Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!
There were rumors that Brit Brit was going to perform at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Then there were rumors that she wasn't. Then I ate a taco. And now it's confirmed that she is going to open show, but she's not going to perform.
Brit Brit issued a statement to ETOnline: "MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated."
Role?! Doesn't she mean ROLL? Something in the Frapp ain't clean about that. I think London wrote that shit from his basement doghouse.
You know, nothing can top the beautiful disaster from last year. Brit Brit could stroll on stage and make an origami of Chester Cheetah with her snatch and I still wouldn't be impress.
She's probably just going to utter a few wooden jokes about last year and then teeter off backstage. And I'm still going to watch it, because I'm a sucker. I'll make Cheetos Chicken for this special occasion. Click here to get the recipe. It's totally different than Cheeto Chicken Casserole and way more high class. And don't bother with Cheeto Casserole. I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours.
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I love how she's holding her Rite Aid lipstick. Oh how I long for the days of crazy, dirty, fucked up Britney! Much more entertaining than these days of programmed, sedated, controlled, Stepford Britney
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Who actually wins for Best Video of the Year: the producer, the director, the artist?
The director of BS's video should get a medal for putting up with her crap (in more ways than one)!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:40pm.
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Fine
*breathes deep three times*
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by chica robotica on September 3, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Nominated? She's probably delusional... Does anyone else remember a story about Michael Jackson when he wanted to be named Entertainer of the Century or something like that... and though they told him it wasn't possible, he couldn't wrap his mind around it. So at the ceremony, he walks off with the cake ornament or something. Does anybody remember that story or is it actually me who is delusional?
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Yes! It was Entertainer of the Millenium. See, that was uncomfortable, but funny, and no one seemed to get hurt.
Submitted by Linzee on September 3, 2008 - 7:40pm.
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It's true. She was only on set for a day so they could do headshots. Lazy beyotch.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Fun fact:
Britney has never won a VMA award.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Fuck me! Best Video of the Year for a video she used a body double for?! WTF?!
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Your Majesty, I only report what has been publicly announced at http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2008/video-of-the-year/. Please do not send this messenger to the dungeon. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Fuck me! Best Video of the Year for a video she used a body double for?! WTF?!
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Is that true??? A body double? Jesus, she really does suck at her job.
ummm....
where did everyone go? OMG YOU LEFT ME HERE WITHOUT A RIDE HOME. W.T.F.
Well, praise the Lord an' roast me a possum! Let the train wreck begin!
I've tried prayer, but God doesn't check his voicemail.
Submitted by jim on September 3, 2008 - 7:30pm.
DOES ANYONE STILL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS IDIOT??
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Jim! I've heard about you.. call her a CUNT TWAT WHORE.. for me? would you?
@Island Girl xoxo
She is talentless & unremarkable.I can only hope that she will do something...ANYTHING to piss you off to the point that you no longer post about her MK.Makes me want to find my old Santeria priest from my Miami days to consider appropriate curses.
I'm really glad shes focusing all her attention on getting her kids back...oh wait
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Fuck me! Best Video of the Year for a video she used a body double for?! WTF?!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by Linzee on September 3, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Yes, it went over your head....
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
She should just walk on stage and say "sorry for last year y'all...I'm crazy" and then look all serious so no one know if they should laugh or not, then silently walk off stage. I"m a sucker for inappropriate laughter. BTW,I am sooo trying cheetos chicken.
Is Queen Charisma really Kitty-what's-her-face (the Parasite troll)??? The similarities between their lexicons are striking....
(EDIT = am I missing some sarcasm here? Sorry if so).
So sad that people continue to exploit Shitters for profit, and she keeps letting it happen.
I'll have to come up with a nice Cheeto Tofu dish for the vegetarian hillbilly set.
There is a GOD!!!
Please let this be true! I hope she'll make a bigger ass of herself then she did last year, the gossip world is counting on you Brit!
DOES ANYONE STILL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS IDIOT??
Nominated? She's probably delusional... Does anyone else remember a story about Michael Jackson when he wanted to be named Entertainer of the Century or something like that... and though they told him it wasn't possible, he couldn't wrap his mind around it. So at the ceremony, he walks off with the cake ornament or something. Does anybody remember that story or is it actually me who is delusional?
Must. Watch. This.
Don't know if she'll be able to top last year's stellar performance, but it'll be fun to see her try!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
I had to go MTv's site. Idiot Child has been nominated for Best Video of the Year for "Pieces of Me"! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
oh yeah, so shur. Like I'd be jealous of a chunky blonde, who drinks coffee and eats cheap snacks. I AM HER!!
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
:)
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
I wish she would "sing" at the awards, this year. I want to see her try and top that last trainwreck.
Completely off topic - For all you Baleloonies, I found this online and thought it was funny, so I wanted to share:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=3218624
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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LMAO!!!!
Though, I'm not sure you should admit that out loud....
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 7:21pm.
UR A JELLIS H8ER!!!!
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oh yeah, so shur. Like I'd be jealous of a chunky blonde, who drinks coffee and eats cheap snacks. I AM HER!!
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--------------
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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Yup, and that works for me! Just as long as she gets onstage, exposes her frap bloat and lipsyncs horribly, I'm all for it. If she throws in some Amy style crack shakes, I say give her every damn award in the building!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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WAT DO U MEEN, ILL DIE?!!!!! UR A JELLIS H8ER!!!! UNFITNEY 4 LYFE!!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Queen Charisma--- she did? I think DListers should come up with a "speshul catergory" for her. How about Person Most Likely To Speak With A Foreign Accent?
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Ahhahaaa speakit,
xoxo!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 7:16pm.
BRITNEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE YOUUUUU!!!!
LEEVE HER ALOAN, BICHEZ!
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Stop talking like that or you will DIE!!!!!!
OMG she got NOMINATED? For what? Biggest PopTart Trainwreck? Stupidest Low Budget Video By a Multi-Millionaire Pop Star? Best Live VMA Performance? What could she be nominated for?!?
It's Piece of Me. And STILL. Everyone involved EXCEPT Britney should get a damn medal for making anything at all happen with that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Yes, I'm curious about this "nominated" thing she mentioned, too. I wonder what she was nominated for? Was it the Piece of Me video?
That little red-lipstick kiss-looking mark on her wrist is a tattoo, she's had that tat for a few years. It's definitely a pre-headshaving berzerkorama tattoo.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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She got a viewer's choice nomination or something like that.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
That lip tattoo she has on her wrist always looks like a gnarly skin lesion.
She probably thinks that appearing on the VMA's is the same as being nominated.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Dear Jeebus, Santa and The Great Pumpkin,
I promise to be a good girl if you, in your infinite wisdom(s), see fit to let Britney go off the rails again.
Thanks,
IG
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Don't forget the Tooth Fairy.
Take a quick glimpse at the toothy, Chiclets grin.
Don't stare too much, you could permanently burn your retinas.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by madam s. on September 3, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Double post...
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But I laughed both times. :)
Is that a ringworm on Brits arm? Yuck. Even if it isn't.
BRITNEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE YOUUUUU!!!!
LEEVE HER ALOAN, BICHEZ!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Double post... but I'll take this opportunity to point out that Britney needs to go off of her meds if the the Cheeto Reports are ever to be more spectacularly white trash than the Palin Mooseburger Reports again.
She'll just utter a few unfunny lines and leave. Big fucking deal. I'm so over her.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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You might have better luck with the Great Bumpkin.
madam s. on September 3, 2008 - 7:13pm
And Frapps, Pink Wigs and Chandelier stores oh my!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by madam s. on September 3, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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LOL
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.------------
Dear Jeebus, Santa and The Great Pumpkin,
I promise to be a good girl if you, in your infinite wisdom(s), see fit to let Britney go off the rails again.
Thanks,
IG
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Gas station bathrooms and the paparazzi have also played an important role in her career and yet they're not getting any thanks? Rude.