ANTM: Ty Ty Will Always Be Crazy
Ty Ty's insanity was back in full force on the season premiere of "America's Next Top NOT-Model" last night. She really gets crazier and crazier each season. Next season will have to take place in a mental hospital.
The episode started on what looked like the used set of a cheap Sci-Fi porn movie. This is what happens when Ty Ty spends her Saturday mornings watching old cartoons. It was some "The Jetsons gone drag" shit! And I really hope Miss Jay gave that wig back to the "Village of the Damned" kid he stole it from.
Ty Ty's grand entrance was anything but. She came out of a silver-painted fridge box as "Tyrabot" and played the part of a "robot" for way too long. Suri Cruise rated Ty Ty's performance an F! When Ty Ty was finished with her fuckery, she dragged her two wet nellies to the judges table where we met the never-gonna-be models. I'm just going to talk about my favorite bitches so far.
Annaleigh - This crazy bitch confessed that she was sold to a Saudi prince! She smiled and laughed while telling the story. That bitch should hide under Ty Ty's wig instead of standing there laughing. They are seriously coming for her ass!Clark - This dumbass is one of my favorites, because I hate her so much. HATE HER. I like feeling extreme rage inside. She makes me want to punch a jelly donut and then rub its sugary guts all over her smug face!
Elina - She's the vegan bi-sexual who will no doubt be forced to pose with fur and dead animals. You know it's coming. I love her, because she scares me. She probably spends her nights eating her own hair while listening to The Cure. I don't think I'm ready to see her make out with Clark. I hope she bites Clark's teeth out.
Isis - Yes, she's the tranny! Of course, bitches started hating on her ass as soon as they found out. But she rose from the tranny ashes and delivered one of the best pictures (which isn't saying much). She's also coming across as the most normal ho in the house.
Joslyn - She's southern. That's all I need to say.
Marjorie - It's Juno! Juno without the baby in her belly. Marjorie is probably the most "modely" girl in the house. Expect her to go far and "find her inner confidence." I just hope they don't eff up her hair!
McKey - This chick fit right in with the sci-fi theme. I was expecting her to zap Ty Ty with her eyes. She's straight out of X-Men. And she's a female boxer. A really weird female boxer. I'm waiting to find out that her "boyfriend" has been living in her basement against his will for the last couple of years.
Sheena - The Asian fly girl from Harlem! I think she really auditioned for "Flavor of Love" but her picture ended up on Ty Ty's desk instead. I can't wait for her to really unleash her "Kimoraness" on one of those annoying bitches. And I'm hoping it's Clark.
Below are pictures of my favorites whores from yet another totally random photoshoot. How the fuck are you supposed to pose "nuclear weaponey." Visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest.
Right now I'll say that Marjorie, Isis and Ty Ty will be final 3. Yes, Ty Ty. I think this is the year she's finally going to throw herself in the competition for no reason.
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 6:47am.
Sandbitch! You are brillz! We should all make LOLcats to protest the absence of teh Kizz.
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thankya thankya
The Jesus isn't coming back until the Kizzy does.
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Clarisse's picture KIZZAAAY
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 6:50am.
Ode to Kizzehhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Clarisse! That was cruel. I thought she was back, now I'm in *tears* all over again.
She's prolly already back and we/I haven't figured out who she/he is yet, cuz were dumbcats! LOL
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:58pm.
With all this reportin, there will only be on person postin!
THATS THE FORUM!
it is one slow ho in there talking stupid to herself!
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No kidding! My account finally got activated, I ran in there to see what all the fuss was about and I was like "wtf... who's this bitch all over the place??" Very random. Good for private massages (typo but keeping it) though.
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The ratings for last night's episode were low, people are starting to get tired of tyra, it's about time.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:58pm.
With all this reportin, there will only be on person postin!
THATS THE FORUM!
it is one slow ho in there talking stupid to herself!
i also love french's onions on top of caseroles and quiches. its fucking delicious.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
With all this reportin, there will only be on person postin!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Im reportinng all of this.
Im tellling on ery body.
Im teeeeeeeeellllllllling
OH REALLY?
YES!
AND TAKE THIS HERE ONION WITH YOUR TELLING ON PEOPLES ASS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
@LCT: And Jesus will report all of us because that's how He rolls.
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Batshit crazy is just how I like Tyra.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Im a bossy onion!
Im going to tellz on you!
RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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If you tell I'm so reporting you. I'll do it, I swear. But it's ok, then you can report me, and I can report you back, and then Clarisse can report me for reporting you and then Hoffalina and Taco Mom Times and FatMartha can report us all just because we're not allowed to speak anymore.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:44pm.
LCT,
Yeh, after that fuckery, i think i made it one day. I need a 12 step program for Dlisted!
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Oh fuck, I thought you were Kizzy for a second. Awwwwww 'smell dees'.
Sadly, I need it too. I think I made it a week.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Im a bossy onion!
Im going to tellz on you!
RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
My onion brings all the hos to the french onion soup shop! Damn right, its better then bisque!
damn right! its got onions in it an cheese on top!
ONIONS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Ode to Kizzehhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
holy shit i loved every minute of top model, especially when that bitch brittany #75 aka shenendoah or sharouna or something ridiculous got kicked off! i am totally rooting for SHEENA and ELINA! i hope they make elina wear hot pink and eat chicken in one of the photos in a ballgown! that would be hilarious. but yeah they are the best.
altho i think the real winner of top model is michael k...what a hot tranny mess...jk!
Sandbitch! You are brillz! We should all make LOLcats to protest the absence of teh Kizz.
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BOSSY ONIONS
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Really?
LCT,
Yeh, after that fuckery, i think i made it one day. I need a 12 step program for Dlisted!
Sandbitch
OMFG!!! Brilliant Avie!!!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
And momuses the sarcasticas liddle head makes me smile.
OMG, I must be getting soft in my old age. I think it's called decomposition.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Awwwww, he remembers me? Shit, I actually teared up there and he's not even bloody real. Awwwwwwwwwwww well hell, I'd gladly hang on to his cute lil' smelly finger for him.
I've been holding this out not wanting to make you have sad times, but Crackula often asks if we can go to Taco Bell. He gets a hard-shell taco and writes Mom on it and sings to it.
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Oh, man--I'm tearing up, too! My sweet, depressed vampire taco boy. *sniffles*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:34pm.
YMAtT,
"Well, I'm glad at least you came back, LCT"
Hee hee...she got tired of listening to me whine and cry about her not posting...hee hee...
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Hahaha oh my God so many things happened during the day that I thought, "I HAVE to go to DListed and tell those kickass beehotches about this" but then came to the realization that it was still too fresh and my comments would be deleted so I left it for awhile... then missed you so damn much!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Um...why cant any of these damn models be named Jennifer or Heather? Its always ...GLORIOUSANA...TEEEEEEELA....MYSTARNIA...STUPIDIA...blah blah...hate the show anyway. :P
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Speaking of messages, Basil Cecil's left pinky finger fell off a few days ago. I've been keeping it on ice for him. He says he wants me to mail it to you so a part of him can always be with you--he misses you! awww!
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Awwwww, he remembers me? Shit, I actually teared up there and he's not even bloody real. Awwwwwwwwwwww well hell, I'd gladly hang on to his cute lil' smelly finger for him.
I've been holding this out not wanting to make you have sad times, but Crackula often asks if we can go to Taco Bell. He gets a hard-shell taco and writes Mom on it and sings to it.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Okie, I guess just as long as you don't say turd, diarrhea, shit, squirts, shart, feces, skidmarks, ass chocolate, or anal putty, you're probably ok.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:28pm.
LCT,
As long as i still have you Topalina, i'll keep comin to Dlisted!
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Awww, you're giving me emotion times! I must admit, I feel happiness when I see you posting!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@LCT.. what ME say Poo???
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 3:32pm.
If it came to that, we could just enlist Basil Cecil and Crackula as our little Undead Messengers and communicate via blood spatters and drool patterns.
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Speaking of messages, Basil Cecil's left pinky finger fell off a few days ago. I've been keeping it on ice for him. He says he wants me to mail it to you so a part of him can always be with you--he misses you! awww!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
YMAtT,
"Well, I'm glad at least you came back, LCT"
Hee hee...she got tired of listening to me whine and cry about her not posting...hee hee...
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
LCT:
HAHAHAHA!
Use the LOLZCATS for the smell dees and photo shop the poo. I cannot believe I am encouraging that! I am with PSL on the Poo stuff, just not as vocal...LOL.
I miss the Kizzy because she was smart and funny and quick on her toes. The only time we didn't see eye-to-eye was the week that everyone was having phunnies at the JJers expense. I still think (IMO)there are some repercussions from that venture and unneeded hatefulness from their trollers on this site. Turn about is fair play.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 4, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Yeah the total shit starter has been here all day, in the Afternoon threads.. But I guess we better read this quick, because all of our comments will be deleted toooo..
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DON'T SAY POO!
Poo.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
DebFrmHell,
Wow. Um, can we start off with the uniform on though. I like to work for my meals.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Well, I'm glad at least you came back, LCT--I thought you were going to run away forever and I'd never hear from you or Count Crackula, again!
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If it came to that, we could just enlist Basil Cecil and Crackula as our little Undead Messengers and communicate via blood spatters and drool patterns.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Picture some buffed up, 2% body fat, well-hung, hunk of all hunks (I personally prefer the dark hair, blue eyes) totally nude except for those wonderful Mounties Boots, black leather gloves and holding a riding crop...it works for me all the time!
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That wasn't even directed to me, but DAMN, Deb... c'mon! I'm trying to do homework (sort of) and you're distractin' me!
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Kizzy
We are waiting for you, with open toes!!!
LCT,
As long as i still have you Topalina, i'll keep comin to Dlisted!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
holy crap but those are some bugfulgyass photos!
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Yeah the total shit starter has been here all day, in the Afternoon threads.. But I guess we better read this quick, because all of our comments will be deleted toooo..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 4:24pm.
LCT,
OT as I can get is male models...
Picture some buffed up, 2% body fat, well-hung, hunk of all hunks (I personally prefer the dark hair, blue eyes) totally nude except for those wonderful Mounties Boots, black leather gloves and holding a riding crop...it works for me all the time!
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I think I just came.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 4, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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Well, I'm glad at least you came back, LCT--I thought you were going to run away forever and I'd never hear from you or Count Crackula, again!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 4:20pm.
@LCT: Echoing PSL's sentiments. Tell her we miss her a lot, and that the good far outweighs the bad here! We will welcome her back with open toes and lots of poo and fart jokes! (sorry PSL, lol)
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Maybe we should go find a cat, spread poo in between its toes, call it, "Here, smell dees!" and then make it into a giant billboard and send it to her sexy ass.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT,
OT as I can get is male models...
Picture some buffed up, 2% body fat, well-hung, hunk of all hunks (I personally prefer the dark hair, blue eyes) totally nude except for those wonderful Mounties Boots, black leather gloves and holding a riding crop...it works for me all the time!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Um, I just realized I wrote "With open toes" instead of "with open arms". I seriously don't know why. I think it's because of her TOESIESSS that I miss so much... *bawls*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 4, 2008 - 4:05pm.
FatMartha, I must have missed that- Kizzy certainly struck me as someone who didn't take shit from anyone.......wow.
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She doesn't, and when she spoke up about it the person turned into a fucking whiner baby and got her comments deleted so it was basically a 'fuck this shit, I've already been to kindergarten' sort of thing.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I COULD PARK MY BOAT ON TYRA'S FUCKING FOREHEAD!! I DON'T HAVE A BOAT BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 4, 2008 - 4:18pm.
LCT, if you would tell her we miss her, when you talk to her, I would appreciate it very much.
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I already did :)
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I had no idea this crap was even back on the air. No promos here! Hmmm...
I was surpised that Tyra didn't have her own story about being sold to Middle Eastern royalty. She's slipping.
All of these CAPS posts give me lovely flashbacks of COMINGBACK. *sigh* I almost got 6 pack abs from laughing at her rediculousness.
Is tyra wearing Granny pants?? And tyra's hair is in the can, just like her show! Ha! Actually, I'd probably watch it if I took the time to figure out when it's on, but I guess I'm too lazy like that.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 4:01pm.
*goes to skip Ty Ty thread, but spies LCT*
Oh, Heeeeeeeeeey!
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O, hai! How is you?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@LCT: Echoing PSL's sentiments. Tell her we miss her a lot, and that the good far outweighs the bad here! We will welcome her back with open toes and lots of poo and fart jokes! (sorry PSL, lol)
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LCT, if you would tell her we miss her, when you talk to her, I would appreciate it very much.
Ok , I have to go to work...have fun ragging on celebs...
Tyra sucks.
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Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra... Are those Pepsi?
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Let me dirty up your mind.