Thursday, September 4th 2008
Piper For President!
While Sarah Palin was talking about a bunch of political stuff at the RNC last night, the camera cut to little Piper Palin grooming her baby brother's hair with the help of a little spit pomade. Yes, this was probably planned (what isn't?), but it was the most entertaining moment of the night! I'm easily amused.
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Oh yes. The Palins are VERY Duggar-like.
*shakes in fear*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
We were laughing at the spit too. And how comfy Bristol looked when she was introduced. That poor girl.
Say what you will about Palin, but nothing is really relevant aside for the fact she is in no way at all qualified to be VP of the US. Notice they didn't go anywhere near the what if something happened to McCain I'd be confident I could take over and run the whole country. Nor do she and McCain bring anything new or helpful whatsoever to the table. She had nothing on Obama.
Oh and yeah, I could see the SNL similarity too. Funny. It totally did look like a skit. I haven't seen SNL this year. Has the season started? Is Kristen Wig playing Palin?
What a lucky little fella! LMAO
That WAS the most entertaining part of the night.
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It just made me think of, There's Something About Mary.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Looks like Pipers ready to be a mommy already- She'll probably pop out her first at 15.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on September 4, 2008 - 10:55pm. My question, why was that child there? A baby in a loud arena.
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He's a prop. Babies with Down Syndrome sleep a lot, makes for easy cartage. It doesn't last.
I'll be so glad when the erection is over.
Anyhoot, what happened to the ads - WTF was that all about?
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
ISMU,
They are SO Duggar-like! I've repeatedly thought that. She has clearly abandoned her new infant in the wake of her potential new power position, and clearly hasn't been there for the other kids. Woman... if you don't want to care for your own fucking babies, then either don't have them or get a nanny! Let your children be children instead of grooming them to be baby mamas. I've never seen more miserable looking teenagers as hers.
Stoney
I know, when I found out my mom was watching this shit I went off on her... damn is it November yet?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
christine the hoff on September 4, 2008 - 9:00am
The Depahted...it ain't supernatural.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I couldn't even watch that shit last night. I started screaming at the screen when that stupid bitch from Hawaii came on, and my boyfriend made me turn it off. And that scene with the baby and the spit is so tranparently staged it makes me nauseous. Please, leave the fucking baby and kids at home where they belong. Oh right. They're campaigning.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I get a weird Duggar-like vibe from the whole family. Like that baby is passed from kid to kid so "Mommy" can have her successes.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I'll say something nice. I think Sarah Palin come off pretty well with her speech, I like a lot of the things she had to say. Also, it seems like her family isn't at all dysfunctional like the media seems to want to paint as such.
I wonder what Hillary must of been feeling watching Sarah last night. She was probably getting drunk and cursing Obama for not picking her as the VP! Sucks to be her.
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Submitted by TT99 on September 4, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Awwwww FUCK YEAH!
ALL of these episodes have had me in stitches!
I was surprised to hear Sarah say that the only thing that differentiated her from a dog was lipstick.
Do most pitbulls have lip injections?
That pout looks a little enhanced to me.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
I'm confused. Either the children are out of bounds, and you don't put them in the photo ops, or you don't complain when somebody wants to talk about them.
God how i hate this bitch.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Levi looked like he was thinking.."When the fuck is this shit gonna be over, I wanna git my drink on and fuckin chill"!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
OMG THAT WAS ADORABLE. So fuckin cute, that little girl is so cute and that baby is a little munchkin. I want to pinch his cheeks.
The only thing republicans support are rich, white men. never forget that.
braidiful, ha! I thought about you, my fuck buddy and I watched the departed monday..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
The Darker Shade of Palin:
The Action Scene! Sarah Palin, 1996 at a Hockey Mom Meeting, 13 other moms in attendance
SARAH: As President of the Wasilla Hockey Club, I think we need to institute some new rules..
MOM#1: New Rules? What do you mean?
SARAH: Yeah, It seems the boys are playing a little to "Soft" if you ask me. I mean, no biting, no hitting with sticks, no kicking, no knocking out teeth? Seriously? Are we raising a generation of fucking hockey homos? How else are these 6 year boys gonna learn how to be men?
The other moms whisper to each other in disbelief.
SARAH: I don't know about you Mavis, (and she like points her finger like right at Mavis!) and your half-a-fag son Marvin, but my boys can take a few out on the ice. I have them practicing like nine hours a day! I don't even let them do their homework. Who needs that shit? At least they'll know how to move a puck around, not like some douchey Harvard grad.
The Action Part! Out of nowhere, a huge pitbull rushes in the room and attacks Sarah. She swerves, then rises, and attacks the dog! Dramatic actioney music. Then she gets hold of the pitbull's face, and literally pulls it's skin off the dog's face. The hockey moms gasp in unison. Sarah walks away from the whimpering dying pitbull, and straightens her suit. She looks off into the distance and says...
SARAH: Will someone hand me my lipstick?
End Scene.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Piper has watched too many Animal Planet programs.
That poor baby got passed around, Willow, then Cindy McCain, then the "father" *coughcough* and then Piper and back to daddy for the stage presentation.
My question, why was that child there? A baby in a loud arena.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I desperately hope there's no spaghetti cat on Dlisted today.
Boy, that kid sure serves alot of purposes, doesn't he? At least he isn't being used as a pregnancy belly shield for his other sister anymore.
I hope Levi and Bristol get some hair gel for their kid when it's born, so it doesn't have whole family's worth of spit on it's head.
On a side note, little Trig looks like he decided to wake up and look around after his mother's speech last night. He's been sleeping all the other times we've seen him. He's cute! He must like hearing his Mom spend an important speech insulting others and belitting people who work in the community helping others.
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Is she supporting the special needs of other children with disabilities? What about healthy children? Just hers or all?
christine the hoff, that is fucked up, hopefully seeing a child up close like this that needs it will change his mind.
anyone else notice levi smacking that gum the whole time?
jgm22
hee hee. cute!
My husband and I were both laughing so hard about that. Such a "big sister" thing to do- they're both adorable.
Only thing that was funnier was the amount of times the camera panned to baby-daddy-to-be Levi. Can you say "uncomfortable"?
HA here's a good one
Mcsame voted AGAINST special needs education for kids (how you do that with autisim on the rise is behind me the stupid fucknut}
AND sara HAS a kid who's going to need special ed. how fucked up is that???
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
ZiggyStardust,
I hear what your saying about that being everywhere but I read this article and I did not know this fact:
Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin has put children with disabilities in a national spotlight. Her recent decision to have a child with Down syndrome places her in a tiny minority of American women. A staggering statistic: 92% of unborn children diagnosed with Down syndrome are now aborted in the United States.
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That is stunning.
I watched her speech and I seriously thought I was watching an SNL skit. Holy shit, does Sarah Palin look like Tina Fey or what?
As for Piper and Trig----precious. But I still just want to reach through the TV and put that baby to sleep already. Damn, he must be so OVER this shit already.
Hillbilly hair gel! Yee-haw!
Greetings from Canada - your neighbour in the Great White North...I must know...
None of you dlisters are thinking of voting for McCain and Palin are you? *eeek!*
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Her child has been diagnosed with Down's Syndrome?
Why haven't I heard of this? You'd have think she might have mentioned it at some point.
She must have much more klass than I thought.
*eyeroll*
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 4, 2008 - 7:36am.
I'd rather fist a donkey than sit through the RNC.
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Bwahahahaha! I love your early morning feisty!
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I watched because I wanted to see Meg Whitman speak.
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Dick happens! - MK
A little spit shine never hurt anyone. I hope you're right, Newportjoey. Being okay with knocked up 16-year-olds should equate to being okay with gayness, but somehow I don't think it's going to happen.
AWWWW. That was cute and totally hilarious.
THE KID WOULD PROBABLY DO BETTER THAN HER MOM
I'm glad the Brit's are pissed. Imagine living here?
I guess the Religious Right have now come to terms with knocked-up, unwed teen-aged mothers?
How about cutting your queer kids some slack now?
Cheney never showed up in a flannel shirt with a wallet on a chain in support of HIS daughter.
If it's OK to be giving birth to a bastard it should be OK to be gay......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I'd rather fist a donkey than sit through the RNC.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I stayed up purposely last night in order to watch this woman's address, on the assurance of a young BBC reporter that she would be taking the stage 'soon'.
Two hours I sat there, watching reporters wandering around a country fair of horrible carnival games. I swear to God, they were playing roulette with a mouse instead of a ball. I thought I was having a sleep-deprived psychotic experience.
Of course Sarah never came on 'soon' at all, so I fell asleep before I got to see it. Thanks a lot Sarah, I slept in until 8:30AM thanks to you. And don't try to tell me that it was poor reporting by the BBC. The British people pay for that broadcasting company you ignorant witch - how dare you besmirch the British people so?
SHAME!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
A family that spits together stays together. amen
That little girl is adorable! I can't really see the baby but I bet he's cute too.
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Dick happens! - MK
Yea, i saw this, meanwhile I sat terrified through the whole fucking Palin/Romney/Giuliani/Estrogen fest.
Stephen King couldn't make up all this scary.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Portrait of a kid wishing her mom would hire a fucking Nanny already.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by wilhelminakei on September 4, 2008 - 7:24am.
Cute mom and adorable babe.
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You sure it's the baby with Downs Syndrome and not you?
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Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?