ANTM: Ty Ty Will Always Be Crazy
Ty Ty's insanity was back in full force on the season premiere of "America's Next Top NOT-Model" last night. She really gets crazier and crazier each season. Next season will have to take place in a mental hospital.
The episode started on what looked like the used set of a cheap Sci-Fi porn movie. This is what happens when Ty Ty spends her Saturday mornings watching old cartoons. It was some "The Jetsons gone drag" shit! And I really hope Miss Jay gave that wig back to the "Village of the Damned" kid he stole it from.
Ty Ty's grand entrance was anything but. She came out of a silver-painted fridge box as "Tyrabot" and played the part of a "robot" for way too long. Suri Cruise rated Ty Ty's performance an F! When Ty Ty was finished with her fuckery, she dragged her two wet nellies to the judges table where we met the never-gonna-be models. I'm just going to talk about my favorite bitches so far.
Annaleigh - This crazy bitch confessed that she was sold to a Saudi prince! She smiled and laughed while telling the story. That bitch should hide under Ty Ty's wig instead of standing there laughing. They are seriously coming for her ass!Clark - This dumbass is one of my favorites, because I hate her so much. HATE HER. I like feeling extreme rage inside. She makes me want to punch a jelly donut and then rub its sugary guts all over her smug face!
Elina - She's the vegan bi-sexual who will no doubt be forced to pose with fur and dead animals. You know it's coming. I love her, because she scares me. She probably spends her nights eating her own hair while listening to The Cure. I don't think I'm ready to see her make out with Clark. I hope she bites Clark's teeth out.
Isis - Yes, she's the tranny! Of course, bitches started hating on her ass as soon as they found out. But she rose from the tranny ashes and delivered one of the best pictures (which isn't saying much). She's also coming across as the most normal ho in the house.
Joslyn - She's southern. That's all I need to say.
Marjorie - It's Juno! Juno without the baby in her belly. Marjorie is probably the most "modely" girl in the house. Expect her to go far and "find her inner confidence." I just hope they don't eff up her hair!
McKey - This chick fit right in with the sci-fi theme. I was expecting her to zap Ty Ty with her eyes. She's straight out of X-Men. And she's a female boxer. A really weird female boxer. I'm waiting to find out that her "boyfriend" has been living in her basement against his will for the last couple of years.
Sheena - The Asian fly girl from Harlem! I think she really auditioned for "Flavor of Love" but her picture ended up on Ty Ty's desk instead. I can't wait for her to really unleash her "Kimoraness" on one of those annoying bitches. And I'm hoping it's Clark.
Below are pictures of my favorites whores from yet another totally random photoshoot. How the fuck are you supposed to pose "nuclear weaponey." Visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest.
Right now I'll say that Marjorie, Isis and Ty Ty will be final 3. Yes, Ty Ty. I think this is the year she's finally going to throw herself in the competition for no reason.
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Submitted by KaosAndMe on September 5, 2008 - 5:32am.
The only saving grace of this show is Benny Ninja..
he should be on fulltime.
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Ahahahahhahahahahhahha TRUE.
Being that we moved to a new apt a couple months ago we are still too lazy to have cable installed so I was sulking and pouting cause i wouldn't be able to watch the show (yes I watched every season I could)...so just to fuck with his little brain I forced hubby to watch every single episode from the first episode of cycle 1 to the last episode of cycle 10. He ended up loving it! (yes I truly I'm married to an angel of the sort).
So, in the middle of the show he's all offended and shouting to the TV: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWIGGY?? I WANT TWIGGY BACK!
Oh hubby you're so cootsie.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
ty ty still looks hot. too bad its attached to such a sucky personality.
@KaosandMe: Spot on. It WAS like one of them shows! I loved how she'd press all those buttons so haphazardly to bring up the next girls pic. So ridic.
She really gets crazier and crazier each season. Next season will have to take place in a mental hospital.
I quoted this the first time but had to do it again becuz when I watched it last night, those words kept popping into my head, making every. single. word. that. came. from. Tyra's. mouth. (cuz you know, that's how she talks) HILARIOUS. She crazy like a fox. A crazy fox.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I watched it..
I kept getting The Tranny and Nikeysha mixed up..
This season is odd..they start with that dumb space theme ( which looked like some cheap ass Canadian made Saturday morning kids show from my youth)..and they will morph into Hippies ( that is what their official page has them done up as).
And as if the judges were scandalized that Isis was really born a male..
The only saving grace of this show is Benny Ninja..
he should be on fulltime.
Sheena and Analiegh are my home girls. I freaking love them! I hope they are the final two.
the coke cans in ty ty's hair are some funny shit. I remember reading that as a hot glamour tip in some dumb beauty magazine-along with putting mayonaise in your hair and avocado on your face.
Joslyn - She's southern. That's all I need to say.
LMAO w/a little snort
Sheena is my Asian sister! I used to live in Harlem for two years & met some amazing/crazy/people.
Sheena looks like she will be Fun!
I like that she's confident and not insecure like the other asian model from last year.
Sheena reminds me of the time i lived in Harlem before all the revovations that are going on in Harlem. In a few years the community will be gorgeous! It's close to the park and most of my neighbors were very helpful.
In the words of Rachel Zoe.. she's shutting it down!!
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 5, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 4, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Thanks Islandgirl! If you get a chance, check out 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert' an Aussie film on drag queens made around the same time (mid 90s)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7t9vP9SVwc
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Priscilla Queen of the Desert!!!!!!!!!! I fink I'm in love wif yooooo oo ooo "I suppose a fuck is out of the question".
I love Sheena too. What is it with bitches from Alaska (Jewel) who gotsta talk about it all the time? she says it every time she speaks: I'm from Alaska.
PS. I've been to Fairbanks, actually!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I love Sheena.
And I am SOOOOO glad that irritable black girl with the glasses did not get in. For the past several seasons there has *always* been the grouchy-ass token black girl who talks like she's going to win. Enough!
P.S. -- Marjoria was f'ing annoying with her flared moose nostrils and her high-strung behavior. I want her and McKey to go because they are both weird-looking.
OMG, MK - I can't believe you left out Jay's hair! He looks like some kinda anime character!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by islandgirl on September 4, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Thanks Islandgirl! If you get a chance, check out 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert' an Aussie film on drag queens made around the same time (mid 90s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-8TVlBPlhI&feature=related
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Submitted by gucci on September 4, 2008 - 9:40pm.
You guys are going to hate me but i love tyra banks. she's the only ex-supermodel that has acomplished alot since she's retired.
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I like Trya too - that beotch is gonna be richer than Oprah one day, trust me
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
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Yeah, I miss that bastaad Barbado Slim too - he always said the most devious and provactive shit about the celebutards! LOL
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and i love this pic and she's still a fabulous model.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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To Wong Fu, thanks cadebra!
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by gucci on September 4, 2008 - 9:40pm.
You're right, I absolutely despise you. HAHA. No I don't, I like Tyra too. She's fun to watch and I will always remember her from the SI swimsuit days. There was nobody hotter. Pure sex, right there.
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Submitted by gucci on September 4, 2008 - 7:40pm.
You guys are going to hate me but i love tyra banks. she's the only ex-supermodel that has acomplished alot since she's retired.
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I don't hate you, I agree.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
You guys are going to hate me but i love tyra banks. she's the only ex-supermodel that has acomplished alot since she's retired.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Ah yes, Island girl, I do recall that video from the early 90's thanks! Sashe, shante!!
check this shit out: Snipes, Leguizamo & Swayze in drag. That's hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPDb1ehJNMk
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cadebra1961... for your viewing pleasure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh1m_-Vou08
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Call me crazy, but Trya reminds me of Rupaul. What say you?
http://www.starpulse.com/Music/RuPaul/gallery/P26836p19593c8b8v/
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 9:40am.
Sandbitch, I tried to email Dot and got the dreaded Failure Demon from yahoo... 8-(
I worry for her sometimes. She is very sensitive to bad vibes...
Fuck that shit dotty. We can cure sexual addiction in here! Uppers, downers, positive vibes, blow jobs, clam lappers. And, we could use some help ignoring the Klu Klux Klan morons. I've been directing as many as I can to the Le Brea tar pit and there's a queue there now.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on September 4, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Tyra needs to get over herself. She's the most annoying ho in the history of television. Okay, maybe Chestica Simpson was the most annoying ho int eh history of television, but Tyra comes close!
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Nope, you had it right the first time. Ugh, the only good news is that ANTM has totally jumped the shark this season. (Thank god. Next let's get rid of her horrific talk show!)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sandbitch, I tried to email Dot and got the dreaded Failure Demon from yahoo... 8-(
I worry for her sometimes. She is very sensitive to bad vibes...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 8:36am.
Has anyone seen Dot (.) lately?
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Dottaaaay must be off having hot sex wif Kizzaaaay
Git your (.) back in here STAT. Today is NOT a holiday.
Tyra is laughing all the way to the bank. I just can't believe that this show is still on the air.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Submitted by jim on September 4, 2008 - 1:48pm.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WHO WATCHES THIS FUCKING SHIT..I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE SPAGETTI CAT EAT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA OUT OF MY ASSHOLE THEN WATCH THESE NO-TALENT SKINNY FUCK UGLY ASS WHORES!! nevermind..THE NFL STARTS TONIGHT!!
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I remember a comment of the sort on a Kelly Osbourne post and you calling her a 'glowing white lard ass' and saying you can't go through life as such.
Please, educate me, what's your sense of 'attractive' to you? Hush hush and bring me a beer while I watch the game?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Has anyone seen Dot (.) lately?
Nope. But back to work times for me and I've haven't been around much either.
Has anyone seen Dot (.) lately?
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Tyra needs to get over herself. She's the most annoying ho in the history of television. Okay, maybe Chestica Simpson was the most annoying ho int eh history of television, but Tyra comes close!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Oh, Trya
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
That bloop was off the charts, LCT. Impressive.
Dinner time, lovelies. Hope everyone has a lovely evening!
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I was having a day dream!
Guess what it was about?
felatio and food!
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Two of my favorite thi- ... um, I mean, how raunchy? *coughs*
@Clarisse: Yes! Was the first image I got when I google'd "cat". PERFECTION.
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You guys have no idea how bad kirk cameron breaks my heart with that hating on me just becasue i want to put my butt on his penis shit!
I would still make kirk cmaeron the meanest, biggest, baddest onion and cheese omlette this side of the bronx.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Phhffft...there's no way that skinny toothpick-armed bitch is an actual boxer. Please, she probably took a Tai-Bo class at the local gym a couple times, if that.
MARFA!
Tard helmet stays! NICE!
AJP,
WWKD?
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by FatMartha
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Clarisse on September
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With all this reportin, there will only be on person postin!
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THATS THE FORUM!
it is one slow ho in there talking stupid to herself!
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No kidding! My account finally got activated, I ran in there to see what all the fuss was about and I was like "wtf... who's this bitch all over the place??" Very random. Good for private massages (typo but keeping it) though.
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Martha, I eventually sent an email to MK "who do I have to fuck around here to get my forum a/c activated". Then I wished I hadn't.
We should all bloop on over to the forum en masse sometime and scare the shite outta the ho/ghost.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 5:11pm.
im telling! im telling!
Im telling you that onions are Kirk Camerons favorite vegetable. He cant get enough onions, jesus, or more onions, or more jesus.
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Damnit, your onions are stinking up this whole place! Jesus' feet smell pretty bad too. Any more onion stinkage and I'm reporting you forever.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 5:14pm
I was having a day dream!
Guess what it was about?
felatio and food!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on September 4, 2008 - 4:06pm.
If there is a new mod, some one is sucking its cock HARD. So hard that there is a bruise and a bit mark around the tip.
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LOL! Damn, boyfrand! That was kind of hot. *awkward pause* Er, sorry.
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BELIEVE IT!
Believe that onions are great because they come in a variety of colors. Red, yellow, white.
Some are sweet, some are sharp, and some are mild and flavorful. Red onions are a good way to indroduce that shit that makes them red in your diet and doctors like that you have a rainbow of foods at each meal.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
im telling! im telling!
Im telling you that onions are Kirk Camerons favorite vegetable. He cant get enough onions, jesus, or more onions, or more jesus.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 4:55pm.
@LCT: And Jesus will report all of us because that's how He rolls.
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That's how he cinnamon rolls? He's all over it.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Next season will have to take place in a mental hospital.
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MK, you funny.
and...
Sheena - The Asian fly girl from Harlem!
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Haven't even seen it yet and I know this bitch is my favourite!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sandbitch
i know! LCT thought the same thing! I changed it. Sorry for that.
*hangs head in shame*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
I can't believe this.
Really.
At what point can you move on?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 4, 2008 - 5:02pm.
If there is a new mod, some one is sucking its cock HARD. So hard that there is a bruise and a bit mark around the tip.
TELL ON ME DO IT DO IT!
But first have some bloomin onion.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Do we have a new moderator? Curious because entire time blocks go away. That never used to happen before. Even LAs stuff stayed on until expiration...
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