Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!

There were rumors that Brit Brit was going to perform at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Then there were rumors that she wasn't. Then I ate a taco. And now it's confirmed that she is going to open show, but she's not going to perform.

Brit Brit issued a statement to ETOnline: "MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated."

Role?! Doesn't she mean ROLL? Something in the Frapp ain't clean about that. I think London wrote that shit from his basement doghouse.

You know, nothing can top the beautiful disaster from last year. Brit Brit could stroll on stage and make an origami of Chester Cheetah with her snatch and I still wouldn't be impress.

She's probably just going to utter a few wooden jokes about last year and then teeter off backstage. And I'm still going to watch it, because I'm a sucker. I'll make Cheetos Chicken for this special occasion. Click here to get the recipe. It's totally different than Cheeto Chicken Casserole and way more high class. And don't bother with Cheeto Casserole. I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Has she been practicing kissing on her wrist?

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Yeah, really, duh. S'posed to use the back of your hand Brit. Don't judge. I'm lonely.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:11pm.

Has she been practicing kissing on her wrist?

Well, since no mirror's handy and no one would want to touch those Cheeotos-Frapp incrusted face labia ... a wrist will do.

BTW: What F*** was she nominated for? And, why?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:09pm.

*liberally praying to Cheesus*
Cheesus, please let her wear some broke boots, please let her lip sync out of sync, please oh please oh please oh please.....
*also praying for comingback's return with this news*
Thank You Cheesus.

Nominated? For What?

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Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:08pm.

Traaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin wreck..

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:07pm.

I hope she's not going to disappoint us by being clean and lucid. I want a replay of the fat, stoned mess of last year.

Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:06pm.

I could do with a laugh...

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Submitted by waywhiteboyj on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 7:06pm.

"it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours"........MK, I think I am anorexic now. Thanks!!!
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