Work With What You've Got

Tater Head has a jaw that only Jay Leno could love and she fucking despises it. Rumer blames her daddy, Bruce Willis, for the reason why she has a jaw and chin that belongs in a field in Idaho.

Rumer said: "People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her - which is great. I hate my jaw. I don't know if it's my dad's - I think I'm more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two."

Actually, I think she got her chin from a Hasbro toy. Demi Moore has some explaining to do! I bet you she got freaky with Mr. Potato's head. I don't blame Demi. He's one sexy spud.

Seriously, Rumer just needs to work with what she's got. She needs to love and embrace the chin! If she doesn't, her jaw and chin will fall into a deep depression. And can you imagine Rumer's jaw getting sad and weepy? It would look like saggy Play-Do.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:40am.

HaHaHaHa... potatoe head with a white head straight-ironed her bed head

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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:39am.

Im sick of her always complaining about her looks. Yes you have a huge jaw. GET OVER IT. And she does look like Carnie Wilson...

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:39am.

I think that's a nose ring she has on her nose...I've seen it before, but it sure looks like a white head...potatoe head

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:36am.

Nice spotting (pun intended) ImpertinentVixen, i'd go with whitehead. While we're at it, do you think she's cultivating a goiter? Just sayin.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:34am.

She's got Demi's features in Rocky Dennis's head. Just an unfortunate set of circumstances, which is why she should be digging on an archeological expedition and not trading on her famous name in Hwood.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:34am.

CTH

I KNOW! You know bitches at People Mag. got paid to put her up there as a beautiful person!

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:34am.

If she weren't so rich, I'd feel bad for her. It's gotta suck to have a hot mom while you're homely. She's not alone, though. There's also Alexa Ray Joel and Daisy Lawless. ________________________________________________

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:32am.

too fucking early for all this fugliness

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:32am.

Awww! She can't help it that she is a victum of a genetic betrayal.

"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 8:32am.

Since the lipstick on her teeth has been fully covered, I'm going to go with the thing by her nose. What is it? A small piercing or a massive white head?