Work With What You've Got
Tater Head has a jaw that only Jay Leno could love and she fucking despises it. Rumer blames her daddy, Bruce Willis, for the reason why she has a jaw and chin that belongs in a field in Idaho.
Rumer said: "People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her - which is great. I hate my jaw. I don't know if it's my dad's - I think I'm more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two."
Actually, I think she got her chin from a Hasbro toy. Demi Moore has some explaining to do! I bet you she got freaky with Mr. Potato's head. I don't blame Demi. He's one sexy spud.
Seriously, Rumer just needs to work with what she's got. She needs to love and embrace the chin! If she doesn't, her jaw and chin will fall into a deep depression. And can you imagine Rumer's jaw getting sad and weepy? It would look like saggy Play-Do.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 5, 2008 - 9:57am.
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That's the second thing I noticed...the lipstick on the teeth. The first thing was, duh obviously, her Mrs. Potatohead chin. Tater, blot your lipstick after application and before you smile.
She's an overinflated blow up doll head.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
LOL!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I think she's lovely and an excellent entertainer. I hang on her every word and my juices just start flowing. "Ru" and I used to have a sister act down in TJ but she stole the show, along with the hearts of every audience member when they'd dim the lights and she'd sing The White Cliffs of Dover. The crowd would go wild. She'd wipe the donkey jizz and tears off her cheeks and really belt it out. She is just show biz royalty!
Grace Disful ~ when God was handing out jaws & inflated egos, Rumer Willis went back for seconds.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 10:13am.
Or maybe she's not such a nice person? I don't have a television. Life wouldn't seem so unfair if the second to last woman in line when god was handing out jawbones was an egotistical bitch. (Tori was the last woman in line).
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I feel sorry for Rumer-- seems like a nice person, pretty eyes, cute nose, and then that giant lumberjack jaw.
The rest of the jaw came after the jump!
I hope she can get that toned down. If not she can still console herself that Tori Spelling will always and forever be the fugliest face in Hollywood.
Yes, I know, now that I've typed out her name there will be a giant close-up photo of none other than TS.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Angel_i ~ that's the problem with Rumer.
The stupid asshat has ZERO talent, a shitty personality and a MASSIVE ego.
I love the people who say "you have a huge jaw...GET OVER IT!" Uh, it's more than huge. And I think that if that painfully odd chin was on any other person's face, they wouldn't say to themselves "my effing jaw looks like a cartoon character's. Oh well, I'm over it!" She's still a kid (what is she 20?) I truly think it would take a lifetime to get over that shit!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Tater head! Oh tater head! You have some lipstick on your tater teeth! Smooooooth Mooooove Exlax!
HEY! What is the difference between a bull dog and Tater Head? The bull dog can put her lipstick on properly and still drive her bull dog pupps to hockey practice with out getting shit all over her teeth!
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Cindyloo, yes, if it's her chin, she can get it shaved down at some point. But I read that it is recommended only when a person stops growing (she is still pretty young). But I think it's also her features. They are disproportionate to the size of her head. She probably needs some lipo in the jaw/cheek area, too. She's not fat by any means; she just has a round face.
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Yay! Thank you angel_i! You are such a sweet horz!!!! :)
I know there is some beauty in there somewhere, it's just going to take a lot of mommy's $$$$ and some hiding out time.
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I don't think she inherited that jaw from either parent. So, being Hollywood is so plastic surgery crazy, is this something that can be fixed?
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Submitted by angel_i: "Funny thing is, ugly people CAN get work... They actually have to have some talent and some skill. And charisma..."
That is so true, though. There are lots of character actors who aren't really good-looking, but they are interesting/funny/compelling. And regular people can relate to them. Good-looking people are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. I like the ug-mugs!
@Mel-Tang:
Ok, I'm gonna give it a shot but only cuz this is procrastination week.
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LMAO angel_i, I know which av you are talking about. I just can't remember who has it. LOL
Can someone do a photoshop, and shave down various parts of her face to make her look pretty so I can see what she needs to get done by Dr. Rey. Thanks.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 5, 2008 - 9:37am.
I don't think it's just her jaw. I think it's her whole face. Her eyes, nose and mouth are just too tiny for her big head.
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LOL! Someone's got that avvie! Exactly right - cuz that's what they did to it, they moved everything in to accentuate it. Ugh. I can never remember who's face belongs to whom.
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And she needs to wipe the lipstick off her teeth! Gross, totally gross.
her nose scares me, flaring away like that
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I don't think it's just her jaw. I think it's her whole face. Her eyes, nose and mouth are just too tiny for her big head. I guess shaving the jaw down would be a start.
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Im surprised that she hasnt shaved her jaw down by now....maybe instead of pumping millions into her old ass Demi should help Rumer out
judelaw, the way people have surgery in Hollywood IS like a walk in the park.
Funny thing is, ugly people CAN get work. They just can't sell their bodies to do it. They actually have to have some talent and some skill. And charisma (which I never see - she always comes across to me like one of my sister's geeky renaissance who seem to think they look so cool but they really don't) Or a famous Mom and/or Dad.
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Submitted by daisydaisy on September 5, 2008 - 9:17am.
It's a sad day in Hwood when one of the celebrity offsprings discovers that looks are not enough.
having said that, go to school, get a degree, and find a job like most of us. I suggest telemarketing for obvious reasons.
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LOL, telemarketing...
I was thinking radio DJ or burka model.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Rumer said: "People tell me all the time that I look my mom."
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Memo to Rumer:
From: Stock Broker
You can't work with "what you got" if you have NOTHING to begin with!
You're riding the coat tails of your parents and your industrial strength FUGLY face isn't doing you any favors.
Give it up and instead become the spokeswhore for Ore-Ida Potatoes.
Rumor needs to stop apologizing for her looks - she has pretty eyes like her Mom and pretty coloring.. If she wore her hair longer it would disguise the chin.. I have a big nose - big fucking deal - never stopped me from living a life...
boo hoo. i hate my jaw. hey, dumb@$$, there are really screwed up from birth kids who wish they had a jaw, period. shut the heck up and thank God He gives you breathe. if she doesn't like her trap, stop getting in front of the camera and out of the lights and boo hooing to everyone. i thought nothing was worst than a woman who smokes; its the woman who throws pity parties who takes the cake. dumb@$$.
Damn, she is fugly as all get-out.
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It's a sad day in Hwood when one of the celebrity offsprings discovers that looks are not enough.
having said that, go to school, get a degree, and find a job like most of us. I suggest telemarketing for obvious reasons.
LOL you guys are killing me this morning, this shit is GOLD. Hooo Haaa Sheeps, a beard, LMAO
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She just needs to own the fact that she is what she is... average looking at best. There is nothing wrong with that. Her mother's looks have been enchanced by several plastic surgeries. Geez, these people are so vain. Why can't she go to college, get a degree, or just get a job doing something she enjoys instead of parading around Hollywood like she is a star. She is a child of two actors. Big deal. Do something with your life besides subjecting us with your whining about your big ass chin.These people make me want to hurl my oatmeal.
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i can't believe people would suggest she should shave her jaw. are you nuts? i think that's major surgery. i had an operation some time ago (health issues) and i was in pain for a week, first 3 days being horrible. i think it's kinda crazy how easy some talk about surgery. it's not a walk in the park. you can die on the operating table...these things happen every day. she doesn't look THAT bad.
4x6 features, 8x10 face
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Thanks to you too Sonne! It has made sense to my eyes from seeing her photos for a long time.. I keep re-editing my posts..Cheers!
The only thing about her that's really Demi-ish is her coloring. Otherwise she looks like a feminine version of her dad. I never got the appeal of Bruce Willis...there are grease monkeys working at the auto body shop down the street that are hotter than Bruce and they're covered in oil and dirt and have questionable dental hygiene.
One of the most unfortunate girls I have ever seen. I can't look at her too long without getting the creeps.
Plastic Surgery. doyyyyeeeee. There is too much fat in that area suck it out and replace it with a chin implant because my guess is she has a smallish chin underneath, her eyes, mouth and nose are small she doesn't fill her face properly so it is just the chin that needs to be worked on.. just go to a good plastic surgeon but perhaps she has to wait a bit until she stops growing..uhmm hopefully her chin has...but she is too young right now and her features will start to thin out naturally, still lots of facial changes to be happening naturally for now. Why are all the Ugly people rich. I Guess because we're rich in looks and we gotta be poor somewhere.
LOL, sexy, we posted at the same time. What you say makes sense. Thanks!
Serious question....could she get her chin/jaw line shaved down by a plastic surgeon? I keep wondering but never asked. It might help.
It wouldn't be so bad if she could just find a better hairdo for that face. Big long curly 80's hair or a beehive would help. Or wearing her hair over her face ala Cousin Itt.
She's actually got a nice body and there's no law against being ugly. However, she wants to be a star and ugly girls don't have much of a chance. Rumor should go to college and find a career AWAY from the cameras. Far away!
Why didn't you say anything about the lipstick on her toof?
Amazing, she only complains about her ginormous chin. What about her too close set eyes, her constantly flaring nostrils, the Mr. Ed teefs, and her lack of any discernable cheek bones? If she wants to stay in Hollywood, she should become a screenplay writer. She's got the face for it.
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Her jaw would look fine if she just let her beard grow out.
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I feel so bad for this chick. Above the nose, she is fucking stunning, with her mother's eyes. Below that, her father's giant jaw and small mouth. It's like literally half her head came from each parent.
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Demi probably purposely never taught her to do the "finger trick" after applying red lipstick.
She's delusional if she thinks she looks like her mother and she has lipstick on her teeth. If she was that of a star someone would have told her but nobody cares for her.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I want some of whatever she's smoking that makes her believe she looks like her mother.
She's...so unfortunate in the looks department.