Akon Concerts Are Dangerous
Akon's is never going to learn his lesson! In 2007, his dumb ass got in trouble for getting a little too hot with a preacher's 15-year-old daughter during one of his shows. Last June, the stupid fuck threw one of his fans off stage during a concert in New York. He's facing criminal charges for that shit.
This past weekend in South America, Akon struck again. "Struck" being the key word. During his show, he decided to crowd surf to a camera stand in the middle of the audience. When he got there, one of his fans started grabbing at him. Akon must have not liked that shit, because he smacked her in the face and she went down. Smack that. Literally.
You have to be on a suicide mission to go to an Akon concert. You couldn't pay me. Okay, yes you could, but you would also have to provide me with a full suit of armor, a 4 leaf clover and The A-Team.
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Everyone who goes to an Akon concert should get slapped. Repeatedly.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Oh, damn you all. I should be reading "Beowulf" in Ye Olde Engrish but I got suckered back here. You sluts. <3
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Ooh, boy...that's rough--but not half as rough as reading Thereau's "Walden." Snoozeville!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
@QC, I apologize for assuming you were pregnant but do you need cock, are you stressed, your man is not loving you correctly, you didn't get paid, nothing else going on in your life or something? Just keep it moving. Is really that serious to make your head spin like this and name calling makes you feel a lot better about your self. Get it all out if it makes you feel good and who cares after the next topic posting.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Fat Martha,
I should be calling Jiangsu China, but i'm here researching british slang for condom. Meh.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Oh, damn you all. I should be reading "Beowulf" in Ye Olde Engrish but I got suckered back here. You sluts. <3
More dramz in this thread, I see?
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@ Sandbitch
Australia's not that bad! lol
We could always send it to much, much worse places. Unfitney's vaginia. I mean that could house an army!
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@Woody Allens next adoped daughter & wife
Is teh BEST you could do???!!! PSML!
Hate to break it to ya, but at the moment I'm content with my woman.
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@Clarisse
Sorry, I took so long, but I was having a camel's hump, charlie bucket - here's a link!
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
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dudes, what's up with everyone tonight?? seriously. talk about some angst flowing down the river of de-nile. what the hell? there are more than a few need a klonopin or some shit
he is fucked
he just needs to stay in one spot.
☮"This I am today, that I will be tomorrow"
"Submitted by thebiglebowski on September 4, 2008 - 4:32pm.
wow. lots of hostility on dlisted tonight. interesting...sad, but interesting. is it a full moon or something??"
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No. The fucking short bus got a flat tire on it's way to JustJared and is having a temporary stopover at DListed.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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This post right here just solidifies your stupidity, lol. You thought I was pregnant and then ask why I'm "emotional?" LOL, what?! Never been pregnant, but wouldn't it make sense that women who are preggers would be more emotional due to the increase in hormones? Please go learn something, you're embarrassing yourself.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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You're welcome. It was ribbed for your pleasure. :)
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
wow. lots of hostility on dlisted tonight. interesting...sad, but interesting. is it a full moon or something???
willie warmers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!
Bwhahahahahahah!!!!
The C Word!
Willie Warmers!!!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
angel i: oh and can I tell you the bruises I suffered in my youth. Once at The Psychadellic Furs the crowd put me up right by the stage, holding me up there and what's his name sang "Heaven" right to me....
after one Cure concert I couldn't walk all weekend! thrown around like a paper doll in that mess, FUN TIMES!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Gentleman's jerkins!!! ♥♥♥
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@snowpiece thank you for enlightening me that back in the 80s that there were violence in the Rock world but did anyone sue them?. @QC I thought you were pregnant why are so emotional. Calm down and go lay down. I am not racist you just perceive it that way that is your problem not mine.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
IG!
Cheers!! I didn't see ya in here. Now i can have anonymous sex with a British man and still be safe!
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Someday we'll say and do
The things we've been longing to
And I'll know him the moment we meet
For my heart will start skipping a beat
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
SNOWY GIRL: You've got mail.
On topic: Akon sucks.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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@snowpiece:
For reals. Hard Anything (rock, rap, punk, etc.) concerts have a tendency to be violent. There's no one group of people you can blame.
PS. Moshing IS from the 80s (see Bad Brains)and is, in fact, a white guy thing. LOL and girls. I used to have this frail looking girlfriend with glasses no less that liked to mosh. Crazy bitch. She, particularly, was transluscent;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Clarisse, here's more...
love socks
love glove
the goalie
jimmy-hat
willie-hat
willie warmers
dobbers
hats
johnnies
poshie
rubber johnnies
sheaths
robber
nodding socks
raincoats
french letters
cock socks
johnny bag
gentleman’s jerkins
jimmie hatz
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
i won't watch this drivel...akon needs some smother therapy...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by jim on September 4, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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I LOVE YOU!!! LOL
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
AKON FUCKING SUCKS!! SING LIKE A FUCKING MAN BITCH!!
Clarisse... johnny?
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
The C Word!
How do you pick up a British boy? "Ello mate. Care for a pint then up to me flat for a slap n tickle?"
Oh quick! DAE!!! British slang for condom!?!?!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
@DAE
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/pd_hell_070706_ms.jpg
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Shit DAE - don't send them to Australia! Send them to New Zealand. KiwiKim will sort it.
On July 28, 1979, World Series of Rock was marred by violence in the early morning hours before the concert and outside the stadium. Thousands of fans camped around the stadium to position themselves for the best seats when the gates opened. Five shootings (including one fatality), eight robberies and numerous incidents of theft, vandalism and street violence involving roving gangs were reported. A City Council safety committee inquiry appears to have contributed to the cancellation of a show planned for August 19, 1979.[7] The last World Series of Rock concert took place on July 19, 1980.
The album-oriented rock bands performing included The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, the Beach Boys, Chicago, REO Speedwagon, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Fleetwood Mac, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, The Band, Santana, The Faces, Uriah Heep, Aerosmith, Blue Öyster Cult, Yes, Ted Nugent, Journey, ELO, Foreigner, Kansas, Peter Tosh, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Scorpions, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Eddie Money, Def Leppard and the J. Geils Band.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 4, 2008 - 6:19pm.
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:D
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:19pm.
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Justin spits on his fans, Shitney blinded them with pics of her beaver, Axle Rose beats up fans in clubs and the list goes on. But you'd know that if you'd take your head out your ass, you ignorant, racist cunt.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 11:11pm.
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I love you, lol.
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I love you too! ;0)
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angel_i:
O and I suppose white guys are perfect?
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Ummmmm ever heard of George Walker Bush that Douchecock is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
You have been riding my cock for a minute now. I didn't know Guns and Roses, Britney, Justin Timberlake and Amy Winehouse have a history of beating down concert goers. Amy Winehouse once but I didn't think everytime but she is excused becuase she is a crack head.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Did anyone else notice he attacked NOT ONE, BUT TWO WOMEN!!! He pushed the girl in the grey dress off the stage before he smacked the shit outta the one in the blue dress. This one is special, real special. He should be banned from performing on any stage. GROSS.
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Shame on South America! We had a golden opportunity to beat the shit out of this asshole and failed!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 6:05pm.
The C word!!
Right!! Can you imagine him talkin all nasty with a posh accent! Yeah, i need to get laid.
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British accent...yummers…’.do what you will to me, limeyman! ‘
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Oh yes, because the colour of someone skin means the either hate or like, scum bags like you.
Let me guess, you one of these sickos that think the earth should only have white, blonde haired, blue eyed people on it?
Take a good long look at this picture. It shows your future.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/pd_hell_070706_ms.jpg
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 4, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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No prob! I had to stop because if I'd tried to list all the douches in the music biz, I'd take up MK's whole damn site. Assholes come in all shapes, sizes, races, ages, etc. folks! Let's remember that and proceed back to the snark.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
angel: You could answer this tho: Did you just talk about black guys and jewelry and then get all misty eyed about the GodFather?
SPOT ON!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I saw Akon when he opened for Gwen last year he was so fuckin annoying his, DJ was really cool tho dude had a kilt on.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Don't take things personally if is not directed at you just because you are black. I don't know what you are. These black singers, athletes never learn, how many times does he has to hurt people who pay good money to listen and watch him sing his songs. Some black guy's never learn their money and jewelry is the dearest thing to their hearts besides their momma.
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O and I suppose white guys are perfect?
But really, don't answer that - cuz I don't care.
You could answer this tho: Did you just talk about black guys and jewelry and Mamas and then get all misty eyed about the GodFather?
No wait. Don't answer that either. I still don't care.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 5, 2008 - 6:11am.
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Oh, so I guess we can add "racism" to your growing list of asinine prejudices.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
QC, thanks for listing just a few of the chaotic and no sense havin' ass musicians there are out there. I totally thought I was smoking glue all this time
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
StickaCockinWoo:
Could you be any more ignorant?
@dreamy, that looks refreshing actually than sitting in the office talking to clients on the phone. I need a vacation.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Akon is ridiculous.
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What a fucking asshole. He crowd surfs and does not expect some girl to grab him? Man, she was just holding him from the behind, it's not like she had her hands on his dick!
And even if she was, was the punch really fucking necessary?
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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Really? So Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, Shitney, Amy Winehouse, Justin Timberlake, etc. are all black? Who knew?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 4, 2008 - 6:03pm.
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I love you, lol.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 4, 2008 - 6:22pm.
That chick was effing nuts to grab onto him like that....doesnt she know that guys got probs?? lol
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This reminded me of Johnny Rotten. Everyone knows YOU DO NOT TOUCH NOR ADDRESS JOHNNY ROTTEN EVER! not if you don't want to get reduced to a little tiny speck of dogshit on the sidewalk.
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 6:06pm
No im not barney , if I have to spend the whole day in a barney suit I think I would kill myself , lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus