Less Talk, More Action
Carrie Underwears is still talking caca about Jessica Simpson. That's what OK! Magazine claims anyway. The two blonde nitwits have been going at it for a while now. Naturally, it's because of a big douche named Tony Romo. Carrie's latest insult involves Jessica's fat ass. Carrie said that, not me.
A source said: “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
Did she say this before fourth period in the home rec room while scribbling on her Pee Chee folder? This is junior high school bullshit all the way. It's time for Carrie and Jessica to meet behind the gym after lunch and settle this once and for all. But that will never happen.
These bitches are all talk. If they ever ran into each other, it would probably be like a fake bomb exploded in the room. Carrie would tell Jessica that she looks soooo skinny. Jessica would tell Carrie that her hair is so natural looking. You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue. Dumb skanks!
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Oh, they're both assholes. come on.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I would so love to see these two battle each other in a "celebrity" boxing match!
Then, finally Chestica can get her nose fixed.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Carrie is right, though. Jessica seems ridiculously desperate with her proclamation of "this is the one" with every new boyfriend. Her stupid PR tactics remind a bit of Jennifer Aniston (except she speaks through "friends" but it's the same bullshit). If she doesn't watch it she'll end up with the "desperate for love/why can't she snag a man" coverage that Aniston often gets.
well my bf is being stalked by his ex from high school and we are some old whores so i have no clue why exes dont just DIE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Sure it's got all the qualities of two high school morons bitching about each other, but when you're a pair of forgotten publicity whores what else are you going to do to get someone to pay attention to you?
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haha believe me this stuff happens even to older farts like me.
Sad to say that there are some psychotic bitches that is why they are "exes" and not the current girlfriend.
I have zero tolerance for shit like the one Carrie is pulling. I recently had a situation where the guy I was dating was too friendly with his ex. This psychotic bitch was too into our business. So i dumped the guy when he didn't stand up to this crazy bitch. She can have him.
As they say, birds of the same feather, flock together. I'm on a "no losers" flight this time.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I agree whit carrie she maybe a bitch but she is telling the true
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Carrie is a total bi*ch. I know several people who've helped her career that she's been completely rude to. She probably said this because she's just jealous. She can't seem to seal the deal. Chase Crawford anyone? He dumped her by text. Enough said.
Please tell me that Romo has a golden d*** or something? What is it about this guy that has these two little girls panties in a bunch over him. Tell you what they should do...have a sleep over, smoke a joint together and then they both prank call Romo at like 2 in the morning.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
A source said: “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
heeheehee that was a good observation
dumb cuntry whores.
Okay, honestly. When I was in 7th grade my two best friends turned against me and we all ended up pulling this EXACT SAME SHIT. One would call the other ugly, the other would retaliate by calling them a slut or a fatty or something, and it went on and on.
Junior year we finally grew out of it and started laughing about it. That will never happen here, fortunately - we need the entertainment.
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SHUT UP both of you!!!
Now go eat your meat!!
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both of them are ugly
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Fuckital!!! When I read "Less Talk, More Action" i was hopin for something remotley hot.
Booooooo!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Screw the name-calling...I wanna see some hair-pulling!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
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Two bitchy blondes cat-fighting over a meathead quarterback--it's like prom all over again.
Ah, they both suck.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Carrie is way better in life than Jessica ever will hope to be - take the high road, girlie.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Jessica Simpson doesn't have a big ass. She has a big dick.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
How could you talk anything BUT caca when discussing daddy joe's main ho?
Her music is caca, her movies are caca, her so called "talent" is utter caca. the only things she's got going for her are the bottled blond and the plastic tits. And in hollyweird every 2$ ho has those.
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