Wino Loves Jack
Some bitches ask for stupid shit like smelly candles and caviar on their riders, but not the Crackie of Camden. She's a simple girl. She just asks for 48 bottles of Jack Daniel's. That's all.
Amy Wino is "supposed" to perform at the Bestival Festival this weekend and organizers are worried that she's not going to show. A source told The Sun: "It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay. With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”
Why are they being such squares?! Jack is the only thing that quenches her thirst. I mean, it's the only liquid that can lubricate her beautiful crackie angel voice. Do they want her to dehydrate?! Water just doesn't, for lack of a better phrase, get you "shit-faced-drunk" the same way Jack does!
And I laugh in the face of the bitch who said Wino can't "possibly consume" that much Jack during her stay. She eats 48 bottles of Jack for breakfast!
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I am getting back to old self. I can hardly wait so that we can "remeet"! LOL. You will not believe the difference...and no guns either....hahahah.
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I was going to say it looks like she may have gained a little weight, but I think that's just crackbloat.
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Deb!! I like cheap women, being one myself. And congrats, by the way!
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Awwwww Crackie is restraining herself...I would've pegged her for a 60 bottle and 30 cartons of ciggies kinda girl.
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I.G.,
If I ever fall off the wagon, I want to be playing in your backyard! Plus I figure I will be a cheap date for the first week or two, at least until I get my booze-legs working!!!
HUGE LOL
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 6:38pm.
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Thanks. I knew something wasn't right, lol. Her face looked like it was about to fall off a couple days ago *shudders*
Somebody needs to put this girl out of her misery...
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I have to admit, I've had a little love affair going on with Jack myself. But I draw the line at 43 bottles.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
EvilShoe: LOL hell, send her Michael Lohan, the girl needs any help she can get!
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Did her face clear up or is this an old pic?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
LOL! She funny.
At least she's super honest about it - I'll give her that.
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Someone send her Shitney's dad.
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isn't someone watching this crackhead so she doesn't order 48 bottles of jack on her riders?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!