Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!
There were rumors that Brit Brit was going to perform at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Then there were rumors that she wasn't. Then I ate a taco. And now it's confirmed that she is going to open show, but she's not going to perform.
Brit Brit issued a statement to ETOnline: "MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated."
Role?! Doesn't she mean ROLL? Something in the Frapp ain't clean about that. I think London wrote that shit from his basement doghouse.
You know, nothing can top the beautiful disaster from last year. Brit Brit could stroll on stage and make an origami of Chester Cheetah with her snatch and I still wouldn't be impress.
She's probably just going to utter a few wooden jokes about last year and then teeter off backstage. And I'm still going to watch it, because I'm a sucker. I'll make Cheetos Chicken for this special occasion. Click here to get the recipe. It's totally different than Cheeto Chicken Casserole and way more high class. And don't bother with Cheeto Casserole. I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 1:41am.
Well they kinda did when they sang "Like A Virgin" in 2003 & then Vadge showed up. She can not do that again. No. Some one was trying to start a rumor that Vadge, Unfitney & Xtina were gonna perform together again. *pouts* Vadge is in Rome doing her tour the day before the VMA's so she wont be able to make it.
Still leaves Unfitney.
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:20pm.
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They duetted?! What kind of fuckery?! Where was this? I remember them both presenting an award together back in 2001 or so at the VMAs, but not singing together....ew. I'd throw my damn TV out the window if that happened.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
They should have Wino burst on to the stage for an impromptu duet. that would be ratings gold.
Hey, good to see you by the way angel. I was going to say that but all the background ads are playing havoc with my ADD and I forgot.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours."
So it tastes like baby? Man, and to think I was gonna try the real thing. If I change my mind, I can just stand on Robertson with an OK! Magazine hat on and watch the whores throw their babies at me.
OK, I just hate Spaghetti Cat because everybody else loves him. For what? Sitting in front of spaghetti. Pfft.
angel, Hayley Williams. She'll be performing at the VMAs, so I'll be tuning in for sure. See, on topic. HA!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 3, 2008 - 8:23pm.
I'd rather see Spaghetti Cat on stage than her. And I hate Spaghetti Cat. Yes, HATE. Down with Spaghetti Cat! Vote Louise Robey!
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Yay, Mr. Prez! I don't hate sketti cat but I do love Louise a lot more!
Um...what's Hayley's (sp?) last name again...I've lost her:(
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"...And don't bother with Cheeto Casserole. I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours."
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MK, you say that like it's a bad thing?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I'd rather see Spaghetti Cat on stage than her. And I hate Spaghetti Cat. Yes, HATE. Down with Spaghetti Cat! Vote Louise Robey!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
1. @ Momus the Sarcastic
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 5:01pm.
She can't live without it! Remember, the Matt Lauer interview where he specifically asked her to ditch the gum and adamantly (and petulantly) refused. It's a very rare picture of her that doesn't show gum in her mouth when she has her gaping Chestica smile.
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Well, you know what they say about girls with oral fixations...
and 2.Submitted by senoritame on September 3, 2008 - 7:33pm.
She should just walk on stage and say "sorry for last year y'all...I'm crazy" and then look all serious so no one know if they should laugh or not, then silently walk off stage. I"m a sucker for inappropriate laughter.
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I can't tell you how much I wish you were running the VMA's right now.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 1:13am.
That would be funny if they duetted,lol!
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Noooooo! It was bad enough in 2003! No, she can't do that to us, she's cant!
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 8:10pm.
OFF-TOPIC:
Somehow this enhances neither the maculinity nor the fuckability of David Spade:
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No it doesn't. But... just last night I was watching my Beavis and Butthead DVDs.. does anyone remember the ep. where David voices the guy who teaches manners? That shit be funny.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:11pm.
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That would be funny if they duetted,lol!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Hey Unfitney, you may get to open the show, but Christina will OWN the show, when she performs her new single!
~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~
*hide
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 3, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Makes me want to find my old Santeria priest from my Miami days to consider appropriate curses.
Ruh roh...run and hid MK.
On the first 48 they had a cause were a Dr. (who ended up murdered) was really into that...the detective was explaining what different curses this guy had put on some other guy that didn't return his "affection"...(basically gay dude went after straight dude)
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Somehow this enhances neither the maculinity nor the fuckability of David Spade:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20223260,00.html?xid=rss-tophead...
Bandstand's been off since 1989 and Soul Train was still on as of 2006.
Midnight Special, now that is OFF the air.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 8:06pm.
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LOL, I do remember that! There's hope for us yet, folks!! :D
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 8:05pm.
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*pulls cheeto out of cooch*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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Much better! *motorboats you*
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 5:01pm.
She can't live without it! Remember, the Matt Lauer interview where he specifically asked her to ditch the gum and adamantly (and petulantly) refused. It's a very rare picture of her that doesn't show gum in her mouth when she has her gaping Chestica smile.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I sort of forgot she even existed. You're slacking, Brit. Go attack another SUV or something.
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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You're right. Maybe it should be called "People Who Are No Longer Or Never Were Relevant That Speak With A Foreign Accent".
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 8:03pm.
speakit, hush your mouth!
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OH okay sorry, temporary lapse of snarkity.. FUKKING BITCH PROLLY USES CHEETOS AS TAMPONS
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 7:49pm.
MTV is about as relevant as a princess dial phone or an abacus. Shitney may as well be on American Bandstand.
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Appropriately awesome! ( uh....Bandstand is off the air? Soul Train to?!)
speakit, hush your mouth!
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by islandgirl on September 3, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Queen Charisma--- she did? I think DListers should come up with a "speshul catergory" for her. How about Person Most Likely To Speak With A Foreign Accent?
Doesn't Madonna have that Foreign Accent thing covered?
I'm gonna be serious for a sec... Know what's sad? I bet if you met Brit in real life, she's really sweet. I bet someday she'll regret not fighting for her kids. She's just fukked up.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 8:00pm.
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Don't tease me! Do you really think she'll have the gum?! :D
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I love crazyBritney! normalBritney! is boring and I'll be very disappointed if she uses coherent sentences at the VMAs. I need faux English babble and Dr. Seuss haiku's, dammit!
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How will be able to tell if her sentences are coherent through the gum chomping?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The tattoo DOES look like a bad case of ringworm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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;-) Did the fact that I'm royalty give it away?
On topic: I love crazyBritney! normalBritney! is boring and I'll be very disappointed if she uses coherent sentences at the VMAs. I need faux English babble and Dr. Seuss haiku's, dammit!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
If you're gonna get a tattoo of lips, they should be adult size, and why on the wrist?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Ringworm would be a pleasant disease to watch Britney get, though.
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Not for the ringworm.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by gdubs on September 3, 2008 - 6:51pm.
does anyone notice (i cant be bothered to read all the comments) that she has a severe case of ringworm on her wrist??
I think that's her "lips" tattoo. Klassy, no?
tomato tamahto.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 5:50pm.
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Be honest. You really just hid the princess phone, didn't you?
gdubs: Much as I would like for you to be correct, that is a tattoo. Ringworm would be a pleasant disease to watch Britney get, though.
Submitted by pitseleh on September 3, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I know MK needs to pay bills like the rest of us, but that fucking background ad has to be the most annoying thing I've seen in a long time.
Sort of ruins the whole site
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Reminds me of Perez Hilton's site without the vomitaceous pink. And, just as annoying.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I gotta be careful Jim. I know you're Mrs. K man and I just can't be wooed by your charms..
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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That, and they'd have to deal with these no talent hacks with egos the size of Texas. At least with actors they actually have to DO something, like walk and talk at the same time. "Singers" (again, that's a loose term) lip sync in their videos - yeah, that's really difficult.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by gdubs on September 3, 2008 - 6:51pm.
does anyone notice (i cant be bothered to read all the comments) that she has a severe case of ringworm on her wrist??
I think that's her "lips" tattoo. Klassy, no?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by jim on September 3, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Jim, we can't "hear" you. Can you "speak" a bit louder ... like in "bold"? Thanks.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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does anyone notice (i cant be bothered to read all the comments) that she has a severe case of ringworm on her wrist??
I know MK needs to pay bills like the rest of us, but that fucking background ad has to be the most annoying thing I've seen in a long time.
Sort of ruins the whole site
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All Things Must Pass
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 3, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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*hides my abacus in the toilet*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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The "artist" (I use that term loosely for the cretins who are nominated in this category) wins. This is bullshit! Shitters didn't even DO anything! Her fucking stunt double should get the award!
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That's not fair. The other awards (Oscar, Emmy, Tony, Obie) give the Best (Picture, Show, Play) to the producer and/or director. No wonder talented directors and producers shy away from videos.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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MTV is about as relevant as a princess dial phone or an abacus. Shitney may as well be on American Bandstand.
Submitted by jim on September 3, 2008 - 6:47pm.
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Once again, the voice of reason. :)
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
DON'T FUCKING WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS STUPID SHOW OR THE SHITTY ARTISTS THEY HAVE PERFORM AND HOSTED BY SOME FUCK I NEVER HEARD OF WHO LOOKS LIKE HE WAS IN THE FUCKING BAND WINGER!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 3, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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The "artist" (I use that term loosely for the cretins who are nominated in this category) wins. This is bullshit! Shitters didn't even DO anything! Her fucking stunt double should get the award!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Please, Your Majesty! Mercy!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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