Thursday, September 4th 2008
Piper For President!
While Sarah Palin was talking about a bunch of political stuff at the RNC last night, the camera cut to little Piper Palin grooming her baby brother's hair with the help of a little spit pomade. Yes, this was probably planned (what isn't?), but it was the most entertaining moment of the night! I'm easily amused.
Thanks Dr. Jennifer
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CTF,
I second the moose rape motion. All those in favor say "Cunt".
bellaluna,
Wow. THAT is the image i want my country to represent.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
bellaluna, LMAO. She looks like she's ready for a night of lesbionic club dancing.
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Here's a good picture of Palin the hooker mom:
http://thepalinreport.wordpress.com/
So God wants us to kill in Iraq?
and, do these sorry ass motherfuckers forget we have seperation of church and state in this fucked up country?
I hope she gets raped by a moose.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Stock Broker,
I could never hate you. Sarah Palin on the other hand...
"Palin stated that the United States sent troops to fight in the Iraq war on a "task that is from God."
"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan.""
CUNT. I seriously doubt God wants anything to do with your war-mongering.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Ike is now a cat 4, Mother Nature is trying to get our attention and I don't think its eat more mooseburgers.
OMG stock! LOL
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Stockbroker, Shame on YOU! That comment was just a tad harsh and nasty. I forgive you though.
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Edit:
"When sarah palin was reading the speech the gop speech writers wrote for the guy they expected to be vice president..."
Cause nobody was expecting THAT as mcstain's choice. When he asked the next day who he had chosen for VP even he was surprised at himself.
I love that the reslug mouth pieces have even given up on the ticket. Someone said "It's over" after they heard the pick for VP.
It's fucking high comedy is what it is.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
You know there's a reason why Piper looks so maternal here. Because that baby is her NEPHEW.
LMAO.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
God no, I'm beginning to think like you. It was the highlight of my evening too. This kid was born to be a mom. She will probably become one at 13. And she is the only one in the family that seems happy to be there. She is a born politician. She smiles and waves more than the best of them. I LOVE her.
P.S. Did anyone else wince when SP called herself a "GAL"? That's something my grandfather would have said. He also called people with dark skin the "N" word and thought nothing of it.
And her qualifications: Palin did actual work leading a metropolis of 6,000 people, firing a chef from the governor's mansion and marrying an actual Eskimo.
I found it very cute and nothing like a little sister grooming her little brother. Some of you are evil and nasty.
The spit on the head grossed me the hell out to be honest. Very David Attenborough nature special-y except not nearly as cute. But realistically there were far more disgusting things to focus on so I quickly forgot about the spitting on the baby's head thing.
Mina ~ that wasn't spit...it was jizz. You just know that kid is already making the rounds in a backseat.
Okay, you can all hate me now.
Pimpcessa! Hey, lady! You know, nothing happenin till you get into the snark groove..Then the phone starts ringing, washer starts shakin' and the bug guy shows up to the door! bwhahaha
How's by you?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Seriously tried not to vomit during her speech. Seriously tried not to throw a flame thrower at mt tv during Giuliani. They're both complete bastards and Palin is a tool. Republicans, as Christine the Hoff aptly put it, only care about rich white men. Women, brown folks,a nd gayz-take note! Piper's debut, sadly I missed. I was staring down into my fourth cocktail of the night. Only way to quell the pain. Other low point of the night: the chanting of "zero" whenever Obama's name was mentioned.And they say Obama's supporters are uncouth. HOW RUDE!
Damn, I've never had spit pomade on my hair before. I bet that lil babays head smelt of cigarettes and BO after that lol
Trailer trash at it's best.
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol Mopa! No, I don't mind at all.
Anyone noticed that Levi was chewing a huge wad of gum (or tobacco) on stage?
What a turd.
Submitted by hoozer on September 4, 2008 - 8:25am.
ROFL! I'm thinking your post may have to be my new signature, if you don't mind.
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"I bet Loreal or someone will now come up with a pitbull shade of lipstick. Maybe they can enhance it with the scent of bullshit and throw in some super glue and send Palin a whole carton full of it."
Submitted by hoozer on September 4, 2008 - 8:25am.
Joey is thinking, "Maybe it's time I cranked out a baby??" But then, no.....I have the maternal insticts of Louise Fletcher, starring in a remake of "Flowers In The Attic". This is the way bastards should be raised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKt8HHbgfiY
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 4, 2008 - 6:03am.
Levi looked like he was thinking.."When the fuck is this shit gonna be over, I wanna git my drink on and fuckin chill"!!
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I wonder what they did/paid/threatened to make him show up?
Submitted by hoozer on September 4, 2008 - 8:21am.
Hey Britney Spears....LONELY??? I think Levi Palin needs a call from you. You'd be PERFECT together. Get on it girl! CALL!
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Not gonna happen. Jamie Lynn's already got dibs on that. Why do you think she's trying to get all nicey nicey with Bristol? To move in on her man, that's why! The goo-goo eyes she's got over this dude make him appear to be her prince charming.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
@Hoozer: Notice they didn't go anywhere near the what if something happened to McCain I'd be confident I could take over and run the whole country.
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I just googled how many VP's have become President. Fourteen! Four inherited the office through the natural death of the incumbent, four by assassination, and one by resignation.
At least she's good looking.
I bet Loreal or someone will now come up with a pitbull shade of lipstick. Maybe they can enhance it with the scent of bullshit and throw in some super glue and send Palin a whole carton full of it.
I agree - I was DYING when I saw this!
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Mel-Tang on September 4, 2008 - 9:18am
Agreed!
Pit Bulls and Lipstick, that got the biggest cheer in her speech, it was all so infomercial.
SHAM WOW!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 8:16am.
Did anyone notice she was wearing an ALASKA state flag pin and not the US Flag?
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Doesn't surprise me, since she was a member of Alaska's Secession party. "I don't want Alaska to be part of the U.S. anymore, but I'd like to be U.S. vice president." Fuck this cunt.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I think ALL of the candidates suck. Is there still time to stick Mel-Tang in there?
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Hey Britney Spears....LONELY??? I think Levi Palin needs a call from you. You'd be PERFECT together. Get on it girl! CALL!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 4, 2008 - 9:15am.
I try to stay out of political commentary, but I have to say, I'd want a VP who left the child-rearing to nannies or wild dingoes to focus on her job. Isn't that what the male politicos do?
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I'd go one step further and say I'd rather have someone up there who took the time off to raise that tiny babe herself - and THEN went back to work. She is offending me on so many levels with this stuff, really.
Men are more important to their kids later on but that first year.... *sigh* A baby needs their mommy. They need their whole family, that's true, but doesn't this woman need to spend her time learning all about Down's and what that will mean for her family. If she can toss her baby aside so easily in favour of her career what is she gonna do when some stranger (ie.the American public) needs her support?
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I thought the woman they hauled out of there last night was hilarious. She supported McCain initially and after hearing Sarah speak went berserk and realized she should have been at the Dem's convention.
Palin wouldn't give a shit about special needs kids if she didn't have one of her own.
And that Levi kid is going to be spectacular to watch if they win. The way he was chomping his gum. You KNOW he was thinking "GOTDAMN this is some boring ass shit. YEEEEHAAW. We gunna git some GOOOOD purple drank if yo mama wins." That daughter has great taste in baby daddy's. LMAO
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Um LizzyB, when the Reps are done cutting the riches taxes as much as humanly possible you're the one that will get stuck with paying more taxes. But unless you can do math, you'll never figure that part out.
Palin's speech was last was the biggest pile of crock I've seen in years.
Did anyone notice she was wearing an ALASKA state flag pin and not the US Flag?
If McSame & Shotgun Palin win, Alaska will become a 3rd world country and minorites in shackles drilling for oil.
madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 9:13am
OMG, it was just scary and creepy.
The audience shots and panning the room, did they pass out Vicodintini's to everyone?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by LizzyB on September 4, 2008 - 8:12am
Let's get some facts straight....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_fact_check
"THE FACTS: The Tax Policy Center, a think tank run jointly by the Brookings Institution and the Urban Institute, concluded that Obama's plan would increase after-tax income for middle-income taxpayers by about 5 percent by 2012, or nearly $2,200 annually. McCain's plan, which cuts taxes across all income levels, would raise after tax-income for middle-income taxpayers by 3 percent, the center concluded.
Obama would provide $80 billion in tax breaks, mainly for poor workers and the elderly, including tripling the Earned Income Tax Credit for minimum-wage workers and higher credits for larger families.
He also would raise income taxes, capital gains and dividend taxes on the wealthiest. He would raise payroll taxes on taxpayers with incomes above $250,000, and he would raise corporate taxes. Small businesses that make more than $250,000 a year would see taxes rise."
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I try to stay out of political commentary, but I have to say, I'd want a VP who left the child-rearing to nannies or wild dingoes to focus on her job. Isn't that what the male politicos do? More time for the meaningless charade of the job of VP. Unless McCan kaks, and then she's putting her feet up in the Oval Office and filing her nails.
Wouldn't it be interesting if we went back to the founding father's version of elections, where the runner up in the election got to be vice president?No more of this running mate shit. The second best gets to be VP. Think of the ramifications!
My roommate and I were watching the speech together, and when we saw Piper do that, we just turned to each other and were like "Did that just happen???!!"
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
And did you people SEE McCain shuffle out onto the stage at the end??? That man is not long for this world, and what a travesty, TRAVESTY if that ignorant fool, Sarah Palin, who will set women and education back to the dark ages, would be the first female president. What a waste and a shame that would be.
OMG! I love you! I got online last night after the speech to see if anyone had put the video of it on YouTube yet! That combined with the protesters being hauled out right after that was seriously the highlight of the show!
Submitted by madam s. on September 4, 2008 - 8:08am.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one!
At the end of the day, I don't care how she came across. I still don't agree with her or McCain's politics, their views on many issues and think that this "gal's" immediate media and tabloid storm will cloud people from finding out what she stands for because they're too busy seal-clapping for a set of jugs and an (arguably) admirable woman instead of a good, solid politician.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I'm sorry but I'm not over it yet. When that Hawaii whore kept saying over and over again how "qualified" Sarah Palin is, I had steam coming out my ears and my face was boiling over with hot, red rage!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
(Karen Walker Voice)
"Sweetie, now that were sending the oldest boy to be cannon fodder in Iraq, (on 09/11, for sweet jesus sake ,what good timing), let's get Levi on the meat wagon. BUT after the shotgun wedding.
I'm up for a State funeral and I look good in black."
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Obama wants to raise my taxes and grow government; she wants to cut taxes and shrink government.
She gets my vote.
Those spammers have sense of humour.
Stoney,
I have a sneaking suspicion that crazy bitch from Hawaii will not be getting re-elected. But I was losing my mind as well. There's no way in hell I'm watching that steaming pile of RNC tonight. I watched for a bit last night and knew it was going to be bad, but I wasn't prepared for HOW bad. Talk about ignorance, hypocrisy, and straight-up crazy.