have a 'friend' who thought she was all that and a bag o' chips (she wasn't) and you could find her all over town in equally obnoxious poses - hailing cabs, waiting for buses, chatting with friends. She was all "I'm hot - everyone's looking at me" all the time.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 9:36am.
The C word !
I was hopin you would stop by! You know i have a soft spot for the Brits...well, i just got off the phone with one that i would have punched had we been in the same room!!
I called to ask a simple question and for 10 full minutes I heard "Right, yeah…uh, right. Um, Yeah, so, right. Yeah…right." while he shuffled through paperwork. He ended the phone call with "Yeah, so right, is there any chance you can ring us back on Monday?"
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Hi Clarisse!
I have to admit that rather than using email, I sometimes phone a colleague in London just to hear him talk.
Then I keep asking him questions I know the answers to just to prolong the conversation (until I'm *ahem* 'done').
(Apologies for not responding last night..."Carayzay Thursday" was getting to me so I bailed.)
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
The catholic church now allows cremation? I must not have gotten the memo because that is news to me. I suppose if I were catholic, maybe I'd know, but I guess I can't keep up with everything.
*sprays anti-juju spray for C word and everyone else*
"There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral."
- Can i use MapQuest?
Destination: Desperate Looser Funeral/Pancake Breakfast.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thumbnail 5...who the fresh hell is that big ol' girl in the black hat? With all her baubles, bangles, and beads she thinks she's a road company of "Kismet". Terminal limp-wrist is not pretty. Evidently HoHan has now added "lesbian fag hag" to her resume, along with "actress" and "twat".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
angel: i went to Toronto this spring, OMG it's so freaking cold there!!! like a deeper shade of cold! but nice. I would rather have been there when it was warm enough to go outside ;)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 9:08am.
Well, yes. I was going to fix that but that would be like admitting I was wrong. And as you must know - I'm Torontonian; I'm never wrong:)
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Damn right, angel!! :D
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
The C word !
I was hopin you would stop by! You know i have a soft spot for the Brits...well, i just got off the phone with one that i would have punched had we been in the same room!!
I called to ask a simple question and for 10 full minutes I heard "Right, yeah…uh, right. Um, Yeah, so, right. Yeah…right." while he shuffled through paperwork. He ended the phone call with "Yeah, so right, is there any chance you can ring us back on Monday?"
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by The C word on September 5, 2008 - 9:29am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 9:08am.
And yes. NYC is the whole world.
And Toronto is the universe.
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LOL, Toronto is the CENTRE of the universe (at least according to the ROC)
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Well, yes. I was going to fix that but that would be like admitting I was wrong. And as you must know - I'm Torontonian; I'm never wrong:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 9:08am.
And yes. NYC is the whole world.
And Toronto is the universe.
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LOL, Toronto is the CENTRE of the universe (at least according to the ROC)!
(Morning everyone, hope the bad juju from yesterday is gone now that Friday is here!)
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
yeah where is SamRo? I thought she was coming back for the dixie cups?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
She looks like she's whoring out the left side of her body in those pics.
"To the left, to the left, everythang you want is in the puss to the left"
She looks like some jr. high school slut waving to her 6 boyfriends. I don't think the gayelle is going to last much longer. She is starting to look more like her old trampy self, and less Home Depot-ish. She's getting bored and misses the peen.
And those two idiots that call themselves 'parents,' the honeymoon will last a few days. After they throw grandpa in the lake, they will be back to bitching each other out in the press.
Bunch of fake prostitutes. ugh.
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She looks really good, apart from the fringed flip-flops which she always seems to be wearing! I don't know why, but I can't stand that ugly guy she's with though, I've seen him in pictures with her a few times, and you can just tell he thinks he's amazing. He's a try- hard munter though.
As much as I hate this little skanktina she almost looks normal in some of these pics
But the big question is where in the world is SamRo?!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Okay, seriously - who stands like that in real life? She's friggin' posing for the cameras like the attention whore she is.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Si jolie, Sheeps!
Is that a famous ho? OR just someone fun?
Hey snowy! et beechez!
PS. the Catholic Church is funny too. They decided earth fire is not the same as hell fire, mebbe;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
after reading this, i can now sleep in peace.
the shoes don't really go with what she is wearing but at least it's not leggings!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 6:07am.
How can his kids go to a burial when he's having his Dad cremated and sprinkled. You'd think that family would learn how to speak and/or write better if they're gonna be doing it all the time.
heeheehee. Not likely at this point. The Catholic Church now allows cremation, I guess on the theory the soul is immortal.
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If elected her boyfriend, I promise to drill her until we are no longer dependent on foreign oil. (IDLYW)
she looks good in the main pic, LOL angel, she SHOULD but in the other pics her boobies look like they are on the loose.
morning hos ♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
PPS. She should always stand like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
And yes. NYC is the whole world.
And Toronto is the universe.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by SIGH on September 5, 2008 - 8:52am.
Uhhhmmm...what is she doing? Is she stretching?! Jazzercising?!
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She's saying: Hello, World! I'm Lindsay Lohan! And I need a cab!
In other news. How can his kids go to a burial when he's having his Dad cremated and sprinkled. You'd think that family would learn how to speak and/or write better if they're gonna be doing it all the time.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She looks really good in the main pic.
There- I filled my nice quota for the day.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
In the last thumbnail, the blond looks like that Leelee Sobetski girl.
how much shopping can one person do??? seriously, can't she find anything interesting to do? i love clothes, love to shop, but it seems all this chick does is shop all day in different cities. it must get boring after a while. she looks very good in these pics.
All my kids will be there
Really? The 13 year old too?
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
I like that outfit.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I see she's gotten slightly better at applying fake tanner. It still looks like crap, though.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
the 4/5th thumbnail - the shit the guy is wearing. Christina has the excat same one. (only she wears it better)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Her tan stops very abruptly at the ankles.
I prefer Lindsay as a ginge.
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En todas partes cuecen habas y en mi casa, a calderadas.
Raise your hand...if you're sure.
That's her Main Ginge--the guy with no visible means of support. He hangs around with her and acts ginge. Oh, and shops.
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If elected her boyfriend, I promise to drill her until we are no longer dependent on foreign oil. (IDLYW)
Uhhhmmm...what is she doing? Is she stretching?! Jazzercising?!