Spaghetti Cat Is August's Hot Slut Of The Month!

Victory for Spaghetti Cat! The other hot sluts didn't stand a chance. The pussy with an appetite for naked noodles beat the hell out of Robey, Nasty Nastia and Chad Rogers to win the illustrious title of August's Hot Slut of the Month! And he did it all without sauce on his noodles. Seriously, why doesn't he like sauce? Gives him the runs?

Spaghetti Cat is also the first pussy in Dlisted history to win HSOTM! Now, he deserves some sauce for that. Thanks to everyone who voted!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Month

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:18pm.

Clarisse I know, everyday I'm like, damn, I want some of what Okies having!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:17pm.

Okie my turtle dove,
I have to say...The workings of your mind baffle and amaze me!

My hat is off to you!

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the paper doesn't even get wet, Or does it, *raises eyebrow* - Oklahoma

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:17pm.

I love that spoiled little fucker!!!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:13pm.

spaghetti cats shocked eyes, look like my nipples do, when they see DeeDee.. They just get sooo excited.. POP!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:13pm.

LOLZZ Marf, I just saw the Cooking With Poo part, ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:12pm.

FatMartha.. oh, A challenge I see.. I can roll one in my mouth, like a cherry stem. And the paper doesn't even get wet, Or does it, *raises eyebrow*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by FatMartha on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:11pm.

@Snowy: Yes! I do! I can tell that you are in awe of my amazing MS Paint skillz. Try not to be too jealous.

@Okie: Those ripply-cheek farts are so fun. Ahahaha.
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:09pm.

LMAO! Snowy,, she does have a poo avie.. Durr, It never clicked to me.. I need to wear a helmet.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by FatMartha on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:09pm.

Okie, you hot slut... Roll me one and pop in "Big Beautiful Black Womenz Part XVI" - we're gonna have a great night!!!
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:09pm.

@Okie: it's longer fur, so it would look so loverly rippling in the breeze! :)

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:08pm.

Bwhahahaha Okie. ♥

ITA with Snowy. MK please come out of the closet. Heh.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:08pm.

LOL Marfa, you have a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO avie, hooo haaaaaa!
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:08pm.

FatMartha brings all my porn to the VCR, and I'm like I'll push the play button, then she's like Lets push rewind, Damn right, lets push pause on dick.. lol

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:07pm.

MK needs to just admit that he loves the pussy! ♥
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:06pm.

Dv8trix.. *has deep thought* Yeti's huh? I could peel a yeti. I could do a front cat merkin, and a Ass Yeti Merkin. We could make millions.. Like sometimes when I fart, the wind shivers my cheeks, And a yeti ass merkin would keep it soo warm.. great idea!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:06pm.

Kizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Come out come out where eva you is!

On topic:
Sketti cat! I contend though, that Ceiling Cat out-cools Sketti cat..

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

Submitted by FatMartha on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:05pm.

Ki...Kizzy isn't coming back? *trembly lip* But... whose toesies shall we tweak? ;-; *bursts into tears*
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Submitted by Ginalicious on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:05pm.

2 high paws for the pussy

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:04pm.

Xxyxz.. OMG, I was just thinking that SAME thing.. Kizzy!!! Where LCT, too! Kizzy said wasn't coming back, Actually Cause some dumb bitch on here is a stupid cunt, and likes to run shit. It all came back to me. She doesn't run me or you, But she pretends she runs stuff. She's fat, too!! Bagel fat!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:03pm.

AAAAIIIEEEEEE! *SMH* I didn't know that's where merkins came from...I thought they were made from Yetis! I'd like one in a nice mauve pastel, p'ease! *hands over $ I was saving for XX Graffiti Bail Fund*

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:02pm.

Hey... Where is that pussy luvin' Kizzy?

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:01pm.

Ha! Snowy! ewww, I'm not a skin person.. Well, unless it was breaded first. *dries out bread* Now we are talking.. *runs after Mr. Popular cat* hahaha, You aren't so lucky anymore, Are you???

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:00pm.

okie! the skin is the best part. especially when the cat's been deep fried

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:00pm.

Tits, That sure is one hairy teddy bear.. *lifts up its shirt* oh, its loaded, whatever it is..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:58pm.

Dv8trix.. Mmmm. Peels cats for fresh merkins to sell to my Dlisted friends. *rubs newly razored one on my face* Xxyxz is sporting one right now. She's looks Fox-ay!!! *hoo's and haaa's*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:58pm.

TITS shhhhhhhhh! ITA but don't burst these sentmental sluts' bubbles, they sure lurvz this cat!!!
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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:56pm.

Whyfor you want to peels cats? :0
Hi XX!

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:55pm.

Does anyone else think sketti cat looks fake?

I don't think that's a really pussy cat.

the pointy jowls are odd.

I've never seen a cat with shoulders.

I have a black cat and have tried to make him take that pose with no luck.

Sad to say but perhaps HSOTM is a teddy bear.

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:55pm.

Ok ok.. You guys are right.. No running over or peeling the cat UNTIL there is some sort of reward out for it cause it is HSOTDecade or some shit like that.. Muahah *has dollar signs in eyes*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:52pm.

LMAO!!! Oklahoma! You can't peel the cat unless it makes HSOTY

DV8!!! Nice to see you

Submitted by Eclat2775 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:50pm.

Spaghetti Cat for Hot Babe of the Year, lol.

Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:49pm.

I'll have some spaghetti to celebrate!

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Submitted by Pers on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:48pm.

"this is how we wash our paw, wash our paw, wash our paw"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:48pm.

OMG okes! you can't run over sketti cat!!! these kitty lovers will scalp your okie ass!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:47pm.

dv8trix on September 4, 2008 - 2:37pm

LMAO!
I'm sittin' in my jammies, sipping tea.....
I'm a mess today.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:46pm.

so does this win put sketti cat up there with smelly cat?

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:44pm.

I think about nine of those votes were from THE cat itself.. RIGHT?? *looks at the cat* We got this figured out! *hits it w/ my car 8 times*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:44pm.

LOL I emailed Mike and Juliet, maybe they will do a feature....
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:43pm.

I much prefer the REAL sketti cat and his nutjob mom. "This is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws..."

*runs screaming out of room*

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:40pm.

It was no contest. Sketti Cat is a GOD!

"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:39pm.

SKETTI CAT!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOT!!!!

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:38pm.

Yay Sketti Cat!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:38pm.

He needs a flea dip before his coronation ceremony.

Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:37pm.

Who wants to bet that at least 1,200 of Chad's votes were submitted by his hair?

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Submitted by dv8trix on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:37pm.

Bradiful! Getcherself back to bed with a big hot cup o' Andy Cooper!
(glad to see you're feeling better)

Submitted by muncle on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:36pm.

He's totally going to be a Hot Slut of the Year. Chicken Cutlets needs a worthy successor...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 2:33pm.

I love the dazed but arrogant stare of Sketti Cat. It's how I usually look by Friday afternoon.
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