The Feud Is Over
The war of stupid words between HoHan and Michael Lohan is over....for now. Michael released a statement to E! saying he took a really big shit. After that, he issued another statement saying HoHan will show up to his father's funeral in New York. Michael's daddy "literally passed away" in his arms last week.
Michael said: "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there. My father always wanted to be cremated. He wanted to have his ashes sprinkled in our county in Cold Spring Harbor, in the harbor. That was his favorite spot. So that is what we are going to do. We are going to get on our boat with probably like 50 or 60 people and go out. We are just going to sprinkle them together as a family."
There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral. There will also be a "meet and greet" before the burial and Michael will sign autographs after. If you can't make it, I'm sure there will be plenty of footage on "The Insider" or "Entertainment Tonight."
Michael went on to talk about White Oprah. He only had nice things to say about her. "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."
Somebody get the Catholic church on the phone. When a crazy man who has nothing but intense hate for her describes her as "wonderful," it's time to call in a priest. We need the priest to expel the happy spirit that is obviously taking over White Oprah's body.
Here's some pictures of HoHan with some blonde and a hipster scarecrow trolling the streets of NYC yesterday.
ShareThis
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 11:51am.
I want no more drama. I want this to be over with.
Can we all just move on. Please?
--------------------------------------------
Well said. It's FRIDAY! This is a place for fun. A round of drinks on me ;)) On to the next celebrity hot dish.
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 10:33am.
"you cant wear flops like that in nyc!! you gotta protect your feet man or theyll be black with grime and exposed to possible rat scampering!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's the price you pay for being in the center of the universe.
*shrug*
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
dude ive been posting alonside ME for a while on here and I have NEVER seen her start shit or do anything shady. From what i "know" of her, she is an upstanding woman, mother and friend and for some reason she's getting a bunch of flack lately.
I HEAR KITTEHS SCREAMING!!!!!!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm not taking sides here (I really am not; I have no idea what happened) but I think M.E. takes it just fine. She leaves when it doesn't stop. Like now. Like we all do.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
remember ElB's warning: everytime we fight on the internet a kitten gets its legs pulled off!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 11:53am.
LCT, as you can see I used no swear words yesterday. So if you can't get over it fine.
I'll just continue to not talk to you.
Sorry you can't move on from stupid bullshit.
---------------
Ok, sorry, I inserted a 'fuck' where there wasn't one. How insensitive of me.
And excuse me that one of the people I liked the best on here left because of the stupid bullshit and I'm still pissed. Actually, nevermind, not apologetic about that.
-------------------
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT, as you can see I used no swear words yesterday. So if you can't get over it fine.
I'll just continue to not talk to you.
Sorry you can't move on from stupid bullshit.
"Submitted by M.E. on September 4, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I can't believe this.
Really.
At what point can you move on?"
***********************************************
This is the only thing I posted in the Tyra thread yesterday in regards to what was being said.
I want no more drama. I want this to be over with.
Can we all just move on. Please?
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 11:46am.
What response are you referring to, because I didn't want to be involved with any of that going on yesterday.
------------
Something along the lines of "Why can't you people fucking get over it?" People asked why Kizzy left, I told them, end of story. Seeing as Kizzy still won't come back because of that bullshit, no, I don't see any reason to let it go. It still pisses me off to this day.
-------------------
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 7:42am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 11:39am.
LCT, you are certainly entitled to your opinion, but I disagree. M.E. has been lying low, and just making comments relevant to the threads....she doesn't like the fighting- and doesn't want it to go on.....neither do I.....which is why I now ignore posts when someone is trying to poke me with a stick and get me going......it's not worth it....we should be ragging on celebs, not each other.
------------
I simply asked if it was her in response to something she posted yesterday in regards to the context under which Kizzy left. Perfectly legitimate.
***************************************************
What response are you referring to, because I didn't want to be involved with any of that going on yesterday.
no worries, LCT...we agree to disagree here....I do not want to start fighting with you....:)
**************************************************
Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 11:39am.
LCT, you are certainly entitled to your opinion, but I disagree. M.E. has been lying low, and just making comments relevant to the threads....she doesn't like the fighting- and doesn't want it to go on.....neither do I.....which is why I now ignore posts when someone is trying to poke me with a stick and get me going......it's not worth it....we should be ragging on celebs, not each other.
------------
I simply asked if it was her in response to something she posted yesterday in regards to the context under which Kizzy left. Perfectly legitimate.
-------------------
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT, you are certainly entitled to your opinion, but I disagree. M.E. has been lying low, and just making comments relevant to the threads....she doesn't like the fighting- and doesn't want it to go on.....neither do I.....which is why I now ignore posts when someone is trying to poke me with a stick and get me going......it's not worth it....we should be ragging on celebs, not each other.
**************************************************
Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
The C word!!
"Limey sammich!!!!"
Excellent notion!
BTW, if you watch Family Guy, everytime i read "Limey sammich" the voice in my head is Nigel Pinchley!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
M.E.: I forgive you. Check your email!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Dramaqueen ♥
I forgot the camera again. LOL.
I need to ask here what exactly I am being accused of. I have not said a word about Kizzy since the incident a couple weeks ago. I have ONE identity here, this one, M.E.. I have not been here since 4:30pm PST yesterday. I don't post at night and I have no idea what exactly it is I am being accused of now.
I do not want to come off arguementative, but I would like to know what I am being accused of doing because since the incident a few weeks ago I have been minding my own, trying not to stir the pot and to let sleeping dogs lie.
So, in an effort to clear things up, can someone PLEASE tell me WTF is going on.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 11:08am.
I don't think that is M.E., who posted the anti-Kizzy rant.
I know you guys have a problem with her, but I like her, and don't think she'd post something like that. Kizzy did make some enemies here- everyone on DL has at least one person they don't get along with.
Just my opinion.
------------
Just seems terribly convenient is all.
-------------------
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 11:11am.
PSL!
I like everyone here! Well, not The C Word. She's always stealing El B.s attention away from me. (The C Word, I kid! 3way!)
-------------------------------
To quote Bradiful, you hobag. :D
Limey sammich!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You fargin sneaky bastage.
PSL: I agree with you. I don't like Kizzy. I haven't since she told me to fuck off. I'm not sorry she's gone. I didn't & don't want to engage in an Internet war with anyone. If that's what happens as a result of this, then I can't stop it. But I do think it's unfair & ridiculous to target someone & continue to attack her, either outright or passive aggressively, when she doesn't antagonize you. She doesn't even acknowledge you. She comments on the posts & talks to her friends. It's really time to let it go, IMHO.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
This is stupid.
PSL!
I like everyone here! Well, not The C Word. She's always stealing El B.s attention away from me. (The C Word, I kid! 3way!)
Whoever "it" is, needs to check the dosage on their meds. This is a gossip site that we come to for fun.
LCT,
NO!! You will go away again =(
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
I don't think that is M.E., who posted the anti-Kizzy rant.
I know you guys have a problem with her, but I like her, and don't think she'd post something like that. Kizzy did make some enemies here- everyone on DL has at least one person they don't get along with.
Just my opinion.
**************************************************
Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 11:03am.
Topalina..
Careful. Your comments will disappear again.
--------------
Clarissalina, God would have to strike me down before I let someone control what I say in here anymore. Bring it on. It's Kizzy avenging time.
-------------------
YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Topalina..
Careful. Your comments will disappear again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
yeah notor... and snow - of course, you gotta let those dogs breathe in the summer... but everytime i wear flops in the city, i get blackfoot.
gonnaburn - hahahaha yeah true true :D
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm just happy she's a redhead again.
**************************************************
Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
New York is hotter, smellier, dirtier, more humid and stanky then anywhere else and I still wear flip flops ALL THE TIME. Shoving your feet in sneakers and socks when it is 100 in nyc is the insane thing to do. I hope this family just finds peace already, every family has their shit but eventually you have to let it be.
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 10:33am.
"you cant wear flops like that in nyc!! you gotta protect your feet man or theyll be black with grime and exposed to possible rat scampering!!"
Yeah, but except for those brief jaunts outside, normally her feet are in the air.
OMG Miss, I know, it's disgusting (not that I NEVER do but if I do my feet are so freaking GROSS afterwards)
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
As far as bullies on the playground go, only two or three avies pop into my head, and they surface mostly on political threads. Nasty fuckers. If stuff went down between Deb and Kiz, I am guessing it could have been worked out. Those two seem reasonable and *Internet friend-ly*.
i hate those ugly fringe-flops hohans been sportin lately... yuck.
you cant wear flops like that in nyc!! you gotta protect your feet man or theyll be black with grime and exposed to possible rat scampering!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by dontdrinkthekoolaid on September 5, 2008 - 10:07am.
DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!
_______________________
So that means I shouldn't believe your post either, right?
I love how he never mentions the name of his father. He's just that man who died.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
snow....yes, Granny Lohan is the only survivor and she is too old to procreate.
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
What a fucking poser.
http://www.notontheguestlist.wordpress.com
LoLo...just put some self tanner on yo azz. :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Mel: Michael Lohan Saves the World! ****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
HA HA HA!!!!!
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh my damn! New siggie!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
snowpiece, wouldn't that be great drama though? Imagine....he takes them all hostage aboard the boat, and SamRo is there. He confronts Linds about her gayelle ways, and tells her he just wants to be a part of her life (for the millionth time). He holds a gun to her and says it's all Dina's fault he's this way. Because she's selfish and cokey and slutty, and he just wants his perfect family back. He then goes on to tell Ali she is untalented and to stop whoring herself out. Then he turns to Cody and shouts that he's a little brat and to stop trying to take over "Living Lohan." Michael then proceeds to yell at Michael Jr. and his annoying girlfriend. He wants them to stay at college because they aren't 'showbizzy' enough for the Lohan family. All of a sudden, Michael's bastard child appears and says "Lindsay, are you weally my thister? Becauthe if you are, you OWE me, BITCH." The boat explodes. The end.
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Capitanne on September 5, 2008 - 6:56am.
The Lohans have a boat that can fit 50-60 people?
Doubt that greatly. I bet they just charter one for a half day. Costs maybe $3000 without food and drinks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If elected her boyfriend, I promise to drill her until we are no longer dependent on foreign oil. (IDLYW)
Still with the sloppily-applied fake tan, Linds?
Ugh.
Mel-Tang don't get my hopes up like that!
****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT.
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have a bad feeling Michael is going to kill someone by throwing them overboard. He is going to drown his sorrows in a bottle of gin, and then get crazy. It's ALL gonna hit the fan, and they are going to be stuck on a boat with him. It's his master plan.
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
The C word,
I do the same thing! Even my boss knows!!! If he has to call England, he will ask me to do it!
This wanker from this morning though, grrrrrr. Yeah, right. Right, yeah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Linds looks pulled together, kind of normal... She exorcised the crazy and the drugs for good, or so it seems!
Too bad she can't do away with her toxic parents as well.
The Lohans have a boat that can fit 50-60 people? That's not a boat, that's a yacht. A BIG yacht! Those brawling, drunken, unemployed, arrested Long Island low class trash have a yacht? Poor Lindsay. Now wonder she's such a wretch. Supporting those dirt bags from the time she was 10. Oy veh....
As much as I bash Blohan, it is a little bit sad. It has to hurt going from being a movie darling to being box office poison. I know she did it to herself, which I'm sure she'd deny, but it still has to sting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247