The Feud Is Over
The war of stupid words between HoHan and Michael Lohan is over....for now. Michael released a statement to E! saying he took a really big shit. After that, he issued another statement saying HoHan will show up to his father's funeral in New York. Michael's daddy "literally passed away" in his arms last week.
Michael said: "She is going to be at the burial. All my kids will be there. My father always wanted to be cremated. He wanted to have his ashes sprinkled in our county in Cold Spring Harbor, in the harbor. That was his favorite spot. So that is what we are going to do. We are going to get on our boat with probably like 50 or 60 people and go out. We are just going to sprinkle them together as a family."
There are maps available to paparazzi and tabloid reporters to the exact location of his father's funeral. There will also be a "meet and greet" before the burial and Michael will sign autographs after. If you can't make it, I'm sure there will be plenty of footage on "The Insider" or "Entertainment Tonight."
Michael went on to talk about White Oprah. He only had nice things to say about her. "And I can't believe how great Dina has been. She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great."
Somebody get the Catholic church on the phone. When a crazy man who has nothing but intense hate for her describes her as "wonderful," it's time to call in a priest. We need the priest to expel the happy spirit that is obviously taking over White Oprah's body.
Here's some pictures of HoHan with some blonde and a hipster scarecrow trolling the streets of NYC yesterday.
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Debfrmhell. So someone logged on under your name, or as a name like yours but different?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
LOLO
Nuthin' beats Jalapeno Potato Chips...yummmmmy.
OT: cant do it.
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xxyz, I would think Aphid is closer to you than Nitty! lol
I am seeing Aphid again tomorrow, and I have met Sheeps many times too.....I am planning a trip up to SB soon to see a friend in Carpinteria, if you'd like to meet......and NO- do NOT post email/phone # here.
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_Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Beige Baby was a wacky tobaccy needing sack of funless baked doritos with less cheese then the real regular doritos!
*hugs you*
I HATE BAKED DORITOS
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I was going to catch up with Aphid and NitWitty to actually meet them but it didn't work out. Aphid is too far away
I USED to talk to people via MySpace but I had to delete it because my Hubby
Didn't approve :( I offered to give my home number on the threads but was advised not to because of stalkers and shit.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 1:19pm.
LCT
Code blue code blue
*wipes brow*
False alarm
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You might have to tell that to my nervous direar.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LOLO!
You are a magnificent ass and I missed you!
I have an alternate that I used when PSL was getting trolled by BeigeBaby. I have used it to vote twice in HLOTM. ***blushing***
I ((hearted)) spasketti cat. Sorry.
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I met AJP in real life.
And I talk to some people online and on the phone.
Im not quite sure why i just shared that with you all......
I dated myself for a while the year before last. I feel real enough i guess.
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Im gonna have smokey times and then get some work done... even tho all I wanna do is stay here and bloop the day away...
We, Jah people, can make it work;
Come together and make it work, yeah!
We can make it work;
We can make it work.
Five days to go: working for the next day;
Four days to go: working for the next day;
Say we got: three days to go now:
working for the next day;
Two days to go now: working for the next day.
Say we got: one day to go: working for the -
Every day is work - work - work - work!
We can make it work;
We can make it work.
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xxyz, only by meeting in person, I guess.....
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
WHAT? Who said balls?
I got some big ole donkey balls right over here!
BLOOP!
What the HAIL is wrong with me that balls make me laugh so hard? NALGAS
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how can ANYONE prove who the are on Dlisted or any other site?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 10:18am.
Sweetie, if you wants to be singing along with me and eating my tiramisu from here to eternity I gots to have a beach house.
It's non-negotiable.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
can someone please put this pretencious hipster scene style to rest??
Deb - DEB I ♥♥♥ YOU!
yeah! what Deb said!
Im ready for our group bloop now LCT :)
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LCT
Code blue code blue
*wipes brow*
False alarm
Mrs K.,
How bout a ranch in Cleveland? You can have free ATM access!!! Ohhhhhhh!
Huh? Huh?
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
To our little groupfrmhell,
IMO!!!!!!
When I heard that my name was used I went immediately to friends to see who was online. There was a surprise there. That fuckery I do not believe to be M. E. but another who has no problem with alts...
Anyone with the nerve to use my name to incite a riot...let me tell you this. If you had any balls at all you would say your peice under your real name. I have no respect for anyone who needs to use an alt to start a load of crap. NO BALLS!
Kizzy and I got right past that mess with JJ, I had my fellings hurt for the sum total of 1 day out of a very long life. NBD!. Were we friends, no... I would say not but we were not hateful to each other. And at the end of the day, folks, these are still peeps on the net. Do Not let them in your head.
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Can we have one huge bloop? Mrs K, will you be a sweetheart and provide the Bloop Tunes?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
shark tongue! i like it rough baby!
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 1:09pm.
he only thing that could make this thread better would be if Love Angelina showed up
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ALERT ALERT ALERT!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 1:04pm.
NVM.
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You are clearly battling with wanting to tell us how you really feel, so out with it. No one else is holding anything in.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by missy on September 5, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Lick me LCT lick me!! hee!!
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Otay, but I have a shark tongue so it might be rough.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
missy
Thanxs!! That should last the whole week-end
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 12:57pm.
LCT,
I do have an account in there...debfrmhell1 !
You are a genius. I deleted out my gmail account. I am somewhat hopeless sometimes...Adult Chumputer Literacy~ pffft. 10 yrs and i am still a poke and hope..
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I just messaged you in there.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I love music!
Lets have asing a long!
Okie what you got to sing?
Missy i know you know some Ghetto Boy Classics!
xxyxz! * does the hustle at you* Im a jive ass turkey! Lets boogie!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 10:12am.
If you weren't happy married i would so steal you away!!!
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Believe me, I'm cheap and easy. All it takes is a beach house and I am yours.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
i love mrs k's singalongs :)
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Mrs.Kravitz!!!!!
NICE!!!
If you weren't happy married i would so steal you away!!!
*sings*
You just keep on keepin on the road that you choose
Don't you give up walking cause you gave up shoes
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
Where is EyeRoll?
Now all you sucker Dlisters
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why.
You try to put on those airs
And act real cool
But you got to realise
That you’re acting like fools.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
XXY *BLOOP* *hugs you drunkenly*
lolo gimme back my jack bloop!! naw, you have summore...
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OKIE!!!
Poke him till he bleeds!!!!!!
ooops, did I say that out loud?
hee
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 1:06pm.
*takes drink*
I missed you too woman.
I would like to take this time to dedicate a song to you.
Oh what a feeling
When im dancing on the ceiling!
Oh what a feeeeeling
When my cats hiding in the ceiling!
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he only thing that could make this thread better would be if Love Angelina showed up
LOLO!!!
My heart, my love...
♥♥♥♥♥
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 10:06am.
Mrs K.,
Yeh, i'm bout to ease on down the road...
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don't you carry nuthin' that might be a load
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*pokes Pudge w/ stick* Pudge, get out of my garden, damn! He's ruining my potatoes.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Me and Mrs. Kravitz/ Jones......
we got a thaaaaaaaaang going on
Me and Mrs. Kravitz
We got a love thang going OOOooooOOOOonnnn!
MISSED YOU MRS. BUNNY KRAVITZ!
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I will give out the email to anyone who wants it...unless it is Heatherly, Umbertooooo, Stck a Cock...LOL!
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Mrs K.,
Yeh, i'm bout to ease on down the road...
hmph.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
LoLo
I'm glad you're back!
*pours drink*
Bunny's gettin' frustrated!!!!!!!
C'mon people now,
Smile on your sister
Ev'rybody get together
Try and love one another right now
Right now
Right now!
give peeps a lot of leeway and keep your expectations low.
Everybody say when you hear the call
You got to get it underway.
Dial “L” for low...
Come on, all you people say...
Word up – word up
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
NVM.
Get out of the Forum,
POST
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 1:01pm.
And i love your avie!
And i love you
and i love lamp
and i love blooping
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Bloop times it is
Submitted by Big L on September 5, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Hey, c'mon everyone...the title of the post is THE FEUD IS OVER
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LOL! I just noticed that on my way back in too.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
LoLo.. I love your Av.. TC..The Moron.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I love Otis Redding!
This one is for you old boy!
I left my home in Bama
Headed for the East River days
2,000 miles from home
Just to make it out on my own
So im just blooping on the dock of the bay
Watching the Blooooooooopers Blooooop away
Blooping on the dock of the D-list
WAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaasting TIIiiiiiIIIIIme
LOOKS LIKE BLOOPINGS HERE TO STAY!
Everyday i just bloop away!
I can do what ten bloopers tell me to do
So i guess my bloopin remaai ai aiiiiins!
WOOO CHILD!
* chugs missys jack and takes a hit of the peace pipe. Gives the rest of you treats from the south and smiles at my lovely blooping donkey nuts*
BLOOP!
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