Lynne Spears Is A Wonderful Mother
Lynne Spears' book should have been called "This is Why Brit Brit Went to the Loony Bin!" The National Enquirer (via The Daily Mail) got a hold of the book before its September 16th release and published a few of Lynne's amazing parenting tips. The expectant parents out there should take some notes:
Brit Brit started hitting the bottle at the age of 13. This was right after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club. Lynne said she really didn't care as long as she was around while Brit drank. Don't blame Lynne! I bet you Donald Duck gave Brit her first Jack & coke. He's a drunken mess!When Brit was 14, she started dating some 18-year-old high school footballer. Lynne encouraged it, because she thought it would make Brit more popular. She even let Brit stay at the dude's house. Well, the dude ended up taking Brit's virginity when she was just 14.
Brit went to Los Angeles to record her first album when she was 15. That's when she started doing drugs. Lynne thought she was going through typical teenage issues.
A year later, Brit was caught with coke and weed while trying to board a private jet. She was 16. Not so typical.
That same year, Brit started boinking Justin Timberlake. Lynne let them to sleep together in Brit's room. She said she knew they were doing it, but allowed it because Brit was "in love." In love with the dick!
Lynne writes that she wishes she didn't allow Brit's career and life to be controlled by managers. They are the ones who turned her into a sex symbol at such a young age.
In the end, Lynne knows the mistakes she made as a parent. She blames herself for her daughter's breakdown. A bitch who read the book said: "Lynne's book does a lot of soul-searching on the mistakes she made raising Britney and Jamie Lynn. She says if she had known helping her daughter Britney follow her dreams would cost her her soul, she would never have done it."
None of this shit is that shocking. Most of us did the same crap. Well, almost. Instead of coke, it was expired painkillers and clove ciggies. Instead of a private jet, it was a park bench. Instead of Justin Timberlake, it was the hot Mormon boy down the street who cried after busting a nut. The big difference is that if my mom knew about my shenanigans, I would've been thrown into military school. Which might not have been such a bad thing. Dozens of horny dudes in one place? Maybe I should have told her....
What's disturbing is the fact that Lynne is telling the whole world about this shit for a quick buck. She's basically screaming "I'M A SHIT MOM! Now give me $24.99!"
Lynne, meet Michael Lohan. Michael, meet Lynne Spears.
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what a dumb bitch.
loves the smug look on her face in the photo. she should be hanging her head in shame.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 9:42am.
Zippy Hips: What responsible parent would EVER think your kid doing coke was okay?
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That's what I meant but didn't express very well.
Lynne must be one of these delusional Mothers who doesnt really want to be a Mother so much as she wants to be friends with her daughter. Or at least that is how it sounded when Brit was growing up...way too fast.
This bitch has no shame!! Yuck
Holee shit.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Zippy Hips: What responsible parent would EVER think your kid doing coke was okay?
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Brain-fart, I've got a truck, you buy the beer and let's go!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Poor, poor Maddie. She doesn't stand a chance, does she?
Lynne doesn't make any sense. What parent would think doing coke on the regular is okay?
"I'M A SHIT MOM! Now give me $24.99!"
Honestly!! What a fucked up world!!!
I need cheering up!!!
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I need boy bits pronto!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Well, we all know she's a shitty mother but I never expected her to confirm it in a book. Wow! She is seriously scum.
ETA: I actually feel sorry for Britney. She never had a chance. And Jamie Lynn, too. I'm sure Lynn encouraged Jamie Lynn to fuck around with that Nick exec.
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Lynne writes that she wishes she didn't allow Brit's career and life to be controlled by managers. They are the ones who turned her into a sex symbol at such a young age.
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Um, yeah. Her managers. Uh huh.
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Sadly, the only diff. between her and I is that she had money. TMI but this got to me!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
If she didn't like how Brit was being "managed", why didn't she STEP IN? She is her MOTHER. First job of a mother is to PROTECT her child.
Disgusting excuse for a human being....greedy motherfucking piece of shit.
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Just, wow......
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Lynn should be the hot slut. She's moving and shaking everything up, no? What about this sounds like good pr to her? Surprising. It shouldn't be but they have denied everything for so long. Why now? Also lolz at instead of Justin Timberlake it was the hot morman boy down the street! The picture of a teen Justin batting his lashes and shit at Brit all convincing like is funny stuff to me.
"Brit.. I don't care what classes you're taking... and good grades? Who needs 'em? Just make sure to fukk a football player, m'kay?"
OMG SHANK HER.. see why I feel sorry for Brit? Yes, she's an adult now and needs to get her shit together. But most girls raised this way are thrown into the real world and they grow up. Brit is surrounded by people who cater to her.
For once i wish i had a truck, so i could haul this bitch and her trailer back into the Louisianna woods....
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I'm so appalled right now, I don't know what to say, except that I (almost) feel sorry for Shitney.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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What a cuntalina.
Now I know why the Spears clan is all sorts of fucked up.
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LOL! I rememeber back when they tried to push that "shes a virgin" bullshit while her tits were hanging out of her top. This Lynne is a class act, I bet you Dina is hella jealous she doesn't have her own book deal.
And she learned her lesson so well that she's raised Jaime to be a much more responsible person...OOPS!
Please. This woman has done nothing but exploit her kids' "success" since day one. Must be the check from the Enquirer didn't clear, so she wrote a book.
She's giving trailer trash a bad name, for fuck's sake.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
I am amazed that she is admitting all of this. And way back when Britney was dating Justin, wasn't she claiming that she was a virgin? And regarding that older guy she dated and spent nights at his house. Was this guy's mom as dumb as Brit's mom?
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Even White Oprah isn't this callous and irresponsible with all her children. As Sylvester the cat would say to Lynne Shhpears: "You're deshhpicable!"
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Um, much as I can appreciate her admitting that she made mistakes raising Britney...how the fuck can she criticize the managers for "turning her into a sex-symbol at such a young age" when she turned Britney into an actual sex OBJECT at an even YOUNGER age?! Dumb cunt.
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Know I know wher Unfitney gets her bad parenting from.
Why was Unfitney, Bryan & Jamie Lynn NEVER taken away from Lynne?
Christ.
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"I would've been thrown into military school. Which might not have been such a bad thing. Dozens of horny dudes in one place?"
*grins* Ahehehehehe. MK is wise. Trust.
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arrrg. this bitch gives me a headache
They've got Britney in such a coma right now she'll be convinced somehow airing this dirty laundry is good for her.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She blames the managers? She lets her daughter date an older guy just because he could "make her more popular (read "easy")"??? The first hint she had of drug use from her 15-16 year old daughter should have opened Mommie Dearests eyes. I thought White Oprah was bad.....
She is gross.
If my mum wrote about who I had sex with and when and what drugs I took (I have never, but anyway), I would make sure she'll spend the evening of her life in the cheapest elderly persons' home there is.
What on earth is Lynn thinking???
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Is this the girl running for vice president?
Oh My God.
I can't believe she will admit all this and have it published. She is horrendous. Evil.
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