Akon Concerts Are Dangerous
Akon's is never going to learn his lesson! In 2007, his dumb ass got in trouble for getting a little too hot with a preacher's 15-year-old daughter during one of his shows. Last June, the stupid fuck threw one of his fans off stage during a concert in New York. He's facing criminal charges for that shit.
This past weekend in South America, Akon struck again. "Struck" being the key word. During his show, he decided to crowd surf to a camera stand in the middle of the audience. When he got there, one of his fans started grabbing at him. Akon must have not liked that shit, because he smacked her in the face and she went down. Smack that. Literally.
You have to be on a suicide mission to go to an Akon concert. You couldn't pay me. Okay, yes you could, but you would also have to provide me with a full suit of armor, a 4 leaf clover and The A-Team.
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I saw him when he came to Vancouver for Beat Bash. He sucked. We left when he said "Everyone from the ghetto throw your hands up". Well, we're not from the ghetto, and if we were, I'm sure we couldn't afford $100 concert tickets you tool.
Wyclef was amazing though.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 4, 2008 - 6:02pm.
b)When you crowd surf people have to grab your stuff or you will end up whitout your teeth and a broken nose
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I love the way you do this. Are you really Barney? Sometimes I think you're, like, Real Life Barney.
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The C word!!
Right!! Can you imagine him talkin all nasty with a posh accent! Yeah, i need to get laid.
El B!
Help! I'm covered in...uh...nothing........
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I say all these people that get hurt from his concert take all his money that is how black idiots learn or not.
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I think you need to do this
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just make sure there are lots of jaggered rocks in the water, OK?
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on September 4, 2008 - 2:55pm.
oh it wasn't anything exciting, he was doing the whole crowd surf thing, but face down and when I pushed him over my head I thought "seize the moment". It was not at all thrilling. We got to hang with the group that opened for him that night, so for my 17yr old ass, that was way more exciting
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Submitted by tonicbitch on September 4, 2008 - 6:28pm.
"Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 3:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH i had missed this part of the post...wtf lololol a four leaf clover"
I know, right? LMAO I think MK was extra-high today.
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You know how these hollywood women insure their moneymakers (legs, ass, lips) MK should insure that wit of his. Too fucking funny.
a)what do people expect from a ex-convict ??
b)When you crowd surf people have to grab your stuff or you will end up whitout your teeth and a broken nose
c) he is a asshole
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO SEE SOME LOSER SING LIKE A FUCKING GIRL, HIS MUSIC IS SHIT!!! EVERYONE OF THESE 'RAP' CONCERTS ENDS WITH A SHOOTING OR FIGHTS..THERE WAS A RIOT AT A 36 MAFIA OR WHATEVER IN HOLLYWEIRD LAST NIGHT...FUCK!!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 5:59pm.
The C Word,
We all must need to get laid.
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Amen Clarisse! Where's ElB when you need him?
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
wow
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 5:57pm.
@angel, I am not the one body slamming men and slapping people, he is.
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Forgive me. My OCD requires me to fact-check this. I was talking about your reference to certain kinds of people needing a special kinda learning. It hurt my feelings.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Off Topic:
What's with all the bad juju on dlisted today?
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What's juju?
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aura, vibe....
Political posts and Angie/Jennifer posts are never good too close together. :)
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
LCT,
Juju is Mojo. No like Jojo or even Joe. Or More Joe.
The C Word,
We all must need to get laid.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Sorry i forgot to quote it was The C word who asked
"What's with all the bad juju on dlisted today?"
Some psycho like Mike Tyson should take his girl (?) to an Oh My Akon Teeth concert! Someone needs to beat this women beating fool down! I volunteer!
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"Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 3:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH i had missed this part of the post...wtf lololol a four leaf clover"
I know, right? LMAO I think MK was extra-high today.
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@angel, I am not the one body slamming men and slapping people, he is. He must hate people, why do concerts' if he is going to act that way. What hate issues?!?! I could care less about him. Are you guy's on your period today?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I grabbed Eminem's junk at a concert once. He didn't seem to mind
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My, my you are provocative. Now I full-on wish I was you.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I grabbed Eminem's junk at a concert once. He didn't seem to mind
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When you grabbed his junk did it feel like the equivalent of throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
I don't think he'll see many more endorsements.
Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Off Topic:
What's with all the bad juju on dlisted today?
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What's juju?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 4:47pm.
I say all these people that get hurt from his concert take all his money that is how black idiots learn or not.
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:( oh no!! and that kid he threw on/off stage was a WHITE kid. What is "black idiot"? I thought idiocity came in ALL COLORS?
NO MORE PREDJUDICE ON DLISTED!!! IT IS TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING EIGHT!!
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What's with all the bad juju on dlisted today?
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i guess it comes in waves
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I grabbed Eminem's junk at a concert once. He didn't seem to mind
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Tells us all about it, everybody likes a good laugh. Hope you washed your hands, twinky cooties!
You have to be on a suicide mission to go to an Akon concert. You couldn't pay me. Okay, yes you could, but you would also have to provide me with a full suit of armor, a 4 leaf clover and The A-Team.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH i had missed this part of the post...wtf lololol a four leaf clover
ouch! Man that is harsh! I bet she staggered up looking like David Elsewhere
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I say all these people that get hurt from his concert take all his money that is how black idiots learn or not.
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honey you need help to work on your hate issues
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Whoa nelly. I missed that part.
Ouchie.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 5:51pm.
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Thank you 'cuz that shit was totally unnecessary.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
It's scary to think that young men idolize this piece of shit.
Off Topic:
What's with all the bad juju on dlisted today?
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
I grabbed Eminem's junk at a concert once. He didn't seem to mind
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That chick was effing nuts to grab onto him like that....doesnt she know that guys got probs?? lol
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So, douche-kon went for a stage dive and expected what to happen? asshole.
I can't see the video at all, can y'all see it? I get a blank.
I want to see Akon slap a ho so I can hate him too.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Would that be called mosh pit or something back in the 80s?
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LOL! I think it's "crowd-surfing" from the 70s actually. He just added a little twist. Um...mebbe he gets worked up out there....what am I saying? I don't care how much I like that song "Sorry", there is no way I can defend this buffoon. He's outta control.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why not? Women slap men all the time for the same things, why men can't do the same, when women are screaming about emancipation on every corner?
The dumb bitch was sexually assaulting a man and she got what she deserves. Doesn't matter if it's a woman or a man - a sexual assault should be punished.
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I can't stand this arrogant moron or his music but i have to say the kid he shoved was wrong, buying a concert ticket does not give anyone the right to throw things at people on the stage. Akon is paying for something many people wish they would or could have done at some point in their careers. Having said that though, this guy is a piece of shit, i'm against Akon and the kid all at the same time, makes no sense, i know.
And these two chicks... *sigh* when will people learn
What a complete douchebag asshole. Seriously.
Freaking savage. That's the cleanest way to describe that subhuman garbage.
i like his music but I wouldn't go to his show if you paid me. First off I am too old for those shennanigans.....;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Would that be called mosh pit or something back in the 80s? Motherfuckers never learn. I say all these people that get hurt from his concert take all his money that is how black idiots learn or not.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
GREAT. Awesome. [/sarcasm]
I photographed this guy back when he was relevant, at the Hot 97 Thank You concert, and found him to be as obnoxious and talentless as he is here. He jumped on some kid's neck (landing his crotch right in the kid's face) and nearly caused him to break his back.
*eye roll*
Why do people patronize this loser?
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