Thursday, September 4th 2008

Teen Mothers Gotta Stick Together

Petit Tresor, basically the only baby store celebrities buy shit from, has opened up their big mouths and said that Jamie Lynn Spears bought a baby bunch of shit for Bristol Palin. According to CelebTV.com, Lynne Spears called into the store and requested that a number of overpriced items be sent to Bristol in Alaska on behalf of Jamie Lynn.

A "source" said, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths."

Damn. Lynne is a cheap bitch.

The pressie also included a note: “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.” XXOO?

Two kisses before two hugs? Tramp! And Lynne really should have signed it: "From one Juno to another."

I see what Lynne is doing here. She thinks that buy sending a couple of fancy baby vomit napkins, she's going to get into the good graces of possibly the new VP. Sorry Lynne! They aren't inviting you to the White House possum roast. It's just not happening. On second thought, they probably will invite her. Even worse, they will probably give her a position. Lynne Spears: Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 11:56am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 10:32am.

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I hear ya...our little debate here is rather stimulating :)

The most ironic thing about it all is that many parents put their kids in front of a t.v. to get them out of their hair, yet a child's time and mind wasted from watching that t.v. usually demands even MORE attention from the parents...and if the parents weren't willing to give them much attention in the first place, God help the children.
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For reals. On both counts:)

Yes, there are many rules that come from several sources--but a lot of those rules are universal, overlap, and come down to the basics of right and wrong. We're told not to lie, steal, cheat, and injure others. We're told to be courteous and respectful of others' space. We're told that hard work pays off.
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My only issue is that often we are "told" this - but we don't actually see it. Lying, stealing, cheating - it's EVERYWHERE. You're parents tell you not to and then you hear your mom say "I'm sorry - I can't be there for that - I have an appointment" and you know damn well she doesn't, she just hates those people - you heard her tell your dad - you know? People do that shit all the time. Hard work pays off? All the richest people in the world don't seem to be working very hard at all. Mom and Dad are and they're miserable!

And the TV thing is a good point to make - because TV is ALL about lying, stealing, cheating, violence and sex. Its SO funny on a sitcom when kids talk back ( I swear, my kid watched TV for ONE day with her friend and came back with a mouth on her that took me a whole day, myself, to correct - that shit can take a lot of work because she didn't even notice it.)or when they lie or steal and get caught - it's not even close to funny in real life.

(Ugh. I just thought of the little girl up the street. She was starting to look tough at 10...her parents were never around and she always seemed to be wandering around aimlessly. I tried to talk to her but it was obvious she didn't trust an adult as far as she could throw one and my kid was too young to be interesting. She's 13 now and, at least, 6 months pregnant. She won't even look me in the eye. Too sad.)

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There is a very good reason we don't want to encourage teenagers to get pregnant.

No matter what happens, there is going to be lots and lots of heartache. Adoption is an option, but it's painful for EVERYONE and results in lifelong scars. Abortion is painful and traumatic as well. Keeping the baby and raising is difficult and I don't personally know of too many happy endings - raising a child is strenuous even when you want it desperately and are prepared and mature.

The best thing we can do is PREVENT it. Is it that hard to understand?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 9:56am.

"...The most ironic thing about it all is that many parents put their kids in front of a t.v. to get them out of their hair, yet a child's time and mind wasted from watching that t.v. usually demands even MORE attention from the parents..."

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Yes! And then? Then we blame TV for fucking up our children's minds and we say it's the mother of all evil. When it was us sending them to sit in front of it and suck on it like the almighty nipple it is in the first place...

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If only adopting an American baby was easier and less expensive. Maybe then we wouldn't have to have this abortion/teen mothers debate so much.

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You all are just making me happy. :)

Even if everyone doesn't completely agree, it's so nice to see parents who really care.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 4, 2008 - 10:43am.

As if Jesus doesn't love the baby wolves as much as he loves the fetuses. He does.

What infuriates me is that this woman wants to make abstinence for teenagers public policy and yet when her unmarried teenaged daughter gets pregnant all she can say is, "It's a private matter. Things happen in families."

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I know! It's amazing what big talkers they are until something like this happens to one of their own--then all of a sudden it's an acceptable and/or private matter.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 10:32am.

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I hear ya...our little debate here is rather stimulating :)
Yes, there are many rules that come from several sources--but a lot of those rules are universal, overlap, and come down to the basics of right and wrong. We're told not to lie, steal, cheat, and injure others. We're told to be courteous and respectful of others' space. We're told that hard work pays off. There are the exceptions, though--children who come from abusive families or have parents that should never have procreated in the first place because they couldn't manage a fart in a baked beans contest.
And now because the media seems to be out of control parents have to work even harder. Society says we should accept ourselves the way we are, but the media says that if we're not hot and sexy we'll never get far. Kids on television shows talk back to their parents and kids watching the shows are easily intrigued because the t.v. kid's talk-back was accompanied by a fkn laugh track. Teen girls think it wouldn't be so bad if they got pregnant because, first off, babies are cool and all the celebrities seem to have one nowadays, and secondly because Jamie Lynn Spears got preggo and she got support from everyone INCLUDING Nickelodeon, which is supposed to be a wholesome family network that would never condone teenage pregnancy but instead they let her keep her job and decided against making an example of her.
The most ironic thing about it all is that many parents put their kids in front of a t.v. to get them out of their hair, yet a child's time and mind wasted from watching that t.v. usually demands even MORE attention from the parents...and if the parents weren't willing to give them much attention in the first place, God help the children.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
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Thanks!!

Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 4, 2008 - 9:49am.

Boob3rries: You're welcome, and good luck...don't try so hard that you forget to enjoy making the baby! LOL

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Thanks!! And, LOL, no, NEVER hehe.

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"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM

Talk about living in Fantasy Land, these abstinence folks need to wake the hell up, the 50's are long over.

Whoopi Goldberg once said: "you can't stop kids from fuckin, cuz it feels good!"

Teach them responsibility and make them aware of the consequenses that they COULD face. My 8th grade bio class...boys and girls... had to attend a class on pregnancy and birthing at a local hospital, that was enough to scare the shit out of half the guys and most of the girls, to the point they held the dime between their knees at least until 16. I'll admit us guys weren't happy with that!, LOL

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I just realized i posted my latest movie scripts on the wrong page. How is this thing ever going to take off?

The Darker Shade of Palin
When Sarah Palin Cheated On her Husband With her Husband’s Fisherman’s Friend, We’ll call Him “MISTER.” (Only cause I don’t know his name yet)

Scene: The Alaskan Fisherman Docks, Sarah Palin looks on the Docks to find her husband, but instead finds MISTER. He’s looking all hot with like no shirt on, catching all kinds of fish and stuff in the ocean. Sarah’s totally sweating and swooning. We don’t really know why MISTER is wearing no shirt cause it’s like about minus 30 degrees in Alaska, but whatever, go with it.

SARAH: So MISTER, have you seen my husband?

MISTER: No, Not at all Ma’am (He grins, and pulls up his pants in a sexy, predatory, Chippendales way)

SARAH: Oh well, (She smiles shyly) I could like totally have sex with you while I’m waiting for my husband to roll up.

Then She like totally has sex with him while she’s waiting her husband to roll up. Like raw dog style, that’s why she doesn’t know who the father of ANY of her kids are! She’s a total Slut!

Nine cigarettes later...

SARAH: I think I’m pregnant. I think the baby is yours.

MISTER: What? We just had sex like five minutes ago?

SARAH: Okay, yeah, maybe, but you KNOW I’m mad fertile.

MISTER: Really? I like just came in your vagina like five minutes ago, and I’M THE FATHER? What baby? Seriously?

Sarah puts her guns and clothes back on.

SARAH: Once my husband finds out that we’ve had sex, You’re as good dead anyway.

She takes her gun out of her bra and shoots him in the head, point blank. She calls The Alaska State Police to confiscate his body.

End Scene

The Darker Shade of Palin

The Vasectomy Talk between Sarah and her husband Todd, circa June 2008

An intimate picnic in the Alaskan Tundra. There’s like snow everywhere on the ground. But they act like it's not cold.

TODD: Dude, I love our life, our family, the five kids, yada yada…

SARAH: Yeah that’s great, Wait, didn’t you get a Vasectomy in the tenth grade, like why do we have five kids … Doh!

TODD: Wha… Vasectomy? I would never do that! That time at the doctors? You just told me I was having my balls shaved! You silly! Hand me whaddaya call those? My “Happy Pills?!!”

SARAH: Yeah, here you go, “Happy Pills!”

She hands him the pills that she has been feeding him for years.

End Scene
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Boob3rries:

Yes! Good luck!

And thanks, speakit:)

I just saw that - I'm actually working now:)
Yay me!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Boob3rries: You're welcome, and good luck...don't try so hard that you forget to enjoy making the baby! LOL

And the worst mistake a person can make, is the one they do not learn a lesson from.

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The whole abstinence issue is BULLSHIT.

Do whatever you want to do as long as you inform yourself on how to prevent something you might regret in the near future.

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"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 7:54am.
I'd just like to point out the obvious irony that Palin is against terminating fetuses, yet she's perfectly okay with murdering innocent baby wolves.
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As if Jesus doesn't love the baby wolves as much as he loves the fetuses. He does.

What infuriates me is that this woman wants to make abstinence for teenagers public policy and yet when her unmarried teenaged daughter gets pregnant all she can say is, "It's a private matter. Things happen in families."

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 4, 2008 - 9:35am

Thank you so much for relating to my comment and sharing your story. It really gives me tons of hope.

And thank you for not stating the obvious ("But you are sooooo young!"). Biological clock does not really relate to the chronological one, eh?

God bless your family. And yes, you are right, in the meantime we do learn from other's stupidity, and our own included.

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM

Boob3rries:

Sorry to hear about the problems getting pregnant. My wife and I tried for 8 years and had pretty much given up when it finally happened. Our son will be 6 years old this month and he is the most precious gift either of us could have imagined.

Keep the faith. As long as we have total idiots like these showing us how NOT to bring up our children, we benefit from their stupidity all the more.

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@YMAtT:

Just so you know - I'm on your side here. As far as learning how to live goes, tho - it's harder in this society. You have rules at home, the rules at school, rules in the playground, the rules at your friend's house, the rules in a movie home....when you're very little it CAN get confusing.

But I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to "punish" my daughter in 10 years. And she's pushy little thing. And I never give in. I don't need to punish her to not give in, mostly, because I'm smarter than she is - she can't take me!
It starts with being firm within myself and refusing to sacrifice my values because it's easier at the time.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 9:10am.

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 4, 2008 - 11:02am.

Hey! Don't be so hard on yourself! Kids make mistakes, it happens. They get confused and make bad decisions...as long as they learn from them in the long run, you know? It sounds like you have:) And also, you were prepared to take responsibility and stand by your values. Very cool.

At least your grammy was there for you - a lot of kids are not so lucky.

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Again, I have to agree with you. She was RAGING MAD and a lot of I TOLD YOU SO's and YOU LITTLE FUCKING TWAT's were flying around. However I point to the education fact once again. She taught me and in that situation repeated: You were there to open your legs, now you take care of your own acts. I am not going to raise your baby, YOU are. And if you don't want to, there are millions of marriages out there struggling to have one and will gladly adopt yours.

Irony of life...My husband and I have been trying for a baby for the last 10 months and we've gone through 2 miscarriages already. I am 22 years old now, I miss my 17 year old functioning ovaries. Ha! Life is such a joke on us, hence we have to take a good look at the pile of shit we intend to step onto.

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"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 10:05am.
Kids need a little coddling. Their minds are just developing and they're learning. Besides the fact that there are a million different ways to live and kids have to figure out which one you've picked - What we call "rules" are really just "possibilities" to children.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a kid get yelled at because they didn't understand - relax a minute and you figure that out - but often their incomprehension or inability to process ideas fast enough seem like belligerence. It's almost always not belligerence. Almost always, it's got nothing to do with you at all.

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Yes, but there needs to be a balance of coddling and tough love--I've seen parents give in to their kids after the kids act belligerent in order to get what they want. That's too much coddling. I mean, who's the adult, here? And the reason why the kids act that way to get something? Experience. The parents made the mistake early on of just giving in to the child to shut him/her up so everyone can go on with their busy lives.
I don't believe that kids have to work on finding out what kind of life their parents chose for them--they kinda fall into that because they're very impressionable and they quickly adapt to household habits. I do believe that when a child does something we deem as "wrong" we should first ask them why they did it and then decide whether or not to punish them accordingly, in lieu of getting steamed right away. If the belligerence continues after you've tried reasoning with the child, a punishment is certainly in order. Giving in is simply dangerous.

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It's not really the hunting I have a problem with. I wouldn't do it, but if it's a part of Alaskan life and it controls the population, whatever. I DO have a problem with the fact that she a hypocritical beady-eyed hateful conservative whore.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 10:13am.

You know what really disgusts me about that pic, that I didn't previously notice? Get a load of the nice rug trim they use to outline that bear with. It's bad enough that that they kill it, tear the skin off it and use the poor dead thing as a rug or a throw cover, but they actually have so sew some decorative trim on it?

Disgusting!

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 11:05am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 10:50am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 9:33am.

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Kids need a little coddling. Their minds are just developing and they're learning. Besides the fact that there are a million different ways to live and kids have to figure out which one you've picked - What we call "rules" are really just "possibilities" to children.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a kid get yelled at because they didn't understand - relax a minute and you figure that out - but often their incomprehension or inability to process ideas fast enough seem like belligerence. It's almost always not belligerence. Almost always, it's got nothing to do with you at all.

Boys (who tend to be most boisterous) can turn into assholes super young because of this - they just get tired of getting yelled at every time they misstep.

And that's exactly what I'd like to see us get away from. No punishment, no medication.
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And, of course, what you said...
Half of these kids don't have ADHD--they're just spoiled brats whose parents are too busy to spend time disciplining them so they just have a doctor diagnose them with an overactive disorder so they can feed the kids downers. Then, instead of going out and playing and socializing they sit in a daze in front of their Nintendo Wii until it's time to go to bed--and parents are perfectly fine with that, as long as it keeps the kid out of their hair. This behaviour encourages kids to think they can do whatever they please when they're older, and the media influence is certainly no help.
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I believe ttention is acquired. You want their kids to do their homework? Then YOU have to have the discipline to set aside some time every day, make yourself available (people give up when they feel they're all alone). You want your kids to have a better attention span? Turn off the TV (stop using it as a babysitter) and settle down with some arts and crafts or sports or something. Help them start a project AND finish it. You want your kids to be kind? Be kind. You want them to pay attention when you talk? Show them how it's done and pay attention back. You want them to "behave"? First, you have to take the time to acknowledge who they are and role-model respect. If they don't ever get respect they won't ever want to give it.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of punishment any day.

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Mopa ~ yea, I noticed it. I bet she shot Big Bird for a fried chicken dinner...then had his head stuffed for her fireplace mantle.

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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 4, 2008 - 11:02am.

Hey! Don't be so hard on yourself! Kids make mistakes, it happens. They get confused and make bad decisions...as long as they learn from them in the long run, you know? It sounds like you have:) And also, you were prepared to take responsibility and stand by your values. Very cool.

At least your grammy was there for you - a lot of kids are not so lucky.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Submitted by Mopa on September 4, 2008 - 9:57am.

She also likes to use dead things to decorate her house.

Who needs photoshop when you have authentic pics like this to see of Palin?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/30palin.html?_r=2&pagewant...

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Disgusting. Does she not know that bear was someone's child?
Whatever, Palin. You're such an upstanding goody-goody. You should take a breather for yourself and go have a nap on some dead animals as a reward.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 10:03am.

The crab? Did you notice what she was sitting on?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 10:50am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 9:33am.

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I agree that children should not be oppressed, but I don't believe in sliding all the way to the opposite side of the scale, either. I will NEVER condone any type of child abuse, but giving your child a tap on the ass when words simply fail should not warrant a warrant (pardon my pun). I also don't agree with coddling kids.
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Kids need a little coddling. Their minds are just developing and they're learning. Besides the fact that there are a million different ways to live and kids have to figure out which one you've picked - What we call "rules" are really just "possibilities" to children.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a kid get yelled at because they didn't understand - relax a minute and you figure that out - but often their incomprehension or inability to process ideas fast enough seem like belligerence. It's almost always not belligerence. Almost always, it's got nothing to do with you at all.

Boys (who tend to be most boisterous) can turn into assholes super young because of this - they just get tired of getting yelled at every time they misstep.

And that's exactly what I'd like to see us get away from. No punishment, no medication.
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And, of course, what you said...
Half of these kids don't have ADHD--they're just spoiled brats whose parents are too busy to spend time disciplining them so they just have a doctor diagnose them with an overactive disorder so they can feed the kids downers. Then, instead of going out and playing and socializing they sit in a daze in front of their Nintendo Wii until it's time to go to bed--and parents are perfectly fine with that, as long as it keeps the kid out of their hair. This behaviour encourages kids to think they can do whatever they please when they're older, and the media influence is certainly no help.
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I believe ttention is acquired. You want their kids to do their homework? Then YOU have to have the discipline to set aside some time every day, make yourself available (people give up when they feel they're all alone). You want your kids to have a better attention span? Turn off the TV (stop using it as a babysitter) and settle down with some arts and crafts or sports or something. Help them start a project AND finish it. You want your kids to be kind? Be kind. You want them to pay attention when you talk? Show them how it's done and pay attention back. You want them to "behave"? First, you have to take the time to acknowledge who they are and role-model respect. If they don't ever get respect they won't ever want to give it.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of punishment any day.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 9:50am.

ITA agree with your comment about ADD/ADHD. As someone who was diagnosed with the former about fifteen years ago, it's unnerving to see how it has become a "fad" to excuse poor parenting. Believe me, my parents weren't afraid to spank me, ground me, or punish me in any other way if I was a bad kid. Medication DOES help when a child really CAN NOT for whatever reason focus while in school. However, there are major side-effects of said medication. My parents and I were talking about it a few months ago (I am now off that medication, since I have managed to "overcome" my ADD), and they told me how, when I was still taking it, it sucked the life out of me. I wasn't as expressive or playful or funny when I was on it. They said I was withdrawn and sullen a lot of the times. Parents should KNOW about these consequences of medication before they rush to a doctor and pay them off to write an Rx for their ill-behaved child. I am sad for all of these "wannabe" ADD/ADHD kids, because there is really nothing wrong with them except for the fact that they have irresponsible parents.
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Mopa ~ thanks for the pix of the crab on table with Sara Apaulling.

I bet she has Thumper, Bambi and Yogi the Bear hanging in her Trophy Room.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 8:53am.

I agree with you 100%. Limits are needed. I had them. My mom (actually my grandmother) raised me on a very open mind, being that she was NOT my mother and there was a generation between us. She taught me everything she had to, and she did limit my ass a lot, but did not oppress it (I'm hoping I used that word right). Yet I was having sex at the age of 17, why? Well basically because he had been my 1st boyfriend, when I was 15!!! the real pressure on me was that all my friends were older than I was, and to be a whore was a fashion statement, as simple as that. No, I am not saying having sex at 17 makes you a whore, but being an idiot and not knowing your choices really has no excuse if you had a rather good education. And well it has nothing to do with anything but after my miscarriage I refused to have sex for 2 years... =S yeah I am a nutjob, sorry for that one. Either way, the base of it all is education. My conclusion on this one is that if you want to break the rules be also smart enough to NOT let your 'rebellious' behavior fuck up your life. Cause in the end, you might fuck up TWO lives. And that's just not pretty.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 10:53am.

I'll tell you what angel i - My parents were, and still are, pretty conservative when it came to being open about talking sexual behaviour to us kids. I think it's because of the way my grandparents were bought up as well.
I remember talking the 'birds and bees' sometimes with Mom or Dad when I was like 8 yrs. old and I kinda got the message about sex/pregnancy and all that stuff. I learned more about sex from the street (talk, that is) and from t.v. and the movies and such.
Anywho, I gotta get running along angel i and my other fab dlisted sluts. Got errands to run and housework to do, uugghh, yuck!
Catch you all later today or tonite perhaps....have a sparkling and wonderful day guys!! xoxo
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 9:54am

She also likes to use dead things to decorate her house.

Who needs photoshop when you have authentic pics like this to see of Palin?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/30palin.html?_r=2&pagewant...

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I wouldn't be thinking what a cheapskate Lynne Spears is if it wasn't for Petit Tresor Disclosing the information. Buying baby stuff at Petit Tresor is now the equivalent of eating at the Ivy! If you don't want overexposure, than go elsewhere! it shouldn't be people's buisness what anyone spends their money on!!!

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I'd just like to point out the obvious irony that Palin is against terminating fetuses, yet she's perfectly okay with murdering innocent baby wolves.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 10:47am.

@ Angel i - No shit? I would be shrinking in horror if my Mom or Dad gave me such a lecture!
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It's all about how you grow up. If all your friends' parents are doing it and your grammy did it for your mom and so on...its just not quite so jarring.

Also, I think that's half of it. Their parents don't make sex secret. They're not highly sexual, per se, but they talk about sex openly so by the time kids are having this talk, they're pretty comfortable with it and they're parents KNOW. It's embarrassing but they know they'll have to talk about it at some point- it will never get swept under the rug.

It's also part of the philosophy - they have to do it someday, why make it secret? It helps them to be safe (knowing what's out there - even "bad" people), to understand their feelings and their bodies and to be practical. They just took the scandal of it out.

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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 4, 2008 - 10:48am.
Why, thank you. Thank you very much.

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You know go could have gotten that fixed with a coat hanger Brisket Palpatine you didn't have to tell your mamma.
Anyway look on the bright side at least Jamie's kids will have somebody to carpool when she goes to rehab.

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Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 4, 2008 - 9:46am.

Besides the fact that it makes no sense to believe that someone would wait months and months to have an abortion for no good reason. As if someone would rather a much riskier, must longer and much more expensive procedure for the hell of it. If someone waits all that time and then has an abortion, you can bet that there is some sort of compelling reason for it, not just because you didn't feel like doing it earlier.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 9:33am.

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I agree that children should not be oppressed, but I don't believe in sliding all the way to the opposite side of the scale, either. I will NEVER condone any type of child abuse, but giving your child a tap on the ass when words simply fail should not warrant a warrant (pardon my pun). I also don't agree with coddling kids. As per example: It's amazing how many children have ADHD these days and how we substitute addressing the bad behaviour with punishment with addressing it with medication. Half of these kids don't have ADHD--they're just spoiled brats whose parents are too busy to spend time disciplining them so they just have a doctor diagnose them with an overactive disorder so they can feed the kids downers. Then, instead of going out and playing and socializing they sit in a daze in front of their Nintendo Wii until it's time to go to bed--and parents are perfectly fine with that, as long as it keeps the kid out of their hair. This behaviour encourages kids to think they can do whatever they please when they're older, and the media influence is certainly no help.

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As someone who had one abortion, I'm glad the choice was there. I wasn't in a position to be a good parent, and didn't want to become a drain on my family, the government or screw up some innocent kid's life because the condom broke.

I don't like the idea of multiple, repetitive abortions being used as birth control, but honestly those are the type of people who probably shouldn't be breeding so I'd rather they have the option. I'm also not crazy about late term abortions. I think once you get past your 5th month that's definitely a baby rather than a zygote. Unless it's for medical reasons I'd be for restricting late term abortions

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Being old enough to conceive is like being old enough to drive. You better read the frickin operators' manual.

Sex education and open access to birth control is a right/necessity for everyone. Abortion is a form of birth control, but a last resort because of the emotional trauma.

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McCain's agenda straight from his own mouth.

http://www.wegoted.com/uploads/videos/warmonger_rough_2_4_7.mov

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If it were up to people like Sarah Palin, abortion would be illegal in every case and those who got caught having one would be charged with "murder". People who claim to be pro-choice yet in the same turn say late term abortions should be banned are contradicting themselves. You are either for a woman's right to choose or you are not.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 8:41am.

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 4, 2008 - 10:37am.

Well put Boob3erries, kudos to you :)

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@ Angel i - No shit? I would be shrinking in horror if my Mom or Dad gave me such a lecture! It must take a mighty steely-will to extricate oneself from the point of no return, if you get my drift. But like Your Mom ate said...finish yourself off with a dildo and the dude could just jerk-off and then you are good to go! LOL ;)
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 4, 2008 - 10:37am.

Well put Boob3erries, kudos to you :)
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This "hold your fire, she's a woman" thing is pure bullshit.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 4, 2008 - 10:38am.

@ Your Mom ate...
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One more: You know, in some cultures premarital coitus is strictly forbidden but they teach their teens about heavy petting to get them through the rough times;)

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