Thursday, September 4th 2008

Piper For President!


While Sarah Palin was talking about a bunch of political stuff at the RNC last night, the camera cut to little Piper Palin grooming her baby brother's hair with the help of a little spit pomade. Yes, this was probably planned (what isn't?), but it was the most entertaining moment of the night! I'm easily amused.

Thanks Dr. Jennifer

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I am so over this shit. Sick of hearing about this woman. I am not about to criticize the way a politician's child treats her sibling. I draw the line at the kids. I did a lot of shit when I was younger and I know it had nothing to do with the way my mom raised me.

1. That spitbath is disgusting! But she's a little girl so I'll give her a pass...plus the mom probably does it all the time and that's where she learned it from. Ewwwww.

2. The fact that this NUT was even picked for such a position is unbelievable.

3. I couldn't even watch the RNC. I can't do it.
My head would explode.

4. People (i'm looking at you, McCain!) need to focus less on how supposedly attractive this woman is (I don't see it, but whatever) & listen to what she's actually saying (or rather, not saying)!! Who the heck tries to get library books banned and then attempts to fire the librarian who won't obey?!?! That's all kinds of messed up.
To the person who said she would vote for this woman b/c she represents LESS government: are you high? Don't you see that she and her ilk are exactly the OPPOSITE of less government?? They want to control what you READ, for pete's sake, control what you do w. your own body, and control who you can or cannot marry. Does that sound like less gov't to you?

UGH

Aunt Bea> Do you really think people are well-informed? Because I don't. I think some people vote for a candidate based on looks or a perception of that person as being "nice". You know, non-reasons.

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Submitted by funsten beewaxer on September 4, 2008 - 2:01pm.

I thought this was a gossip blog? Everyone is now well informed about their candidates and will vote accordingly. So please enough with the fourteen paragraph crap.

LET'S HOPE THE US DOES NOT GO COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS IN NOVEMBER.

palin is a joke. she has no realistic expectations of success.

yet there remains the disconcerting thought that somehow the ole dodderer and his twerpy sidekick will be elected despite the past eight years of grief wrought upon the world by the illegitimate dubya and his handler, whom some people equate with satan. what is wrong with people?

and another thing. republicans claimed the politically correct high ground by chiding anyone who asked how she could manage children and the job, all spouting the same line - if she were a man this would not even come up.

let's look at this.

the mother carries a child until it is born - immediately a far more intimate bond than with even the most involved father.

except in the most liberal households, the mother is the one to whom the children go when they need mothering, support and love. this is true for people and the animal kingdom.

the father - let's be more clinical about it - the male is the one who provides a different type of love and support, he is the one usually to husband the resources, (don't you love language???) to act like the rock upon which the family rests, etc etc. so that it is a legitimate question to ask, and it is a legitimate question that has caused many working women many sleepless nights.

if a working woman with children is honest, she will admit that she has had conflicting emotions about this aspect of job-vs-motherhood.

and given the state of palin's 17-year-old daughter, it is a legitimate question to ask of this specific person. for myself, i would have told mccain to look elsewhere rather than put my emotionally overwrought, immature, pregnant seventeen-year-old into the merciless spotlight that now follows her every move. it highlights the naked, aggressive ambition of someone who appears to believe her own hype - very dangerous.

and if she did indeed equate herself with a pitbull ("what's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" 'lipstick') i would like to know how many people would trust her to have her paws anywhere near the red phone and the big red button, at any time of day or night.

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Submitted by t_stain on September 4, 2008 - 1:17pm.

~And, her children are taught to spit on the disabled?
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Just peeking. LOL!

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Okay, let's look at the list of accomplishments...
~Book Banner
~Pro-Life (even in incest and rape)
~Tropper-gate
~Knocked up daughter (but vetoed funding for homeless teenage mothers)
~left small town in debt (even though she hired lobbyists to raise millions)
~created 527 in favor of "bridge to nowhere"
~Believes the Iraq war is a "test from god"
~And, her children are taught to spit on the disabled?

I think she sounds like our new V.P.!

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When I saw that little kid grooming her baby brother, my first thought was "At least somebody has the parental genes in that family!"

That speach had me all kinds of pissed off. For someone who is the most popular governor in the country...why did the country collectively say "Who?"

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Don't forget also how she called out the liberals for being worried about reading everyone their rights. That was pretty awful. Um yeah...last time I checked we all had that right.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 8:16am.
Did anyone notice she was wearing an ALASKA state flag pin and not the US Flag?

Hi Stock, I noticed that pin too, but I didn't think it was the Alaskan flag (AK flag is blue with yellow Big Dipper stars). The pin had a white background with some kind of circle or star in the middle. I couldn't tell what it was, but my friend thought it was the Israeli flag. I didn't think it was that either, but it would make sense, since Israel is her second favorite country after the Republic of Alaska.

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Ugh...my kid gets so messy that no amount of spit can fix it. I have to dip her in a full on bath frequently. As a baby...hmm.. I can't remember - I was kinda Type A back then...I'm sure I had a little bottle of water and kid cloth with me all the time.

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I don't recall a spit bath, I remember my mom always took me to the bathroom to wash whatever stain/dirt I got on my face. Thank goodness. I have a friend who used to wipe her baby's face with her hand and then lick that baby food off her own fingers. If it were boogers, she used to just clean her hands on her shirt or her pants. It still makes me gag to remember!.

I think it's pretty obvious throughout history that a governemnt will NOT make their people happy by letting religion govern too. Religion and politics should be separated, that's the reason why it has been separated today in so many countries. Specially when obviously a country is not made up by people with a single religious belief.

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@El Bastardo Ty at least my day got brighter. If the photo is real or not, there probably is one s on a dead animal somewhere. A moose perhaps?

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Submitted by Manbearpig on September 4, 2008 - 3:40pm.

Everyone in here very likely has had the magic spit bath at some point during your infancy...unless you had the type of mom who left you with shit, food, mud, piss all over your face all day or my favorite, the huge dried snot bubbles crusted so hard over your nostrils that you can't breathe out of them and mom would sit there and look you in the face and never think to take a baby wipe to you.

Oh yes!!! Gallons of sputum! My mum was a big fan of garlic as well! *HAWK*...*SPLAT*...washy washy!!

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Manbear, I got the spit bath every morning on the way to school. She also used the blue snot sucker rubber thingamajig, and I still have nightmares about that, lol.

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Submitted by Gabriela on September 4, 2008 - 10:18am.

I actually heard she's a Dominionist, which means she believes the entire country should be converted to Christianity and we should legislate according to the Bible and the Ten Commandments should be law.

SERIOUSLY.

*braces for the Apocolpse*

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Everyone in here very likely has had the magic spit bath at some point during your infancy...unless you had the type of mom who left you with shit, food, mud, piss all over your face all day or my favorite, the huge dried snot bubbles crusted so hard over your nostrils that you can't breathe out of them and mom would sit there and look you in the face and never think to take a baby wipe to you.

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Submitted by No Words on September 4, 2008 - 10:26am.
Separation of church and state, anyone?

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I'd like some, please--with a side of anti-hypocrisy, thanks.

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Okay, what has turned my stomach are all the Christian singing groups entertaining the delegates at the RNC. I guess it is true...God is a Republican.

Separation of church and state, anyone?

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McCain's 27 flips on issues.

http://www.wegoted.com/news/detail.asp?newsID=268

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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 4, 2008 - 10:17am.
Cadebra1961 ~ I bet thew few minorities the RNC allowed in were paid to be there to clean up the place afterwards.

There. I said it.
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Cadebra1961 ~ I bet thew few minorities the RNC allowed in were paid to be there to clean up the place afterwards.

There. I said it.

I'm P.O. at this whole political McCain crap. These hypocrites need to be called out for what they REALLY are. A bunch of pandering, elitist, war mongering jack asses.

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She purports to speak for God as if an agent of divine authority. She is acting as if we are a theocracy and we're not, or are we? I'm scared.

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“When I ran for city council, I didn’t need focus groups and voter profiles because I knew those voters, and knew their families, too.”

I wonder what God told her to threaten those families with if they didn't vote for her?

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Submitted by letinstar on September 4, 2008 - 10:37am.
so far, this is the only cute thing that happened at the rnc last night...

in the two minutes i could stomach, i thought i was watching a klan rally...yes i said it...

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letinstar, did you not see the handful of blacks, asians and other minorities present at the RNC last night? and where was the burning cross? c'mon it wasn't that racist or inclusive was it?
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When is her spread in "Guns & Ammo Monthly" coming out?

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 4, 2008 - 3:01pm.

"Better have a goat involved....or even some kind of vegetable maybe!!!"

El B: You owe me a Coke. AND a new monitor!

Hahaha-sorry, got rained off work today i'm bored home alone! :o)

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"Better have a goat involved....or even some kind of vegetable maybe!!!"

El B: You owe me a Coke. AND a new monitor!
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Submitted by joanne on September 4, 2008 - 2:46pm.

My bf sent Micheal K a copy, he knows I'm not the brigtest :)

Better have a goat involved....or even some kind of vegetable maybe!!!
ps- I think you are one of the brigtest!!!! :o)

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Here's the snopes article:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/palin.asp

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I'm still NOT voting for you Sarah Palpatine.

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My bf sent Micheal K a copy, he knows I'm not the brigtest :)

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You guys do realize that most of the pics going around of her are surely photoshopped, right?

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 4, 2008 - 9:33am.

Um, they weren't talking about the video. Calm down. They were talking about some pics someone posted a link to, which, btw, were obviously photoshopped.

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For what it's worth, I got an email about our illustrious possible veep earlier today. I didn't want to pass it on until I could verify it was not a hoax, so I went to snopes. They had no info on it, but they did have a pic of her in a stars & stripes bikini holding a gun that was proven to be false.

Even if there is a nekkid pic, you know the GOP will excuse it away.
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so far, this is the only cute thing that happened at the rnc last night...

in the two minutes i could stomach, i thought i was watching a klan rally...yes i said it...
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If this bitch has nekkid pictures out there, I swear to fucking God...

I'm not surprised, though. She WAS in beauty pageants...

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Nekkid pics of the potention VP. Fuckin FABULOUS!

DLIST DRAMA CAFE, here i come!

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Submitted by joanne on September 4, 2008 - 9:31am.
My bf has been e-mailing pictures of Palin all day, he finally found a naked one. Younger days of course. I have no clue how to give you a link.
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NOT photoshopped. I saw it live. And I don't think it was rehearsed. Just a tender moment. Deal with it.

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That video is sort of sweet:)

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My bf has been e-mailing pictures of Palin all day, he finally found a naked one. Younger days of course. I have no clue how to give you a link.

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OMG! Look, I just found out that Sarah Palin made a few appearances on a really funny sitcom a few yrs. ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XLKBZvZ9M8&feature=related

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 4, 2008 - 9:18am.
Maybe she can do fucky fucky negotiations with all the foreign leaders, and strike some good deals.

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For sure--I mean, she's already attempting to set women's lib back 50 years...what's another 100 on top of that?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 4, 2008 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 8:49am.
"Palin stated that the United States sent troops to fight in the Iraq war on a "task that is from God."

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Well, God told me to give Palin an atomic wedgie.

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I didn't watch the speech last night...I was a chickenshit and I knew I would be so angry I would probably stroke out. So I missed this little gem of a moment.

Something tells me it was just like "the Culhanes" from Hee-Haw.

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Palin is also on the cover of vogue all in her photoshopped glory. What happened to America?

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Maybe she can do fucky fucky negotiations with all the foreign leaders, and strike some good deals.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 8:49am.
"Palin stated that the United States sent troops to fight in the Iraq war on a "task that is from God."

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Well, God told me to give Palin an atomic wedgie.

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CUNT!

And that picture can't be real, right? It's photoshopped, right?

*books flight to Amsterdam*

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Submitted by bellaluna on September 4, 2008 - 10:07am.

Here's a good picture of Palin the hooker mom:

http://thepalinreport.wordpress.com/
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Funny:)

I came across this tho:

“When I ran for city council, I didn’t need focus groups and voter profiles because I knew those voters, and knew their families, too.”

So does that mean she doesn't know how to handle focus groups and voter profiles? Is she going to get to know ALL of America now? Seriously - if she was interviewing for a job (which she is) that would come across as "inexperienced".

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