ANTM: Ty Ty Will Always Be Crazy
Ty Ty's insanity was back in full force on the season premiere of "America's Next Top NOT-Model" last night. She really gets crazier and crazier each season. Next season will have to take place in a mental hospital.
The episode started on what looked like the used set of a cheap Sci-Fi porn movie. This is what happens when Ty Ty spends her Saturday mornings watching old cartoons. It was some "The Jetsons gone drag" shit! And I really hope Miss Jay gave that wig back to the "Village of the Damned" kid he stole it from.
Ty Ty's grand entrance was anything but. She came out of a silver-painted fridge box as "Tyrabot" and played the part of a "robot" for way too long. Suri Cruise rated Ty Ty's performance an F! When Ty Ty was finished with her fuckery, she dragged her two wet nellies to the judges table where we met the never-gonna-be models. I'm just going to talk about my favorite bitches so far.
Annaleigh - This crazy bitch confessed that she was sold to a Saudi prince! She smiled and laughed while telling the story. That bitch should hide under Ty Ty's wig instead of standing there laughing. They are seriously coming for her ass!Clark - This dumbass is one of my favorites, because I hate her so much. HATE HER. I like feeling extreme rage inside. She makes me want to punch a jelly donut and then rub its sugary guts all over her smug face!
Elina - She's the vegan bi-sexual who will no doubt be forced to pose with fur and dead animals. You know it's coming. I love her, because she scares me. She probably spends her nights eating her own hair while listening to The Cure. I don't think I'm ready to see her make out with Clark. I hope she bites Clark's teeth out.
Isis - Yes, she's the tranny! Of course, bitches started hating on her ass as soon as they found out. But she rose from the tranny ashes and delivered one of the best pictures (which isn't saying much). She's also coming across as the most normal ho in the house.
Joslyn - She's southern. That's all I need to say.
Marjorie - It's Juno! Juno without the baby in her belly. Marjorie is probably the most "modely" girl in the house. Expect her to go far and "find her inner confidence." I just hope they don't eff up her hair!
McKey - This chick fit right in with the sci-fi theme. I was expecting her to zap Ty Ty with her eyes. She's straight out of X-Men. And she's a female boxer. A really weird female boxer. I'm waiting to find out that her "boyfriend" has been living in her basement against his will for the last couple of years.
Sheena - The Asian fly girl from Harlem! I think she really auditioned for "Flavor of Love" but her picture ended up on Ty Ty's desk instead. I can't wait for her to really unleash her "Kimoraness" on one of those annoying bitches. And I'm hoping it's Clark.
Below are pictures of my favorites whores from yet another totally random photoshoot. How the fuck are you supposed to pose "nuclear weaponey." Visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest.
Right now I'll say that Marjorie, Isis and Ty Ty will be final 3. Yes, Ty Ty. I think this is the year she's finally going to throw herself in the competition for no reason.
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Re: Kizzy -
Yes, someonee took it upon themself to act like they owned the place and it infuriated Kizzy and now she doesn't have any interest in coming back. I don't blame her one bit. I never wanted to come back after that fucking fiasco but I just missed you sluuuuuuts so very much.
She's doing good. Still fucking awesome as usual.
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@Clarisse: Dude, that blows. Does anyone know how to get in touch with her sexy ass? I miss seeing "Here, smell deez" all over the damn place... :(
KIZZY COME BACK, any kind of fool could see
There was something awesome about you
KIZZY COME BACK, you can blame it all on me
Bitch I was wrong, and we just can't live without you!
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Thanks Clarisse....IMO, the MOD sucks ass in general.....lol
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PSL/Martha,
I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from another that there was some bull with a MOD letting some people slide w/shit and some not. I guess she got sick of it. Hopefully she comes back when she builds her BS tolerance back up.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 5, 2008 - 6:01am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 -
I miss Kizzy :(
Me too, I miss Kizzy. I stood up for Kizz in the fight and got a black eye for it.
Kizzy! Git back in here you pussy!
SMELL DEEZ.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Apparently Kizzy was harassed by someone to the point that she left. That's what Clarisse said anyways. :(
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no fuckin way!! arghh that makes me so mad!!
if anyone has her email, tell her to come back! fuck those crazy bitches!
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FatMartha, I must have missed that- Kizzy certainly struck me as someone who didn't take shit from anyone.......wow.
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Apparently Kizzy was harassed by someone to the point that she left. That's what Clarisse said anyways. :(
@Deb: Awwww, I bet you looked BOOTIFUL! :>
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Oh please, where's okie, Ty Ty is not prejuduced against the disabled or Jaslene never would have won!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Frito,
Orange Juice cans are better, bobby pins hold it all together. Put three on top of head and wrap rest of hair around your head as the worlds biggest roller. Secure with pins. Notes on how I made it with long hair in the sixties...hahahaha.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Nice hair pop cans.
I miss Kizzy :(
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What happened to Kizzy, anyway?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
LCT:
where the hell IS Kizzy? Does anyone speak to her outside of here?
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*goes to skip Ty Ty thread, but spies LCT*
Oh, Heeeeeeeeeey!
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What the hell kind of themes were those? They're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel, aren't they?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
also all those photos suck
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LCT: We were just talking about that in the Sketti Cat thread. :( I wish she'd come back.... I miss her toesies... ;-:
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 4, 2008 - 3:52pm.
OMG they were so mean to Isis, the tran. It was awful and totall Bullshit!!!! I knew it had to hurt her feelings, it was wrong.
They did the same thing to heather, the asberger girl a few seasons back. The thing thats so shitty about it is, Heather got sent home because "she couldnt talk to people and didnt know how to carry herself"! The girl has autism!!!
The same thing is going to end up happening to this poor girl. Eventually she'll get sent home for not being feminine enough or something. Tyra's a piece of shit.
Nice hair pop cans.
I miss Kizzy :(
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Used to watch, but.. um.. nope not anymore, rather poke myself in the eye.
All of the pics suck and how the hell did they get photoshopped so fast.
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Submitted by jim on September 4, 2008 - 2:48pm.
god I fucking love jim
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Snowy: Nope, starting up in a few weeks. I'm counting on you, my reality goddess! I stuck with you even though you quit watching BB. It was tough, but I managed. But I don't know if I can handle the devastation again!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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OMFG. Jim didn't type in ALL caps!!!!
Anygays, @Frito: Yessir! My momma used to use old cans to roll her hair when she was in college. Obviously it's not CURLY but it gives your hair body.
What pisses me off is taht these photos are PS'd to hell and back. Look how long thumb#5's arm is. Too many shadows, etc etc. It's so fake. Bleh.
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that is not Tyras face it looks like Alicia Keys face
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
"She probably spends her nights eating her own hair while listening to The Cure."
LMFAO MK!
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Tyra just needs to take her money, STFU and go away.
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doesn't the CW rerun this mess, I want to see it.
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I feel like modeling, in this sense, is the most bizarre form of "art" EVER. Every one of those pics was just stupid weird.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
Snowy: You better AT LEAST be watching "Survivor" & TAR!
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OMG they were so mean to Isis, the tran. It was awful and totall Bullshit!!!! I knew it had to hurt her feelings, it was wrong.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Does the coke-can-as-hair-curler thing actually work?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I ended up watching this mess last night...I don't know why the other girls were hating on the tranny so much...they are all about 2 air brushes away from looking like trannys too. Don't hate the tranny, hate the game.
They really need to just stop with this show...this show has never produced a "top model." It should be changed to "America's Next Top Who Gives A f***!"
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
PSL: as evidenced by the fact that I didn't even know it was the Season Premire last night and I used to be a total ANTMaloonie.
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Submitted by jim on September 4, 2008 - 2:48pm.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE SPAGETTI CAT EAT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA OUT OF MY ASSHOLE THEN WATCH THESE NO-TALENT SKINNY FUCK UGLY ASS WHORES!!
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Does that include corkscrew pasta?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I have never watched this stupid show- and I saw they had their WORST RATINGS EVER. The people who watched it are even over it.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WHO WATCHES THIS FUCKING SHIT..I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE SPAGETTI CAT EAT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA OUT OF MY ASSHOLE THEN WATCH THESE NO-TALENT SKINNY FUCK UGLY ASS WHORES!! nevermind..THE NFL STARTS TONIGHT!!