Akon Concerts Are Dangerous
Akon's is never going to learn his lesson! In 2007, his dumb ass got in trouble for getting a little too hot with a preacher's 15-year-old daughter during one of his shows. Last June, the stupid fuck threw one of his fans off stage during a concert in New York. He's facing criminal charges for that shit.
This past weekend in South America, Akon struck again. "Struck" being the key word. During his show, he decided to crowd surf to a camera stand in the middle of the audience. When he got there, one of his fans started grabbing at him. Akon must have not liked that shit, because he smacked her in the face and she went down. Smack that. Literally.
You have to be on a suicide mission to go to an Akon concert. You couldn't pay me. Okay, yes you could, but you would also have to provide me with a full suit of armor, a 4 leaf clover and The A-Team.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 8:18pm.
why do I keep missing National Bitch Whuppin' Day?
I want to smack a bitch too!!
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I volunteer! I haven't had a bitch smack in awhile. Well, some have tried but you gotta be a bad ass. Are you up to it? ARE YOU? I'll taunt you if that helps.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 4, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 6:06pm
No im not barney , if I have to spend the whole day in a barney suit I think I would kill myself , lol
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Well, I'm glad you don't have to then becuz that would be too sad:(
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
why do I keep missing National Bitch Whuppin' Day?
I want to smack a bitch too!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. LOL I'M JUST JOKING. NO I'M NOT. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Submitted by Paquita on September 4, 2008 - 7:44pm.
WOW!!! The most amazing thing on that vid is that he actually has fans!!
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I love it when this is the first (kind of) post I see. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
WOW!!! The most amazing thing on that vid is that he actually has fans!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
PLEASE someone! Get him to produce Lily Allen! I would take out a second mortgage to watch these two bitches beat each other down in the recording studio over a wrong note.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 7:12pm.
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*unsnaps bra, thrust boobs in FatMartha's face*
Twist away, sister! (counterclockwise, please)
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I wouldn't attend an Akon concert for many reasons. Number 1 being his "music" sucks ass.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
DAE,
Can you put in a BIMA for me? Because some people are just BIMAS to me...
Bite In My Ass... LOL.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Byeeeee Snowy... Ah lubs ya!
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"And the waving wheat, can sure smell sweet, when the wind comes right behind the RAAAAAIIIINNNN..."
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
thanks Gonnaburn! :) talk to you sluts later, I am about to be freeeeee!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Sayonara on September 4, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Oh knock it off Akon!
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Um, I think that's part of his problem...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
sweeping down the plains..
Oaaaaaaklahoma where the wind goes ...something something something....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Okie also likes to play with her own boobs. That's why she'd be so good at it: she practices every day!
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Snowy--I know! If Okie was here, I'd employ her to do it without a second thought!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Woody Allen's Next wife dressed up as her idol Unfitney
http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Ugly-Women/seekcodes_227_5917.jpg
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
There was some horrible eighties movie that I can't place, but I think the dude who played Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds" was in it and called nipple twisting times "Tune in Tokyo". -like tuning in an old fashioned radio. Because you all needed to know.
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Your Mom: that sounds like a job for Okie!
she's mean and twisty like that ;P ♥ okie? are you here?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
*gets her fingertips ready* C'mere, QC.... >:]
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Well, I'm not professional, but I'm a quick study. :-)
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Anybody up for twisting QC's nips? Any professional nipple twisters in the house?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I don't like nip-twists. They hurt. If my guy ever does it I wll turn right around and give him an Indian burn on his peen0r. :D
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Holy poo! My bf was doing that to me last night, and they've been sensitive due to PMS. Sensitive nipple-twisting times are NOT good times!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 4, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Inspiring me to kill myself Junior year.
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Gah! I had to read it my Junior year, too. He inspired me to fall asleep.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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Twistee - I'm selfish that way.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I don't like nip-twists. They hurt. If my guy ever does it I wll turn right around and give him an Indian burn on his peen0r. :D
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http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Inspiring me to kill myself Junior year.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:00pm.
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*perks up* Someone's twisting nipples? Where can I sign up?
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As the twister, or the twistee?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:00pm.
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*perks up* Someone's twisting nipples? Where can I sign up?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 4, 2008 - 5:59pm.
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He was a very exciting and inspiring man. :p
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
@FatMartha
It doesn't get much worse than Old English though. Look forward to "The Faerie Queen"
not.
Oh knock it off Akon!
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 5:58pm.
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lol! Sometimes you just have to twist a nipple :)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 6:54pm.
agreed. and unfortuantely this is what we get to after being enthralled with the Puritans: "The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked..." Yay.
@Gonnaburn: "Thoreau-up." Ahahahaha! Loves it!
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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Actually, I'm not wearing any panties today ;-)
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
@QC arent you posting as well. Your panties are really twisted in knot today. Who cares?!!? Commenting on my post must make your dick hard. I don't know if you are a man or woman but who cares. I don't care. Why can't you keep it moving you must love me. I love you too. Kisses on both side of your cheek. You are paying attention to me, you are reading my posts, I love you for doing that.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 4, 2008 - 5:50pm.
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Thereau is responsible for torturing hundreds of thousands of high school students with a painfully long and drawn out novel on existentialism, and you summed up the whole point of the book in one short paragraph. Go figure. *shrugs* lol
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
"johnny bag"- By Faaar my fav. But I appreciate the rhyming simplicty of love glove. Yeah, I'm totally using that the next time I have to make a condom reference. Surprisingly, probably tomorrow.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 4, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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LMAO!!! And you keep posting to continue to show everyone how truly ignorant you are! Some people just don't learn....
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 6:45pm
Guy lives on a pond for a year. He doen't buy shit but the necessities. Nature is cool. He recognizes indivituality in nature as reflected in men. Blah Blah Blah, march to his own drum....blah. Thoreau-up
@YourMom: Ahahaha. I read part of Walden in HS. That man was one sad sack. Anyways, the prof told us the first page in our book where Beowulf started, so I opened it and it said:
"Hwaet! We Gardena in geardagum,
theodcyninga, thrym gefrunon,
hu tha aethelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceathena threatum..."
I looked at her and I said "Fuck off, this isn't English." And she laughed and told me to get started. I wanted to wring her neck, haha.
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@at the biggeb... For Real!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Gonnaburn!
There is a list!!!!!
(my favorite is willie warmer)
*thanks IG!
love socks
love glove
the goalie
jimmy-hat
willie-hat
willie warmers
dobbers
hats
johnnies
poshie
rubber johnnies
sheaths
robber
nodding socks
raincoats
french letters
cock socks
johnny bag
gentleman’s jerkins
jimmie hatz
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Sorry, but anyone who supports Akon by attending his concerts and buying his music are fucking morons who deserve a donkey kick about the head. The man is a convicted felon (armed robbery) who is extremely proud is his violent past, to the extent of labling his first album "Konvicted." He has stated that he has 3 wives (he claims to be a practicing Muslim), and has bragged publicly about his polygamy. His music is mysogonistic to say the least, and apparantly this tool has no qualms about beating the crap out of women.
Why do people idolize idiots like this and make them superstars?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 6:43pm.
What would that be?
Always some racist bastard making Dlisted all pissed and shizz....
Oh yeah...well...do you have a boo-boo??...cuz you should go stick a bandaid on it...SO THERE!! NYAH! :P
(I'm not good at being mean.)
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what the hell is wrong with australia i'd like to know? it's one of the few places in the world i'd really like to go, people seem nice, geography is impressive. what's up with you people tonight? something in the water?