Teen Mothers Gotta Stick Together
Petit Tresor, basically the only baby store celebrities buy shit from, has opened up their big mouths and said that Jamie Lynn Spears bought a baby bunch of shit for Bristol Palin. According to CelebTV.com, Lynne Spears called into the store and requested that a number of overpriced items be sent to Bristol in Alaska on behalf of Jamie Lynn.
A "source" said, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths."
Damn. Lynne is a cheap bitch.
The pressie also included a note: “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.” XXOO?
Two kisses before two hugs? Tramp! And Lynne really should have signed it: "From one Juno to another."
I see what Lynne is doing here. She thinks that buy sending a couple of fancy baby vomit napkins, she's going to get into the good graces of possibly the new VP. Sorry Lynne! They aren't inviting you to the White House possum roast. It's just not happening. On second thought, they probably will invite her. Even worse, they will probably give her a position. Lynne Spears: Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 9:12am
Yes, Amsterdam.
Aren't you packed yet?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
What a freakin' circus!
just what we need: the Spears clan now entering the political arena.
I bet Uncle Willie can get a job as Secretary of Transportation. Everyone will get a double-wide on cement blocks.
VOTE DEMOCRAT ~ save your civil rights.
angel: stop scaring me. where are we moving again? Amsterdam?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
I TOLD you it was all Jamie Lynn Spears fault!! All of it! The entire mess of this nation lies on that tramps shoulders.
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And you were right!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"Lynne Spears: Secretary of Health and Human Services."
Oh MK, this one will have me chuckling to myself for weeks! ♥♥♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Here comes the backhand, folks. I knew, from the beginning that there was no way the Republicans were gonna fuck themselves over. It's pretty obvious they think America is a Republican Union (USSR, anyone) anyhow.
So - the scandal gets your attention and millions of parents and tweens against birth-control and abortion are set up to fall in love! True Love! Her kid is BFF's with Jamie Lynn, y'all. And famous! And Scandalous! And a Mommy! And a Grammy too! We love her! *eyeroll*
Those fuckers are pretty smart - don't ever forget it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
hahahahahahahaha...
An endorsement from the Spears........
hahahahahahahahahaha....
Yea, hang in there Bristol, after November, Levi is leaving your ass.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
They probably also share dotting their I's with ♥'s.
I TOLD you it was all Jamie Lynn Spears fault!! All of it! The entire mess of this nation lies on that tramps shoulders.
And isn't it sweet how the TWOno's are making teen pregnancy look glamorous.
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RIMADYL KILLS
This is rich! What paid Obama aide leaked this "information" to the press? Whoever it is, I don't care because it's fucking hilarious. The Spears and the Palins! Alike in every way!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I only hope the Palins would have the good sense to not get too chummy with the Spears clan. They're already under too much nitpicking scrutiny as it is!
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