Hobie Has A Sex Tape!
Meth face sex alert! TMZ reports that Jeremy Jackson, Hobie from "Baywatch," is the star of a 45-minute sex tape currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. I'll trade my half-eaten Spicy Chicken Wrapper from Burger King for it. That's saying a lot, because that shit is good.
The tape also stars former porn star turned devout Christian Sky Lopez. The Hoff must be so proud. Seriously, he's probably really proud. Jeremy issued a pretty hilarious statement about the tape:
"Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn't turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.They said, 'Sky wanted it back and I didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.' So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and 'make my life hell' as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck."
Meth kills brain cells. A porn star doesn't want people to see her fucking on camera? And his best friend just happened to film it? I'm guessing a few mysterious baggies traded hands before the camera rolled. His reason sounds like the plot of an exceptionally bad episode of "Baywatch Nights."
I'm not sure how hot a Hobie sex tape would be. He looks like he has an awful case of shriveled meth dick. It probably just lays there like a sad slug in the sun. That being said, I'll gladly watch all 45-minutes of the tape. For research purposes of course.
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Dick sucking lips if I ever saw a pair. Love Sarah Palin.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
The thought of that fuh-reak doing sexy times with anybody just made my clit shrivel up and disappear. Thanks a bunch, MK.
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He is not 27, Right?
*shrugs*
LOL I just wanted a reason to tell somebody to STFU !!!
xxyxz LOL r u kidding me? I'd rather watch the Hoff drool cheeseburgers.
I mean Hobie was a little kid when I used to watch this show when I was like in college or around then? Why is he more wrinkly than I am????
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
If it has a baywatch-themed intro, I'd consider watching. Other than that, I'll pass.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Snowy STFU!
you know you want to watch!
Hi, XX, right back atcha.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
He was so cute on the show, OMG he's ruined now. Grossing me out the door, LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Loozer
me too M.K is hot
He looks like the kinda guy who would be more self conscious about how he looks in a sex tape than actually being any good... he prolly practiced his O face in the mirror before the tape started rolling.
Who cares? I wanna know when the MichaelK sex tape is going to surface. That is what we all want to see.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
wuz up T.V? Nice to see ya
I rather keep cleaning my apt than watch his sex tape.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Porn to be titled: "It's So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It".
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OMG!! That's priceless!!
This dude's crazy face and blood eye give me the willies every time I see this pic.
That said, where's the clip? I demand to see his needle-holed drug pee-pee. And who is this Sky person? Mac Phillips is a hot coug with the good drug connections. Zexxiness!
Question: Was he supposed to appear younger than the Hoff in that show? Did he?
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
The 1st borderline-celebrity sextape to be sponsored by Geico.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Is it wrong that he looks like the Incredible Hulk - wtf did he do to his hair??
OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOOOO HOT.
Sorry, I was just trying to make myself laugh.
Gross! Who wants to see methfaced Hobie surfer sex? And he has the worst nose job ever.
Madam S.
lol
Porn to be titled: "It's So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It".
*runs off to google subconjunctival hemorrhage*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Nice subconjunctival hemorrhage in the left eye.
yeah.. um, pass.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Icky.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
I happen to like celeb. porn.
It makes me feel like a pro
Why do skanky people (e.g., Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee, Rick Salomon, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Vern Troyer etc.) even make sex tapes?
No one wants to see their cellulite-raddled butts humping.
My lunch is totally ruined, now; thanks, MK!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Aaaannnnddd this is me not caring.
But I bet this will relaunch his "career". Shame Hollywood has come to this.
No thank-you !!!!! No
That picture is just awful. He looks like a poisoned spy.
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I've seen Sky Lopez. What did he do with the other 44 minutes?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
beside the tape what the hell is wrong with dude's eye!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".