Beyonce Wants To Be An Icon
Beyonce and somebody else's waist grace the cover of October's Marie Claire UK and she tells the magazine that she's over being a pop star. Raise your hand if you're over her being a pop star too? Solange! Put your hand down. The basement ghosts will get you for that.
Beyonce said: "There is a time limit on being a pop star, yes. Being a legend, an icon? Absolutely not. I’m over being a pop star. I don’t wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I’ve accomplished a lot. I feel like I’m highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records. And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough."
She is not right for saying that. Beyonce has millions of dollars, sold gazillions of records, starred in movies and her family probably falls at her feet when she walks through the door. And that's still not enough?! Meanwhile, poor Solange still has to sit at the kid's table during Thanksgiving dinner.
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Beyonce's ego is bigger than her ass, being humble is a great quality to have.
If "pop" means "popular", then she's over.
If "pop" means the sound of Jay Z's peen disengaging from her butt, the she's not over ... yet.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Apparently, Beyonce and J-Lo have the same exaggerated sense of self-importance.
The Ego has landed.
laladidada caps lock off is your friend
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 4, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Why do these people allow photographers to transform into human impersonators?
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Because they're humble as laladida pointed out about Beyonce
Horrible, hideous Photoshop job. She barely looks human.
Human skin should bare marks. It is supposed to crease, wrinkle and blemish. Each one of us lives turbulent lives, yes even the rich and the famous, and the skin holds testament to the storms that we have weathered.
Skin is not a flawless, shiny plastic. It boggles the mind that anybody could look at that photo and think that she looks like. anything other than a wax dummy.
Look at the hands - they've even gone to lengths to disguise the folds and creases of skin around the knuckles. These aren't disfigurements that should be swept to the side - they allow us to perform remarkable feats such as contracting the muscles of our hands. If our skin was as it is depicted in these pictures, then we would run the risk of it being torn from our bodies at the most inconvenient of times. :3
Skin can be smooth and clear, but it cannot look as though one has pulled a condom over a watermelon and still be functional.
Why do these people allow photographers to transform into human impersonators?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
why din't they photoshop her boob????? is looking funny
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Someone needs to deflate that oversized ego of hers.
Stupid bitch I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO BERGDORF GOODMAN STALKING BEYONCE BUYING HAIR RELAXER FOR HER ROOTS just don't go against what we say and you'll be aight. = )
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I WOULD SAY YOUR FATHERS DICK BUT ITS PROBABLY LIMP
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mmm wow ok? what else you got.
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:47pm.
lets hug and make ery body a nice cup of french onion soup!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 5:15pm.
LOL MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:44pm.
what? i said YOU are allowed to have your onions!
im PRO ONION
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 4:42pm.
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LOL! No prob!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 5:13pm.
TELL ME GENUIS WHO DID I ATTACK FOR HAVING AN OPINION? OR DID SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY OPINION
none of this is getting me hard. i tell you what
im not hard at all
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 5:09pm.
DUMBASS? CHOKE ON A DICK BITCH
Got something harder? Come on.
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:39pm
OMG are you Paola Polacias?
you are entitled to your onions.
let this girl have her onions!
you guys have onions all ove the web site
her onions are just spicier
i love onions
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
is she goin to be a Icon because of her Big ass?? Because there are more talented people out there coughjenniferhudsoncough
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
For some reason I don´t seem to able to hate her and I even have a soft spot for her music despite not being a pop tart in general. Not even the fact that she is a fur wearing ho-bag has turned me against her... But there´s still hope, reading this site has turned me into a hater of many celebrities I had nothing against before...
Oh my bad Queen Charisma...it was the knee jerk the sugar rush reaction again, i was stuffing two chocolate cupcakes as i was typing that.
It was laladida who said that mess. FUCK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS LALADIDA!! FUCK YOU TO HELL!
*ahem* ok
That was one saggy boob..
That is some fucked up big headed shit she just said right there.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I always hated every of her endless, hilarious, heavily sequinned gowns, which looked somehow all the same (like Christmas tree), her diva behaviour and her pseudo "royalty" posture.
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Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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OK, BLAH BLAH BLAH, MOO, MOO, MOO, YADA YADA YADA, AND GOOD DAY!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 5:01pm
I HAVE SEEN HER AT BERGDORF TWICE. UNLESS SHE'S AIRBURSHED IN REAL LIFE TOO SHE LOOK THE SAME, IF YOUR SO CONCERNED ABOUT HER SKIN COLOR GOOGLE OLD PICTURES OF HER OR SOMETHING, AND TALK ABOUT FAKE APPEARANCE WHAT CELEB DOESN'T WEAR EXTENTIONS, MAKE UP, AND AL THE THINGS YOU LISTED. AGAIN THINK WHAT YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE, WHAT I SAID WAS MY OPINION.
Submitted by gyeah on September 4, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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Wrong attribution, dude ;-)
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Delusional BITCH says what???
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
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she always looks like someone else
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here she channels Naomi Campbell
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 4:47pm.
WELL THATS MY OPINON, YOU CAN THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT. I SAY SHE'S HUMBLE BECAUSE ...."
ROFL.....HUMBLE! there goes that word again. BITCH this ho is THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF THE DEFINITION OF HUMBLE. Fucking dumbass.
Can't stand this asinine ho. I'm with Euphoria and will add that Beyonfuckface is also an icon for the dumbing down of the world's youth (and idiot parents) and the obliteration of the English language.
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:26pm.
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EVERYTHING ABOUT BEYONCE'S APPEARANCE IS FAKE (HAIR, EYES, NOSE, COLOR, ETC.). I DON'T CARE THAT HER MOTHER IS LIGHT, SHE IS NOT AS LIGHT AS SHE TRIES TO HAVE THE PUBLIC BELIEVE WITH THE AIRBRUSHING/PHOTOSHOP. NOT ONLY DOES THAT SHOW SHE IS INCREDIBLY INSECURE, BUT COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL AS WELL. THEN AGAIN, SO ARE HER FANS SO IT'S A PERFECT FIT. PEOPLE WHO ARE HUMBLE DON'T GO AROUND SAYING THEY'RE "OVER" BEING A POPSTAR AND WOULD RATHER BE AN ICON, THEY GO ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS AND DO THEIR JOBS. KEEP BUYING INTO THE PROPAGANDA THOUGH ;-)
Okay, I'm done speaking in lala's language now - proceed.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 4:47pm.
WELL THATS MY OPINON, YOU CAN THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT. I SAY SHE'S HUMBLE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T THROW HERSELF IN THE LIMELIGHT AND SEEK ATTENTION NON STOP LIKE SOME CELEBS, ALSO MAKE UP? ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT IS SO HARD TO BELIVE ABOUT HER SKIN COLOR HER COMPLEXTION IS LIGHT, HER MOTHER IS EVEN LIGHTER THAN HER WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THAT??
P.S. MK, I love the "Girlfriend Please" tag.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Tips on hair? What's Beyonce going to say, where the best place to buy it is? Hahaha.
~*Head Bitch*~
Hello Beyonce, who is blowing smoking up your ass to make you even come up with word iconic? Bob Marley, Aretha Franklin, Michael Jackson,Marlylin Monroe, Bettie Davis, Joan Crawford, Elvis Presley, The Beatles and list can go to make you understand that you are not and will not be an icon. This dumb broad really needs to pick up a dictionary learn some words and practice putting it into a sentence to understand what words mean.
Her voice sucks all she does is sream the song away and not understanding a word she is saying. Jeniffer Hudson is a better singer than you. Why does Neyo waste his songs and production on your dumb ass I will never understand.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
BeYONsay. I could make you an icon on my desktop, if you wish. it would replace that ugly trash bin one. teehee.
Submitted by cake batter on September 4, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I think anybody who says out loud, in public, to millions of readers, "I want to be iconic"--is never going to be iconic.
Exactly. And, my hand is up for being "over her being a pop star". Ungrateful wretch.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Beyonce - what sort of a fucking name is that?
"beyonce beyonce beyonce"
Maybe she named after the sound the bed springs were making the night she was conceived.
I think anybody who says out loud, in public, to millions of readers, "I want to be iconic"--is never going to be iconic. You don't get to be an icon if that's your goal. You get to be an icon by being extraordinarily talented and having an extraordinary presence. Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Marilyn, Garbo, Billie Holiday, Tina Turner, Elton John--those ladies are icons. Not you. Get over yourself.
(P.S. I actually don't terribly mind her music when I'm waiting in line at the drive-thru or something. I find it harmless. I mean, I prefer her to Miley Cyrus or that goddamn Bubbly song.)
Submitted by snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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Why do I like the songs he writes for other people, but not his own stuff?! LOL...I'm so weird.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
SHE IS A ICON, A ICON OF MAKING FUCKING SHIT MUSIC THAT ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF MOST PEOPLE!!
Submitted by laladida on September 4, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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LOL, not really dear. Beyonce wears tons of makeup to get her jaundiced looking complexion. And "humble"? HAHAHAHAHA!! Try "false modesty" instead.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Ok this time I know it's not the fumes....WONKY TITS!!! that's where the rest of her waist went.
Oh....sorry, should read the post before I comment.....Hey, give me a break, I've been sniffing floor cleaner this afternoon.
QC; oh yeah,I lurvz me some NeYo! ♥♥♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I LIKE HER ALOT SHE'S TALENTED PRIVATE AND HUMBLE. SHE ISN'T ONE OF THESE ATTENTION SEEKERS OUT THERE. ALSO ABOUT HER SKIN COLOR I AGREE SOMETIMES THEY MAKE HER WHITE BUT SHES NATURALLY "LIGHT SKINNED" I THINK SHE LOOK LIKE HER SELF AND SHE LOOKS GREAT
WTF happened to her waist on the left side of the picture??? Photoshop much?? At least she looks less white.
If she wants to be an icon and do something meaningful why not show her REAL waist, her REAL hair and her REAL unretouched face.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 4:10pm.
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Me too, snowy. Thank Ne-Yo for that.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
that waist is smaller in circumfrence than her head.
ugh, I cant even think about this twat.
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