Thursday, September 4th 2008

Akon Concerts Are Dangerous


Akon's is never going to learn his lesson! In 2007, his dumb ass got in trouble for getting a little too hot with a preacher's 15-year-old daughter during one of his shows. Last June, the stupid fuck threw one of his fans off stage during a concert in New York. He's facing criminal charges for that shit.

This past weekend in South America, Akon struck again. "Struck" being the key word. During his show, he decided to crowd surf to a camera stand in the middle of the audience. When he got there, one of his fans started grabbing at him. Akon must have not liked that shit, because he smacked her in the face and she went down. Smack that. Literally.

You have to be on a suicide mission to go to an Akon concert. You couldn't pay me. Okay, yes you could, but you would also have to provide me with a full suit of armor, a 4 leaf clover and The A-Team.

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Posted by: Michael K


RJII's picture

He's typical.

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yw ;)

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xxyxz on September 5, 2008 - 4:25pm

THANK U!!!!

I had to hang up The Brad up for a while, I am a Cooperloonie....

It's weird to be so "new".

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Bradi!!!

LOL loves it

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TESTING NEW IDENTITY...

check check 1, 2, 1, 2.....

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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He only does this kind of shit in foreign countries, and only to other black people.

He didn't need to hit that chick. She just got a little horny, that's all. Nuttin wrong with that.

someone should tell Spencer and Heidi to go to one of his concerts...hopefully the crowd would toss them onstage and he could smack the shit outta them, what i wouldn't give to she Heidi with a busted up nose and Spencer with two black eyes..

Is he going to release "Put the blame on me" the remix version now?

Kim M you fetid cuntrag, this is not "typical Negro bahaviour". So what you're saying is that Asians/Indians/Whites/Latinos/Mixed races do not take part in violent behaviour? And how can you describe any kind of behaviour as being typical of a particular race?

Any man/woman that would go down on your ropey snatch would have to be capable of unmeasurable violence you ignorant distended scrotum.

Akon is a reused tampon; the girl that groped him is a jackass. He was wrong to hit her and she was wrong to fondle him. And everybody else was wrong for going to that concert - Akon is as talented as a rabid rat with cancerous boils.

And you, Kim M, are wrong for having been born. Do the world a favour. Buy a ticket to an Akon concert, go up on stage, grab his crotch and then tell him he's a "typical Negro". I can't wait for the footage you bilious cuntwhore.

Have a nice day.

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...and with ignorant statements like that, why wouldn't a Negro want to smack a bitch?

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angel_i's picture

I wonder if she thought he was gonna kiss her.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 10:38pm.
When I got older Martha,
I found that my strenght was not the same. In the 70/80s I loved 357s. As I got old I shoot this one a few times. very powerful and has the kick of a 38.

8-)
Age is a number and mine is 59!
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And all age is, is a number! Amen to that m'dear! 59 or 19, you can still feel equally alive, and sounds like you know that well. Keep on keepin' on!
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angel: nope, everyone's just making fun of me in the pr0n thread :)
(yaknow I lubs the attention)

angel_i's picture

Aw fuck - See I did it again

*note to self: no politics, religion or race - got it? now say something funny.

UM....
Damn - I don't know if this is funny or not. Do I have no class at all? Because actually. It's kinda funny, the look on her face just as she gets hit in the slo mo. She's so fucking happy.

There's something wrong with me, I know.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 12:02am.

@Angel,
Texans are very independant thinkers.

"Both the original (1836) and the current (1876) Texas Constitutions also state that “All political power is inherent in the people ... they have at all times the inalienable right to alter their government in such manner as they might think proper.”
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I always think about that being in there somewhere - somewhere under mountains of legalese about nothing. It always bothers me how pushy your government is with ya'll when the US is supposed to be the very symbol of "people doing it for themselves".

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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@Angel,
Texans are very independant thinkers.

"Both the original (1836) and the current (1876) Texas Constitutions also state that “All political power is inherent in the people ... they have at all times the inalienable right to alter their government in such manner as they might think proper.”

We are given the right to respect the US constitution but it says nothing about US presidents...lol.

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angel_i's picture

I don't call me ThreadKilla! for nothing.

Too soon? LOL

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 11:51pm.

At Angel.

First and foremost we are Texans... never a yankee. Yankees imply north of mason dixon line...

hahahaha.
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Yeah...see now I had some edumucation about that. My mama made me watch Roots (and North and South for that matter) but really just to tell me that, if I was born back then she woulda been killed and my Daddy woulda been killed and I would be some plantation owner's bitch - cuz I'm light skinned an purty. So lovely, our family times;p

ONT: I'm glad Akon doesn't carry no guns on stage!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Careful there. Deb knows the ins and outs of the "he needed killin'" defense.

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At Angel.

First and foremost we are Texans... never a yankee. Yankees imply north of mason dixon line...

hahahaha.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 4, 2008 - 11:46pm.

Great, Deb is drunk and waving her gun around.
Damn Texans.
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Wait. Can Texans be Yankees? Or are they...Confederates? Southeners...?

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speakit's picture

I'm a really good aim. My fave is a .22 lever action Goldenboy Henry Rifle.

I'm not joking, btw.

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Great, Deb is drunk and waving her gun around.
Damn Texans.

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O you Yankees and yur guns!

I've never even seen a gun! I'm sure it would scare the bejeebus out of me.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

DebFrmHell's picture

When I got older Martha,
I found that my strenght was not the same. In the 70/80s I loved 357s. As I got old I shoot this one a few times. very powerful and has the kick of a 38.

8-)
Age is a number and mine is 59!

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

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Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 11:24pm.
*smacks Speakit*

It was on the ass, I swear!

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That wasn't my ass. THAT WAS MY FACE! *cries*

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*smacks Speakit*

It was on the ass, I swear!
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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 11:16pm.
...so needy

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Ya know there are plenty of people that would be happy to smack me.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Mr. Pres,
See my avie change. That is my baby. 9mm, 10 round semi-auto...Not the kick that a 357 has and just as much knock down... hahahah.
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*butts in* I love my .357. Love the noise and the kick, and I'm pretty good wiff it too! ;D

Sorry for the butt-ing. Hehe. Butt.
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Very impressive, Deb. The trolls won't be messin' with you if you keep that one. HAHA. 'Night.

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Mr. Pres,
See my avie change. That is my baby. 9mm, 10 round semi-auto...Not the kick that a 357 has and just as much knock down... hahahah.

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Mr. President's picture

HAHA. Sweet dreams and goodnight sounds rather threatening with that avie. It's meant with love, Deb. Goodnight.

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Mr. President's picture

Just for Deb. Sweet Dreams and goodnight.

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jussayin's picture

...so needy

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speakit's picture

Life sux and I'm bored.

Smack me again.

jussayin's picture

consider yourself *SMACK*d, Deb!!

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DebFrmHell's picture

Mr. President,
HAHAHA. I actually had that gun in layaway for months. In 1976 it was $800.00. gave up after $350.00 and bought a muzzle loading cannon for fireplace instead...

**dreaming of an AutoMag**
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 10:58pm.

HAHA. You mean like this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4REtWGGsflw

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DebFrmHell's picture

I have a Smith and Wesson and carry a grudge. Smack me baby, I need to release some tension.

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jussayin's picture

who DOESN'T need a good smack?

I need one from Akon so I could get paid...smack dat, muthafucka, indeed. I will smack dat all the way to Judge Judy...

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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 10:47pm.
*SMACK* FOR SPEAKIT!
and whoever else needs one

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Why do I need one?

jussayin's picture

*SMACK* FOR SPEAKIT!
and whoever else needs one

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Mr. President's picture

My guess is that you'd pretty much have to be a douchebag to want to support this ass, so no tears will be shed by me for the loser who got hit.

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anna hannah's picture

What a low life sleezy ass, and his music sucks too.

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Submitted by Lohohater on September 4, 2008 - 9:33pm.

there are 2 bitches he smacked down: there's one in blue and one in brown. gives new meaning to the phrase, 'smack my bitch up".
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Aw - I wanted that to keep rhyming!

There are two bitches he smacked down
Ther's one in blue and one in brown
Beware of Akon, that crazy clown,
Or you'll be the next bitch he smacks around!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Lohohater's picture

there are 2 bitches he smacked down: there's one in blue and one in brown. gives new meaning to the phrase, 'smack my bitch up".

jussayin's picture

I am equal opportunity when I get to slappin'...ass, head, cheeks, it just don't matter LOL. you will know you have been whupped!

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Oh no he didn't! That poor girl in the blue dress should sue his sorry ass for every cent! Akorn needs to be buried by a squirrel ASAP!
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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 9:03pm.

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OH YEAH BROOOOOKLYNNNNNN! BRING IT!

You did mean you'd slap my ass, right?

jussayin's picture

am I up to it? I'm from Brooklyn. You KNOW my pimp hand is real skrong!!

can you handle it?!?
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