Thursday, September 4th 2008

The Silver Fox Is Easy

Anderson Cooper isn't fussy! Page Six spotted him getting his hair cut at a barber shop in NYC for $15.

Andy should have saved his sexy pennies. I have a Flowbee at home. I would have done it for free. And I would have thrown in a back massage....and a happy ending...and a prostate check.....and a candlelit dinner.... and a walk on the beach.... and a marriage proposal... and a.... DAMMIT! Why won't he return my 10,000 phone calls!? I just want to cut his hair! I JUST WANT TO LOVE HIM. Fuck. Excuse me, I have to go take my meds. I'm starting to get the "Aniston shakes."

Posted by: Michael K


MyTwoCents's picture

LTMTP.... Laughed til my taco popped

♥ U MK

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gucci's picture

MK i know how you feel. i love this man. i love him to pieces!
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you know
he is not that bad lookin at all
i would let him do me for a couple of hundreds
lol

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snowpiece's picture

ant: you're awesome, this is just the kind of info I need, thanks!
The Brazilian Straightening is like the Japenese but it's supposed to be better if your hair is fried like mine (from too many Japanese straightenings)
once agin, thanks a lot for these places, I will check them out!! ♥
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ant: Nah, Mr. Hekki gets his hair cut on Carmine Street (same guy for 20 years) for about $35. I see a lot of guys in the "Dramatics" place I go to, and they only charge $19.95. And the regular barber shop on my block is $15. Paul Mole is only $29 for a basic cut.

$50 isn't "extravagant" in my book, but it's close.

I guess I'm old fashioned and a bit sexist.

StewieGriffin's picture

awwww poor MK...sorry he hasn't returned your calls, it's not you, it's just that Andy likes latin c*ck

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

$15 for a haircut?

I thought CNN provided free hairstylists to their stars.
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ant's picture

snowpiece: you can also try hairmates, another japanese salon. i go to the one in midtown, 40th btw park and lex, so it's convenient if you're coming from the office. hairmates is more relaxed and has a more street japanese feel to it than s.e.i.

there are random places in ktown you can check. i don't know any i could recommend, but i can ask my korean friends.

ant's picture

hmm, i don't know of any salons that do the brazilian straightening... i never even knew that existed and i used to live in brazil!

however, i SWEAR by s.e.i. its a japanese salon though, not brazilian. the best branch is on west 4th btw 6th ave and washington sq west. they do the japanese straightening there and are amazing!

DaVi's picture

Anderson has stock with lemon tree. He should go there. www.myspace.com/davi_tv

snowpiece's picture

ant : OFF TOPIC: Can you recommend anywhere that does the Brazillian straightening? I prefer the asian salons too, altho I am a whitey ;)

I finally found a great place right by my office at 57th and Mad and then they were closed one day, awol!

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ant's picture

Submitted by Hekki on September 4, 2008 - 11:55am.

i think it NYC, an avg men's haircut is around $50.

any decent haircut this is. i might have to check out that barber shop that cooper went to (8th and 23rd) but most non-asian people don't have too much experience cutting asian hair...

i once went to prive at the soho grand and that shitty haircut i got was $120! i mistakenly assumed there was a price difference between men and women's cuts. needless to say, i just stick with my japanese salons.

Hekki's picture

Is that supposed to be BAD? In my opinion, any man who pays more than $30 for a fucking MEN'S HAIRCUT is an extravagant little tart.

That's the difference between old money and new.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Luvbeads:

Go to Flickr, photobucket or some website where you can upload your photos. I use photobucket, Flickr is used by Yahoo last time I checked.

It is easy and self explanatory, once you upload, these sites let you create and album, you pick the pics for it, the site creates a link that you can post.
All anyone will be able to view is the album, or to keep it easy, upload one pic, you still get a URL link that you can post.

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someone help luvbeads !!!!!!****************************1/20/09
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http://www.Scandaloushousewife.net

My Gray Fox was separated at birth with the Silver Fox. It doesn't cost a lot to get coiffed when you have that much fox on!

luvbeads's picture

PS Mel - Too funny about the anal beads - :-X

Salem13's picture

Anderson Cooper hes just like the rest of us.

luvbeads's picture

I will post the high school pics! Just someone please tell me how to do it -

:-/

I'm a loooooooooong time lurker here and am a little inept at the ways of getting stuff uploaded to you guys - Am at work but would be happy to scan them all tonight and post! Is there a certain area here in which to upload them?

...Thanks for the yummy cookie (mmm) and the name compliment!

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Submitted by speakit on September 4, 2008 - 9:27am.
LOL! Bitter Brigade.. wait, I kinda like the way you're rubbing my back..
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 4, 2008 - 10:25am.

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LOL! Bitter Brigade.. wait, I kinda like the way you're rubbing my back..

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Submitted by speakit on September 4, 2008 - 9:21am.
Yeah, MK, but has Andy ever told you he loves you? Has he told you he would consider marrying you? HAS HE LED YOU ON BY IGNORING YOU AND PLAYING GAMES??? *bitter*
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*rubs back comfortingly* I hear ya, honeybunches. We can be the Bitter Brigade! *glares at the perpetrators*
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Hysteria's picture

i got nothin on Andrew. he's one hot hose bag.

Ya gotta play hard to get, MK!

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I love the whole intuitive eye thing he's got going on.
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speakit's picture

Yeah, MK, but has Andy ever told you he loves you? Has he told you he would consider marrying you? HAS HE LED YOU ON BY IGNORING YOU AND PLAYING GAMES??? *bitter*

Mel-Tang's picture

I vaguely remember channel one, but I didn't know that was them! :)

I swear that there is a girl on PBS (on one of the older kids shows) that looks and sounds like a young Melody Hobson (she is on GMA as a special correspondent and gives financial advice).

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S_G's picture

Did anyone else have and watch 'Channel One' in school?
(The news program show for middle/high school kids shown in schools)
Both Anderson and Lisa Ling started out on that show years ago (early 90's). They were both very young.

Mel-Tang's picture

LOL He looks like a pissy 8 yr. old girl who just told her bff off in a z formation.

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JaneDoe's picture

he is so sexy!
can we hope for more AC posts here..

spray on tan's picture

when is anderson cooper going to come out of the closet and stop cruising barber shops?

DeeDee's picture

I didn't get them all Nits. I concentrated on the hairs attached to moles. You still have plenty of backhair to braid.

I agree with IV. MK should swap PP and Katiebot posts for Anderson stories.

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*hands luvbeads a warm chocolate chip cookie*

luvbeads,
I would ever so love to see that pic...

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Mel-Tang's picture

luvbeads, you gotta show us the photos! And I love your name! LMAO I immediately got a mental picture of anal beads. Don't know why. lololol

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DR.FUNK's picture

"ANISTON SHAKES"-priceless.BUUUUT...will you still feel that way when homie has to resort to the ole comb-over to cover that fading peak of his? Don't tell me you can't see that in this pic MK.Five years from now-Coop better hope the PLUG tech is seamless & natural looking...or he's gonna hafta' bulk up in the gym & shave his head.Otherwise he'll just look like some dweeby retired dentist from OHIO.BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Nice visual...huh babe?!

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luvbeads on September 4, 2008 - 9:56am

Ima JELLUS H8TER!

Here everyone:
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

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luvbeads SCAN SCAN!!!!!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"

christine the hoff's picture

The anniston shakes, lmfao!

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Green Is Good's picture

Quick! Every slut email Coop and demand that he get with MK!

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WinosNeighbour's picture

My Boo has the pwettiest hair!

Hair stylists charge too much these days, so I support boycotting those overcharging scissor snobs :D

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luvbeads's picture

I went to high school with Anderson Cooper - I should scan his yearbook photos for this site - I'm in a group shot with him in one of them...

He used to have the most beautiful dark dark hair (earlobe-ish length) and was skinny as a rail. Always was very cute...

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Dee! Ya' hag! I thought you said you pulled them all out yesterday, while you were behind me with the strap on!

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Submitted by NitWitty on September 4, 2008 - 8:40am.
Mina, I'd try hormone therapy and grow a peen if I thought it'd bag me Andy!
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You already have the back hair. You're almost there! *ducking rocks*

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I'm sorry, but he's fug. And he looks albino.
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ant's picture

where does he go? astor place? i got the stalker shakes too lawl.

snowpiece's picture

he is the hotness. did anyone watch the new Mole? I tried but it wasn't the same without him saying "a sabaTEUR"
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Clarisse's picture

Man! Silver Stunner! Fuck me, he's fione!!

Bradiful,
I feel for ya! I'm just finishing off week #2 with a fuckin cold.

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NitWitty's picture

Mina, I'd try hormone therapy and grow a peen if I thought it'd bag me Andy!

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cadebra1961's picture

Aw MK, don't despair. Don't you & Coop live in the same city? Unrequited love does suck though!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 9:31am.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 4, 2008 - 8:28am.

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Can I stop by your place really quick so you can bombard me with germs so I can get sick and have to stay out of work? Please? I hate my job.
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LOL! You just reminded me of the parents of all the little boys that came for sleepovers and playdates while my daughter had Chicken Pox.

I'm sorry you hate your job, tho, boo.
You should get into passive aggression...
You know - switch the sugar with salt - crazy glue someone's stapler to their desk....stuff like that. It just makes you feel so much better:)

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Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 9:31am

Sure, i have some nasty kleenex too. That should do the trick.
*sniffles, sneezes*

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.