Lynne Spears Is A Wonderful Mother
Lynne Spears' book should have been called "This is Why Brit Brit Went to the Loony Bin!" The National Enquirer (via The Daily Mail) got a hold of the book before its September 16th release and published a few of Lynne's amazing parenting tips. The expectant parents out there should take some notes:
Brit Brit started hitting the bottle at the age of 13. This was right after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club. Lynne said she really didn't care as long as she was around while Brit drank. Don't blame Lynne! I bet you Donald Duck gave Brit her first Jack & coke. He's a drunken mess!When Brit was 14, she started dating some 18-year-old high school footballer. Lynne encouraged it, because she thought it would make Brit more popular. She even let Brit stay at the dude's house. Well, the dude ended up taking Brit's virginity when she was just 14.
Brit went to Los Angeles to record her first album when she was 15. That's when she started doing drugs. Lynne thought she was going through typical teenage issues.
A year later, Brit was caught with coke and weed while trying to board a private jet. She was 16. Not so typical.
That same year, Brit started boinking Justin Timberlake. Lynne let them to sleep together in Brit's room. She said she knew they were doing it, but allowed it because Brit was "in love." In love with the dick!
Lynne writes that she wishes she didn't allow Brit's career and life to be controlled by managers. They are the ones who turned her into a sex symbol at such a young age.
In the end, Lynne knows the mistakes she made as a parent. She blames herself for her daughter's breakdown. A bitch who read the book said: "Lynne's book does a lot of soul-searching on the mistakes she made raising Britney and Jamie Lynn. She says if she had known helping her daughter Britney follow her dreams would cost her her soul, she would never have done it."
None of this shit is that shocking. Most of us did the same crap. Well, almost. Instead of coke, it was expired painkillers and clove ciggies. Instead of a private jet, it was a park bench. Instead of Justin Timberlake, it was the hot Mormon boy down the street who cried after busting a nut. The big difference is that if my mom knew about my shenanigans, I would've been thrown into military school. Which might not have been such a bad thing. Dozens of horny dudes in one place? Maybe I should have told her....
What's disturbing is the fact that Lynne is telling the whole world about this shit for a quick buck. She's basically screaming "I'M A SHIT MOM! Now give me $24.99!"
Lynne, meet Michael Lohan. Michael, meet Lynne Spears.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 4, 2008 - 9:41am.
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LOL...
did you just call shitters a little piece?
you mean of poop right?
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LOL...
did you just call shitters a little piece?
you mean of poop right?
Britney was the one that always supported her family her father was always trying to start new business that ended closing and her mother spend her time pimping her
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Submitted by applehead on September 4, 2008 - 8:33am.
Can you imagine being Britney when all that went down with her kids she was probably confused as hell. "What do you mean I'm unfit, this is how my momma raised me." Not knowing that that was NOT normal...
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Ah fuck. Now I'm starting to feel bad for the backwoods redneck. UGH! Unedumacated dipshit.
M.E
Thanks for the info.
Lynne's so fucking money hungry. Trash indeed!
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I had heard some years ago...from Justin Timberlake's cousin (not kidding) all about how she would hang out with them during the MMC years. She even walked in on Justin and Britney doing the nasty. She said they did some pretty gross stuff, even then at like 14, 15...whatever age they were.(ALL the MMC kids were like that!) So this shit that Lynne is spewing now isnt a surprise to me one bit.
It was OBVIOUS to me before hearing all this that when Brit was telling the world she was just a virgin, saving herself for marriage...that she really wasnt. Justin wasnt about to stay with a hot little piece like that without getting some tail.
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I trust knocked up trailer trash Brillcreme Palin will be getting a special autographed copy. "From one horrible family to another, love mommy spears"
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Miss Priss - just wiki'd it, they divorced in 2002, when she was 20. But I think it was the THS I watched that said her dad was not around much when she was growing up and since she got into the Mickey Mouse Club young, Lynn was the stage mother, doing the rasing, while Jaime was paying the bills.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 9:56am.
Drama: wait, who from Head of the Class is supposed to be the baby daddy?
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Got curious because I've been hearing the Head of the Class rumor too so I checked IMDB and Brian Robbins was listed as an exec producer on All That in which Jaime Lynn appeared. Brian played Eric Mardian "the street smart kid" on Head of the Class. BTW He looks kind of smarmy.
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like M.E said, he(Jamie) was prob. drunk and hanging out with uncle willy in his trailer drinking moonshine!
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the fact that she lost her virginity to a 18 year is not new they mention it at britneys secret childhood on VH1 , well they dint say it but it was clear
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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I'm doing better
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Can you imagine being Britney when all that went down with her kids she was probably confused as hell. "What do you mean I'm unfit, this is how my momma raised me." Not knowing that that was NOT normal...
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Submitted by M.E. on September 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
It makes me think, what kind of woman could shitters have been had she been raised with some rules? Restrictions?
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That's how I feel but at what point do you stop blaming the upbringing and hold people accountable for their adult actions?
*sigh* I just think it's too late for Brit. Everyone around her are 'yes' people because she lines their pockets. Greed is an ugly monster.
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I think it's sad because turning that shit around is WAY harder than just doing it right the first time. It can be done but there's not a whole lot support for not partying, especially in Hollyweird.
The only way she could do it is to get away from ALL of them for a LONG time. I just don't see that happening. And she's fried her brains with drugs. And she started drinking before her brain was fully developed.
My question is: At what point do you acknowledge that someone's situation is just hopeless? *sigh*
edited to add: Oops. I guess that's your question too, really.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 4, 2008 - 8:10am.
who da fuck would even buy this book?
*hangs head in shame*
M.E
You're right. He was an alchie! Now I'm kinda-sorta feeling sorry for Shitney too!!! Ain't that a bitch?!
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Miss Priss!!!
Are you okay?? *hugs*
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 4, 2008 - 5:17pm.
i just thought of something...
Will Poppa Spears be finding out about Lynne's parental fuck ups with Shitney after reading this book or did he know all along and let it all happen? Did he allow Lynne to pimp his daughter out and let her do all that shit?
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Good point. We're foucsing on Lynne & forgetting about Jamie.
I don't think he knew what was going on much of the time, Lynne & the managers controlled Unfitney & Jamie stayed at home in Kentwood looking after Bryan & Jamie Lynne & working.
IF he DID know what was going on with Unfitney, he should has SPOKEN UP. It's alright to step in now, after she went crazy & be seen as the good guy, but really, Jamie & Lynne should've taken control of their daughter when she was doing the MMC. Before her shit got out of control.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
because if this is how she was raised, she doesn't know any better
I'd also say she doesn't know any different either. She probably doesn't understand kids are to be loved and protected, not turned out like that
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 4, 2008 - 8:17am.
i just thought of something...
Will Poppa Spears be finding out about Lynne's parental fuck ups with Shitney after reading this book or did he know all along and let it all happen? Did he allow Lynne to pimp his daughter out and let her do all that shit
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If I'm correct, he was an alcoholic and absent for most of her upbringing.
Miss Priss - yeah, I betch ya she did A LOT of boozin' and bowl smoking with her.
UGH! It's disgusting.
Submitted by M.E. on September 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
It makes me think, what kind of woman could shitters have been had she been raised with some rules? Restrictions?
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That's how I feel but at what point do you stop blaming the upbringing and hold people accountable for their adult actions?
*sigh* I just think it's too late for Brit. Everyone around her are 'yes' people because she lines their pockets. Greed is an ugly monster.
i just thought of something...
Will Poppa Spears be finding out about Lynne's parental fuck ups with Shitney after reading this book or did he know all along and let it all happen? Did he allow Lynne to pimp his daughter out and let her do all that shit?
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Thank you speakit. It's sad because, as much as I loathe Shitney, reading how pathetic of a mother Lynn was actually makes me feel, a teensy, weensy bit sorry for shitters, because if this is how she was raised, she doesn't know any better, hence her own lack of parental abilities.
It makes me think, what kind of woman could shitters have been had she been raised with some rules? Restrictions?
FUCK!
GD YOU LYNN! Actually making me feel sorry for Shitters.
UGH!!!
*dipping fingers in bleach for typing such shit*
This shit reads like an episode of Maury.
But at what age did Lynne invest in boobay implants for her daughter?
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I find it incredible that Lynne learned nothing from her permissiveness with Britney. You'd think she'd be more hands-on with Jamie Lynne, but here she is, a 17 year old mother.
Ugh, this whole family disgusts me.
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Bradiful!!!
Thanks hunny bunny!!! lol
I'm OK. Better today, last week was hell. I miss my friend. My BF hid his bowl because I kept it where it always was all week! I'm trying to deal with it the mature way...what are you going to do...
Thanks for the thoughts! You rock!
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who da fuck would even buy this book?
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M.E
Agreed.
I bet Lynne smoked weed with Brit and her 18 year old boy toy.
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Miss Priss on September 4, 2008 - 12:05pm
OMG BUNNY, I was thinking about you the past few days.
Are you ok?
Sending ((((((hugs)))))).....
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Submitted by M.E. on September 4, 2008 - 12:03pm.
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It was a good rant!
Deputy,
Thanks!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 11:02am.
Lynne Spears, meet White Oprah. White Oprah, this is Lynne Spears. How about a coffee date?
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Holy shit, I wrote this before reading the last line of MK's post. Creepy.
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Missy!!!
I wish I was ridin' some train...you know..high on cocaine if you know what I mean...Shitney was ridin' trains and dicks at 14!!!
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It's funny, growing up my parents were sooooooooo strick, as a teenager I hated them because I wasn't allowed to do things that my friends were, my curfew was 9pm durnig the week 11 on Fri and Sat's. I had a steady list of chores to do each weekend, wasn't allowed to "do anything" until all my chores were done. My mom made sure I did my homework every night, otherwise no TV, phone till done.
I told myself (back then) that when I became a parent I'd never be that strict with my children. Guess what? I AM that strict with my childen, or should say will be once they get older because I'm already strict with their behavior, keeping their room and playroom clean, toys where they should be etc.
My 5 year old has a new chore now, that he asked for, setting the dinner table.
Parents need to teach their kids responsibility.
I'm saddened by how many parents think that being their kids BFF is the best way to raise them.
Ugh.
Sorry for the rant.
Miss Priss, love the avatar!!!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on September 4, 2008 - 10:55am.
Besides ignoring drug use, which was a pretty clear sign something was amiss, what kind of GD mother encourages their 14 yo to hang out wiht older boys and sleep over at their fucking houses? I wouldn't be a bit suprised to find out Lynn pimped her out to record execs and others starting with the MMC.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
This shit is going to send Brit right over the edge again. Mommy Dearest is once again putting Brit's personal biz out there for the world to read.
She can't even trust her MOM.
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so, Brit would have been better off roaming the streets like a feral cat than being raised by that pathetic excuse of a mother. Besides ignoring drug use, which was a pretty clear sign something was amiss, what kind of GD mother encourages their 14 yo to hang out wiht older boys and sleep over at their fucking houses? I wouldn't be a bit suprised to find out Lynn pimped her out to record execs and others starting with the MMC. Fuck, I just want to smack that bitch.
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BTW - if I was to find out my 14, 15, 16, whatever, TEENAGER, was doing coke and smoking weed, I'd have my foot so far up that bastards ass he's be spitting shoe for a year.
You know, I really think this is a parenting trend much larger than we all realized. I think a lot of parents are not disciplining their kids because they want to be seen as the "cool parents" and they want so badly for their kids to like them. They think it opens up communication or some shit, when all it really does is promote sad cases like BritBrit.
At my police agency when a kid gets arrested or picked up, the parents usually blame the cops or blame the kid's friends, etc. They don't take responsibility and they don't allow their kids to take responsibility. I'm wondering how society is going to end up when their indulged kids become parents themselves...
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Submitted by Hekki on September 4, 2008 - 7:38am.
My theory is that kids need something to rebel against: if you are a hardass about everything, your kids will think they are getting away with murder when they have a beer. If pretty much anything is allowed, they will get VERY creative and go off the charts in order to feel that they're rebelling. Or they could wind up the complete opposite, very studious and chaste.
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I agree with you 100%.
Isn't it against the law for an 18 year old to have sex with a 14 year old? Christ, no wonder Lynne's daughters are fucked up trainwrecks.
Speakit - well, I'm hoping K-Fred will read this "tell all" and keep her "visits" to a minimum.
Ok, I get pissed when my parents let my 3 and 5 year old share a soda, I couldn't imagine finding out that my childrens grandmother used to allow the mother of my children (if I were a man) drink, do drungs and participate in underage sex.
I hope Britney and the members of her family do not regain one more ounce of custody of those babies.
I can't believe I'm actually going to say this but I think KFred is the only saving grace those two "boo boo's" may have.
Soooooooo...Lynne allowed Brit to fuck an 18 y/o hoping that it would make Brit more popular?!? Brit @ 14 fuckin'?! I mean, Brit and I are the same age, and I don't recall thinking about fucking when I was 14. Jeez
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