Morning Wood

That hook is missing one key component: a barb. Without a barb, you just slide it out. With a barb, it hurts like a mother in and out.

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Quicker than his own shadow.

That is a dumb fuckin' stunt.

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

EWW!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

You know, as crazy as I think that lady is for putting hooks in her body, part of me wishes there was something I was passionate enough about that I would do something like that...

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

What the eff.... is that shark hook thing real?

mharker : I think it's because they are people who want to hear other people say they are so courageous and valiant and in touch with the world for their efforts to save whatever they fancy. It's something like self-gratification.

Damn! Don't mess with grizzly bears. So many bizarre deaths have occurred to amateur and expert dumbasses who just don't know what caution and common sense is.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by James Blonde on September 4, 2008 - 8:21am.
I thought that picture was Bob Saget in some bad drag at first.

it DOES LOL

That reminds me...I must hang my big mirror today...

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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!

I thought that picture was Bob Saget in some bad drag at first.

There are polls about who has the best pout? Mmmkay...

**** "I Love Lamp" ****

KinkAY!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

OUCH!!!!!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

This reminds me of that guy that went to live with Grizzly bears and at the end dude and his girlfriend get eaten laive by the bears. Dumbass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

Is this real? It def. made me cringe and have muscles spasms when I saw it.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

OPRAH SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

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RIMADYL KILLS

If Keira said "pruuune," she might actually gain an oz. So I don't think she says anything food related.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Heidi's sister looks better than her.She's got that "ORANGE COUNTY SORORITY SLUT" vibe going.

Submitted by rotten_egg on September 4, 2008 - 11:21am.

What I don't get is what do they think they'll get out of that besides some publicity? If I saw PETA throw paint on a woman's fur coat, I wouldn't think, "hey, they're right, I think I'll go fight for their cause." I'd be annoyed, maybe slightly amused, and then go on my way.

If they really want to raise awareness, do something that people will take seriously.

FFS, there must be a computer program that spits out this kind of PR crap.
You type in NEW COUPLE ALERT and this is what comes out.

“They definitely looked like a couple,” a witness tells Life & Style. “They were really into each other, giggling and smiling and even holding hands at one point. You could almost taste their chemistry!”

garbage in, garbage out

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

I'm sorry, but Anne Hathaway looks like a sock puppet. not saying she's ugly-sometimes she looks lovely- but what the crap is going on with her face?????

"what the crap are you talking about?"~RennyBB10
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

Oprah has a mother? Really? See, that's the bad part of being so rich. All your relatives probably expect financial aid all the time. That HAS to suck.

However many times it takes, Mackenzie. Good luck.

Salem13:

Thanks. They are entertaining tho, aren't they?. Like a free circus show.

ImpertinentVixen:

Haha! Really? where did that happen?. The hawk could also chase her around while pecking her eyes out, cartoon style. There are extremely territorial birds who actually do that, too bad this chick didn't meet one up close and personal. I can't understand how many of these people have no commom sense.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by Salem13: "Keira Knightley best pout uh-oh, someone in France is not going to be happy about this"

LOL!

"Making a statement" has gotten really freaking bizarre!

Agree with Missy:
addiction is a f*cking biotch!!

Ann's looking a little anna lately?!?!

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

She's tough cos shes British!! Thats how we hang...hahahaha, get it? Hang! Shes hanging up....forget it :o(

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

'Man called horse II' = 'Woman with horseface'

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"

AAAAHHHHH! The hook thing is so wrong!

Submitted by -ohmy- on September 4, 2008 - 11:35am.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on September 4, 2008 - 9:21am.
I trully hate stupid brainless people who do lame stunts to make a statement about saving whatever animal they are trying to save. I rather follow those literate folks who actually went to school, earned degrees and use logical ways of saving animals or plants. I can't take seriously those gits who pull antics like this one. I just can't. I just shake my head and giggle.
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Yes, like the moron who climbed up a redwood and lived in to save it. I'm sure the wildlife, who she was probably temporarily displacing, were like "OMG, WTF?" I wish a hawk had pecked her eyes out.

LCT,
Thanks! Yes, i sometimes stray, but i always go back to Christian. (even if some think he looks like Kermit!)

Mrs K.,
Enjoy!! Esp. the sequence of his morning routine!
Rawr!

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

I watched a documentary the other night called Shark Water.... talking about the illegal lines that are put out that not only kill sharks, but dolphins, turtles etc. These poachers catch sharks - cut off their fins and then throw them back in to the ocean still alive. It's disturbing. Oh yeah and the actual shark fin they use in shark fin soup has NO flavor the flavor is from the beef or chicken stock they use. That and some 20,000 sharks are killed a day. I'm just sayin...

I don't understand why Anne Hathway was paying her loser boyfriend 37,000 rent every month. She has that kind of money? How many movies has she done? I just remember the the devil wears prada and I fell asleep on that one three times because it was so boring. I don't get it?!?! Was his cock 12inches, paying him to hide her lesbonic secret. She must have known something about his shady ways

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

missy:

Thanks :)

OUCH!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Clarisse!!! American Psycho is on its way to my mailbox as we speak!!!!

gotta go
C U slutz later
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I love you in a place where there's no space or time
I love you for in my life you are a friend of mine
And when my life is over
Remember when we were together
We were alone and I was singing this song for you

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

salem13, I am LOVING your avie :) :) ♥♥ :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I didn't know Mackenzie Phillips has a son. Gotta suck for him.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

I really feel for McKenzie. Addiction is hell and with her childhood, she seems like she was guided right into it.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Clariiiiissssaaaalina! Yummy picture times today, I must say.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

rotten_egg:

I completely agree with you.

Fuck me that hadda HURT!!!!!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaahd!!! Reminds me of the Native American Sundance Ceremony (only waay more fucked)!!!

Fuck! (sorry, had to get that last one out)

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

Who the fuck is Alice Newstead?

Keira Knightley best pout uh-oh, someone in France is not going to be happy about this.

I trully hate stupid brainless people who do lame stunts to make a statement about saving whatever animal they are trying to save. I rather follow those literate folks who actually went to school, earned degrees and use logical ways of saving animals or plants. I can't take seriously those gits who pull antics like this one. I just can't. I just shake my head and giggle.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Christ almighty--- and I was squeamish when I got my ears pierced. People are strange.

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Speaking of Oprah... My boyfriend was watching Oprah when I got home last night (yes, I am investigating into whether or not he enjoys male companionship because of it) and Kanye was on with the mom from The Cosby Show and P Diddy has got to be one of the funniest looking people. I couldn't stop staring at his mole and horrid sweater OVER his suit. It was the usual, "Blah blah blah, I'm so successful, blah blah blah, no one else from my neighborhood has done what I have, blah blah blah I'm so rich and successful, blah blah blah"

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!