Teen Mothers Gotta Stick Together
Petit Tresor, basically the only baby store celebrities buy shit from, has opened up their big mouths and said that Jamie Lynn Spears bought a baby bunch of shit for Bristol Palin. According to CelebTV.com, Lynne Spears called into the store and requested that a number of overpriced items be sent to Bristol in Alaska on behalf of Jamie Lynn.
A "source" said, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths."
Damn. Lynne is a cheap bitch.
The pressie also included a note: “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.” XXOO?
Two kisses before two hugs? Tramp! And Lynne really should have signed it: "From one Juno to another."
I see what Lynne is doing here. She thinks that buy sending a couple of fancy baby vomit napkins, she's going to get into the good graces of possibly the new VP. Sorry Lynne! They aren't inviting you to the White House possum roast. It's just not happening. On second thought, they probably will invite her. Even worse, they will probably give her a position. Lynne Spears: Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 4, 2008 - 8:18am.
Oh please! Feel free to feel anyway you want about the 'trashiness' of your abortion. Your experience has absolutely nothing to do with anyone elses choices or how they feel about them. Sure, there are plenty of people who could be called 'trashy' out there, including people who give birth and raise children and people who give birth and put a child up for adoption. There is, however, nothing 'trashy' about any of the choices.
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Submitted by hoozer on September 4, 2008 - 8:25am.
Dirk diggler is also the runner of a blog in my city(memphis) causing a lot of fuss. I read it all the time. Its mpd inforcer 2.0. Same person? Hm.
thats riight snowy... all we neyed is the word of the lord... thinkin just aint for real mericuns riiight? y'all just need to do gods work by poppin out them youngins. god bless mericuh!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 4, 2008 - 9:18am.
Blaming Jamie Lynn for teen pregnancy is just downright ingorant. This shit has been going on for EVER. Only difference is back in the day you would have a shady abortion or your mom would pretend the kid was hers.....
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Wow, that took guts, to take the unpopular stand HERE - and I agree with you Notorious. Keep speaking your mind! :)
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ITA - its' important to look at this from all sides. Honestly, tho - I was joking. And making a point. It's just as ignorant to use all this scandal to make a name for this woman - which is what they're doing. You know - I went off to read some official documents - some stuff about health care and homeland security and off-shore drilling. That shit is complicated, dude! And I LIKE to read. I like to push myself and learn new things - but seriously - it would take me a year of concentrated effort to begin to crack the craziness that is politics.
I would assume that I'm, at least, on par with most of the American public. And what about those who wouldn't even try to read it - hillbillies who were pregnant as teens and grew up living simply let's say. They read the rags a lot more than the US government website, I'm sure. They know who Jamie Lynn is long before they can know who the Secretary of Health and Human Resources is.
What they did was blindside the issues by marketing this very relatable (maybe not to all of us but to SOOOO many others) situation.
And you know what? I'm not even AGAINST teen pregnancy. I AM against turning an election into a circus.
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Awfully generous of Jamie Lynn. I mean, after McCain's ad likening Obama to Parisite & her sister. Then again, she did say she doesn't want to be like Shitney ...
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Miley's not prego as far as I've heard...YET. HUGE YET.
Submitted by missy on September 4, 2008 - 8:40am.
Exactly. If you say this family is like yours, wake up. You're trash.
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Is Miley Cyrus preggers, too? Because I keep hearing her name thrown in with Jamie Lynn and Bristol. Or is it that she just comes off as a hobag and probably WILL get pregnant soon?
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Oh, teen pregnancy is not Jamie Lynn's fault. EVERYTHING is Jamie Lynn's fault.
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LOL stoney!!
the worst part is, the repubs are rallying behind this woman unquestionably!!!
And fuck this "her family is just like every other american family"
UH, REALLY?!?! cause none of my friends had children out of wedlock at age 17. none of my friends dropped out of high school because they got a girl pregnant. How is this representative of the american family?!?!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on September 4, 2008 - 8:27am.
I'd give anything for a Brit breakdown right about now. Or a Winehouse or Petey affair.
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I'm with ya sister. I don't like the celebrity crazy train mixing with the politics looney express.
LMAO @ Flowers in the Attic, Joey.
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Yep, teen pregnancy isn't new. At some point parents need to be held accountable for educating their kids on the subject, but accidents still happen.
What is new is that the media is glorifying it by splashing these girls all over internet and print media. Girls like Miley Cyrus and Jamie Spears should not be considered role models for young girls, but it's a hard point to make to a kid when they are all over the place, making millions of dollars and getting all the attention for nothing more than getting pregnant or exposing themselves on the internet.
Oh, and all of these parents should be edumacatin' the boys, too. The girls didn't get preggers on their own. All the father's out there need to remind their boys that although it may feel better to go bare, one moment of pleasure is going to turn into a lifetime of responsibility.
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Submitted by missy on September 4, 2008 - 8:34am.
seriously those fuckers are MEAN!! I had one attack me coming out of planned parenthood... the fucker was so nutty that a cop came up and told them to back off me. DAMN! I threw a lit cigarette at her.
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lol..it makes so much sense that pro-lifers are so concerned with the welfare of every human life that they'll resort to violence against pregnant women. The logic is simply astounding!
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Submitted by missy on September 4, 2008 - 9:31am.
Yeah, the NASCAR crowd was one thing, but when the republicans start pandering to the Jerry Springer crowd (not even the people in the audience, but the people on stage), you know your country's got some problems.
They should have passed Levi the microphone so that he could officially proclaim:
"Fellow Americans, countrymen, you all do not know me! I can do what I [beep!] want. Whatever!"
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
They can meet to talk babies over possum and PBR.
McSame & APalling idea of health care is a bottle of Bactine and a Band-Aid.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 4, 2008 - 9:18am.
Blaming Jamie Lynn for teen pregnancy is just downright ingorant. This shit has been going on for EVER. Only difference is back in the day you would have a shady abortion or your mom would pretend the kid was hers.....
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Wow, that took guts, to take the unpopular stand HERE - and I agree with you Notorious. Keep speaking your mind! :)
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Submitted by missy on September 4, 2008 - 8:31am.
I know right? I mean, seriously. They have the fucking pregnant teen daughter's boyfriend up there on stage like they are properly engaged or something. So fucking ridiculous. Since when do boyfriends get to be part of the family enough to stand on stage during political rallies? Did we ever see Jenna Bush's fiance alongside Barbara and W? Um, no. Because it's ABSURD. And Jenna wasn't knocked up. Which makes it even worse that the Palins are doing it. Disgusting! Why don't they just haul their trailer on stage?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I don't think the Duggar Daughters should be thrown into the mix. I would be highly surprised if ANY of those girls have babies early, if ever. Their mama has provided them with a lifetime supply of kids, and they didn't even have to do anything. If they're smart, those Duggar Daughters will study hard and move far away. lol
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 4, 2008 - 8:32am.
Gladyslove must be picketing an abortion clinic.
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seriously those fuckers are MEAN!! I had one attack me coming out of planned parenthood... the fucker was so nutty that a cop came up and told them to back off me. DAMN! I threw a lit cigarette at her.
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no fears, thanks to Dubya's fucking up America, I'm in no position to move anywhere, couldn't afford it if my life depended on it.
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Ahhahahaaa Lisa Marie!
I'm sure she'll visit us during one of her breaks. You know... to spread the word of God and all.
Gladyslove must be picketing an abortion clinic.
Submitted by Grace Disful on September 4, 2008 - 8:27am.
Bristol's shotgun husband / hockey hunk cleans up real nice, I must say.
Unless they found someone who vaguely looks like Levi to show up with her for the public appearance
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seriously though, how absurd is this?!?!?!
THIS is election 08??!?!?!?
I just about died laughing when I heard on the radio that Levi was spotted at the rnc and would be standing along side the Palin family on stage. THIS IS TABLOID FODDER AND ITS REGARDING THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY!!!!!
Im HOOKED on the election this year. HELL IN A HANDBASKET IS WHERE WE ARE GOING!!! Im stuck in between laughing and crying.
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OMG I CAN'T WAIT! dlisted cafe here we come, LOL
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Dirk Diggler ~ you mean Sara APaLLING?
That's we're calling her around my office.
Bristol's shotgun husband / hockey hunk cleans up real nice, I must say.
Unless they found someone who vaguely looks like Levi to show up with her for the public appearance.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'd give anything for a Brit breakdown right about now. Or a Winehouse or Petey affair.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 8:22am.
If McSame & Shotgun Palin win, I'm asking for a job transfer out of the US.
I'm packing,baby! wait up!
"renews passport."
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I watched bits and pieces of Palin's speech earlier on CNN and a pun came to mind: "a-palin." All that baby-parading is such a LAME and CRASS attempt at manipulating people's opinions in her favor!
I was glad, however, to see that the whole-page-ad design of my favorite gossip blog was gone.
Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 9:22am
Methinks people are secretly starting to shop real estate out if the US already....
*clicks to Euro properties for sale in Amsterdam window*
And where is gladyslove this morning?
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on September 4, 2008 - 8:18am.
Could easily be my daughter? Um, I don't think so.
You know, SOME mothers actually educate their daughters about the risks of sex, provide them birth control if they need it, and supervise their activities with their boyfriends so they don't wind up pregnant.
And I don't think anyone is disagreeing with you on the grossness of abortions. But there are many teens out their who are smart enough not to get themselves into that scenario in their first place. Problem is, it's not those smart teens we see on TV. It's the mother fucking Spears clan and the backwoods, turn-of-the-century Duggars and Palins!
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Stock Broker,
I'm with you... I was all about donating again to the Obama campaign after that crazy, vicious bitch got rolling. I couldn't get my credit card out fast enough.
Joey is thinking, "Maybe it's time I cranked out a baby??" But then, no.....I have the maternal insticts of Louise Fletcher, starring in a remake of "Flowers In The Attic". This is the way bastards should be raised.
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A tidal wave of teen pregnacies due to land in the US in about 9 months. Just watch. Teen pregnacies being glorified.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 4, 2008 - 9:15am.
BB and Angel: packing now...do I need to bring all thise balloons filled with heron and coke in my carryon?
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NO, no! You are leaving America now - you no longer need that shit - we will have ALL the fun drugs we need when we get there:)
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If McSame & Shotgun Palin win, I'm asking for a job transfer out of the US.
The only thing Palin did for me last night was encourge me to make another donation to the Obaman's campaign.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?--------------
Oh, goody! The blind leading the blind.
I've tried prayer, but God doesn't check his voicemail.
Why would Jamie send "pink" burp cloths? Is shy psychic now? Bristol would have perferred an autographed copy of a script from Zoey 101. Oh, wait..Bristol obviously hasn't spent the past couple years watching The Disney Channel.
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Blaming Jamie Lynn for teen pregnancy is just downright ingorant. This shit has been going on for EVER. Only difference is back in the day you would have a shady abortion or your mom would pretend the kid was hers. The ones who are so judgmental about something like teen pregnancy need a reality check cuz this could EASILY be YOUR DAUGHTER. The holier then thou shit is just idiotic, this shit could easily happen to you and your family. Whats trashier a teenage girl running around and having abortions without parental consent or kids sucking it up and realizing they made a mistake and its their responsibility to deal with it and make it work? Coming from someone who has had an abortion I will tell you that feeling you have when you do that procedure is the WORST. There is nothing trashier then abortions, I am not against them I am just being real about it. Abortions are trashy, trashier then teens giving birth imo.
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that's a secret handshake that I would not want to see. I bet it turns your hair gray.
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I bet there is a secret teenage mama hillbilly handshake.
BB and Angel: packing now...do I need to bring all thise balloons filled with heron and coke in my carryon?
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@snowpiece:
Hell, I have free health care and even *I* want to move to Amsterdam!
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