The Feud Is Over
The war of stupid words between HoHan and Michael Lohan is over....for now. Michael released a statement to E! saying he took a really big shit. After that, he issued another statement saying HoHan will show up to his father's funeral in New York. Michael's daddy "literally passed away" in his arms last week.
Michael said: "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there. My father always wanted to be cremated. He wanted to have his ashes sprinkled in our county in Cold Spring Harbor, in the harbor. That was his favorite spot. So that is what we are going to do. We are going to get on our boat with probably like 50 or 60 people and go out. We are just going to sprinkle them together as a family."
There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral. There will also be a "meet and greet" before the burial and Michael will sign autographs after. If you can't make it, I'm sure there will be plenty of footage on "The Insider" or "Entertainment Tonight."
Michael went on to talk about White Oprah. He only had nice things to say about her. "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."
Somebody get the Catholic church on the phone. When a crazy man who has nothing but intense hate for her describes her as "wonderful," it's time to call in a priest. We need the priest to expel the happy spirit that is obviously taking over White Oprah's body.
Here's some pictures of HoHan with some blonde and a hipster scarecrow trolling the streets of NYC yesterday.
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DebFrmHell,
"poke and hope"?? I think you want the Phelps thread.
Hahahaha i kill me!
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Lick me LCT lick me!! hee!!
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LCT,
I do have an account in there...debfrmhell1 !
You are a genius. I deleted out my gmail account. I am somewhat hopeless sometimes...Adult Chumputer Literacy~ pffft. 10 yrs and i am still a poke and hope...
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heheh, help yourself clarisse!!!!
in there we gots some mendocino county outdoor organic.. sprinkled with a little DMT for fun trippy times.
smoke it up smokey! :D
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Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 12:48pm.
AND ill say in the same breath, I like everyone on here.
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You am are sweet like lollipoop.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Xxyxz... *kisses on your fantastic butt*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
sugaroo what are you talking about?
you guuuuuuuuuuuuuys!! *whining*
THIS IS FRIDAY FUN DAY!!!!!
FUN BLOOP TIMES ONLY!!!!!!
OR FUN BOOB TIMES!!!!
*flashes tittays*
woot woot!!!!
*tears open bottle*
*guzzles Jack in Winos name*
WHOOOcoughcoughwwooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Hey, c'mon everyone...the title of the post is THE FEUD IS OVER...can't we all just get along....
It's Friday night....just got paid....LALALA...don't know the rest of the words....
Oh snap! This is too much
I'm out. Have a good week-end people
*gingerly takes Missy's pipe*
Say...what is this packed with???
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 12:48pm.
LCT,
I was looking for you in the Forum and went to the Powder Room for a hint on how to do a message...lol. CHumputer Challenged...
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Do you have an account in there? I'm confused as to why this has to be deleted...
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 12:49pm.
I was going to MS you, but a while back I deleted a whole bunch of people due to certain things. So, if you remember how to look me up, do so.
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So even people on your own MS page dissed you. Wow. You muight want to ponder that one.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Clarisse! Muahahahaha.. *puts boobie in your face* fell dees for a change
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 12:36pm.
*hands LCT terracne Howard baby wipe
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Now Terrence will sleep with me! Yay!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 12:43pm.
LCT
It's okay... I could use the bloop times
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I'm not! But I'm not fucking scared ONE bit of you either, so try and get my comments knocked off, like your some type of 'gang' member.. oooo, i'm totally shivering.. You are no King to anyone here.
Death!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Thank you Missy.
I was going to MS you, but a while back I deleted a whole bunch of people due to certain things. So, if you remember how to look me up, do so.
Oklahoma
I will be accepting bloop times for the next hour
AND ill say in the same breath, I like everyone on here.
HIPPY DIPPY LOVE TIMES!!!!!!!!
*lights peace pipe*
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LCT,
I was looking for you in the Forum and went to the Powder Room for a hint on how to do a message...lol. CHumputer Challenged...
I will delete this in 5 min.
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xxyxz
"I almost love you as much as Oklahoma."
*faints with a big farkin smile on my face!*
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
ah, ME, I like you and I always have. Just wanted to say I do think youre being picked on unfairly. Im glad youre still here :)
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Wow, That's deep!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Xxyxz,, I shall hand you over some shiny new Bloop times *hands over what looks like christmas present* HAHA, Its Poooo! *runs away giggling*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 9:40am.
LOL! Yup, forgot about that angle....
Damn Hollywood...
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 8:41am.
I dont get the arrow thing
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I decided not to post what I was going to say, so instead of leaving a blank post I just posted an arrow.
No meaning.
LCT
It's okay... I could use the bloop times
Deb!! I just ganked your email :)
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her "unnaturaly" posed stance is quite obvious. If i was her i'd be so embarrased by now i'd just move away or vacation while not working. She needs to learn a thing or to from her obsession James Franco. Or the ever impossible goal that is Johnny Depp. Really. Seperate your life from work and you'll suddenly realize -- YOU'LL GET A LIFE.
I dont get the arrow thing
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Submitted by Big L on September 5, 2008 - 11:38am.
Maybe they'll go on "A 3 hour tour...A 3 hour tour....." *cue thunder/lighening*....the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...if not for the for the courage of the fearless crew the LOHAN'S WILL BE LOST!!!
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ha!!
that would be awesome, but then they would come up with the inevitable "Lohan's Island" reality show and we still wouldn't be spared.
oy!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 12:28pm.
LCT already did. LMAO! I see someone hasn't responded to what I said. Not that I expected it.
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Oh God, could you imagine a period baby that was in the shape of a carrot with a globe-head and a potleaf smiley face? SHA-WING.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 12:28pm.
LCT <3
let the party begin
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I broguht the 7 layer dip! Although I can't guarantee it's fresh. Meat from Canada is badnewsbears right now.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Maybe they'll go on "A 3 hour tour...A 3 hour tour....." *cue thunder/lighening*....the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...if not for the for the courage of the fearless crew the LOHAN'S WILL BE LOST!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 12:25pm.
LCT,
Please add me to your friends on MS. I need to ask you something...
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I don't have myspace. I do have an account in the forum you can message me at.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
*hands LCT terracne Howard baby wipe*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Th Mojitos bring alll the whores to the yard..
I'd draw an arrow by the MOD won't let me..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 12:23pm.
LCT..Hey.. Take me a minute to catch up here!!!
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Ok, well basically, I pooped and I didn't have enough TP so now I have skids.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 5, 2008 - 6:41am.
With all her baubles, bangles, and beads she thinks she's a road company of "Kismet".
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hee hee hee, Mr.Mercury said "Kismet."
Clarisse--Maybe tonight. I pick out all the movies, but Pudge has right of first refusal. He prolly will want to watch Porky's XVIII.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Clarisse
YEAH ... I almost love you as much as Oklahoma.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 12:24pm.
*applauds Sugarroo* Can I have your period baby?
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LCT already did. LMAO! I see someone hasn't responded to what I said. Not that I expected it.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
LCT <3
let the party begin
*passes the Mojitos*
LCT,
Please add me to your friends on MS. I need to ask you something...
Mounties forever... (naked)
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*applauds Sugarroo* Can I have your period baby?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
LCT..Hey.. Take me a minute to catch up here!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
xxyxz
even me?
Mrs K,
Did you watch AP yet?
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Good grief
I love all you crazy bitches
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ALPHABET GIRL TIMES! Happy Sit on Your Face Friday Part Deux!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 5, 2008 - 7:43am.
New York is hotter, smellier, dirtier, more humid and stanky then anywhere else
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Clearly, you have never been to St. Louis...
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Good grief
I love all you crazy bitches