Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!

sandybitch - ask your dentist for a T3 as soon as you get there. They keep some on hand. I love T3's but hate them - terrible nightmares and rabbit poopies.

I always apologize before I sit down and tell them what I've eaten. I figure it's less gross if it's not a surprise and they can identify it.

I love shredded coconut in my hot cereal in the morning - total bitch to get it all out for the dentist.

Go for the mashed potato patties - very kind to teeth, and tummy.

I bike all year too. Aren't we special?

I find it's the shit on the side of roadways that gives me the most flats. I see it but can't avoid it without swerving into traffic. grrr ffing cars. I used to spend so much time staring at the gutters/bike lane (hah) that i'd count the change I'd see each day. Saw over 3$ a few times.

The kevlar makes for a bumpier ride, but you get used to it. Also - you can get reinforced tubes. That combination has stood me in good stead. Haven't had a flat in 3 years. (half dedicated bike lanes/ half road)

Lucky for me there's a bike shop with a van that will pick up people with bike troubles - no charge. They'll go quite a distance too.

@Sandbitch:

T3s worked for me (I had four impacted and infected wisdom teeth - that's what you get for leaving home at 15). And cold compresses. Doesn't anyone love Tylenol and Codeine anymore?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 3, 2008 - 10:46pm.
And Speakit, I have registered for the forum but haven't popped in yet because peeps reckon that it's haunted.

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I don't know about haunted but from the outside it looks like a ghost town.

@ Angel & TITS on September 4, 2008 - 12:28pm.

Hey Sandbitch,

Eating fried mashed potato patties dipped in breadcrumbs, with sausages and sour cream.

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Ta, now I'm craving that as well.

I would so suck a cow through a straw right now I'm so famished, fuck the pain, but I'm being considerate to my dentist. I'm afraid he might find a sausage in my mouth and gag and I'm not taking any chances, he gag I gag. Tell you what though, I'm definitely hitting him up for some Vicodin. Can dentists give out Oxycontin? I'd like to try that as well.

And Speakit, I have registered for the forum but haven't popped in yet because peeps reckon that it's haunted. Maybe when I get back from the dentist I'll check it out coz I ain't afraid of no ghosts. These ads though, now they're really creeping me out.

And I keep hearing about Yahoo too but this computer hates Yahoo just like the other one. Honestly, I don't know how people do it.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by aquarius on September 3, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I'm ascairt of the forum

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LMAO

I'm ascairt of the forum but I only have Windows Live Messenger... boo.

Submitted by TITS on September 3, 2008 - 10:34pm.

angel_i try the tires with kevlar lining (the bullet proof stuff).
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Ha! Thanks:) Good idea - I ride about that every day too and in the winter, which is what really kills them. Actually opted for some kinda strip that fits inside to reinforce them. And I promised to bring it inside everyday, especially when it's freezing out.

I hate flats too! Last year I rode over carpet tacks three times in 2 months! Carpet tacks - WTF??? This year I got hit that many times in 2 months (not hard - I'm good like that;)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 9:32pm.

haha-- there should be homework assignments for the night people who like this blog.

cooking a cheeto casserole and sending in a picture of it, for example.

i'm just going to treat my boredom by taking a shower and going to sleep.

toodles!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Speakit, many people do go to the Forum, but not me. A few of us have Myspaces and Yahoo Messenger, so we chat there.

Britney's wrist tattoo is very ugly.

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Can't get into the forum for some reason - too lazy to figure out why.

Watching Eddie in definite article instead. Dear Dog I love that orange jacket.

angel_i try the tires with kevlar lining (the bullet proof stuff).

They'll last longer and you'll be far less likely to get flats.

I ride about 2 hours a day and only replace my tires every year or so. And that's mostly as a precaution - i HATE flats.

They've totally booked Amy Winehouse to sing her "alternative version" of the Quantum of Solace song.

As long as they tell her the awards start at 4 in the afternoon and make sure they serve plenty of ketamine-laced popsicles in the green room, she should get there on time and be on top of her game.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by boomsy on September 3, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Anyone else bored?

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Yes.

Have any of you or do any of you go to the forum?

Hey everyone!

No Britney, just no.
Just get your shit together.
Watch, the stupid audience at the Awards will give her a standing ovation, or something ridiculous like that...because she's come back from "mental illness".

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ON_TOPIC -

I love how, at least, once every time you can see her wrist someone asks if she has ringworm or something. You know you got the right tattoo when everyone keeps mistaking it for a disease or a parasite.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Mr. President on September 3, 2008 - 10:28pm.

Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:20pm.

Oh wait, I get it now. HAHA. Yes, I'm slow.
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LOL! I thought you were joking!

PS. I missed it. Damn!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

EW if she's so talented why does her wrist look like she tried to put a cigarette out on it? She looks like a robot saying hi in this pic. AS for the VMA, 25 years of shit...geez....it's video music awards, I'm shocked they're still going this long, as MTV doesn't even play fucking videos anymore. So what's the point?!

Your face!

Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:20pm.

Oh wait, I get it now. HAHA. Yes, I'm slow.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Hey Sandbitch,

Eating fried mashed potato patties dipped in breadcrumbs, with sausages and sour cream.

easy peasey to make and toof friendly.

filling too.

@Sandbitch:

O booboo! Tooth pain sucks ass. It really does - even if it IS in your face. I'm sorry to hear that. On the upside - you can call it fasting. The only thing I noticed about tooth pain tho is that praying makes it worse - so skip that part.

Can you drink a protein shake or something through a straw?

Feel better, babe.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I'm afraid I can't help you there, angel. If it's not on NESN or ESPN, I probably haven't seen it.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

This is definitely on topic because MK has made many references to food.

So, I'm really really hungry and I'm in pain. I have a dentist appt in 4 hours. I had an appt yesterday at 2.30. I rang at 2.15 to see if the dentist was on time only to find out that my appt was at 12.30. Nooooooo! The dentist lady said they don't ever give out 2.30 appointments because cunts don't show up - tooth hurty, get it? But I wasn't being funny, I really have a toof hurty and wrote the time down wrong!

Toof bad. I have to wait until today. Now I haven't eaten now for over 24 hours. Aaaaargh.

Hey! Does anyone know when Top Design is premiering?

I'm afraid I'll miss it.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Ah kaynt wait!

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

That lipstick shade looks fetching on her.
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People are crazy and times are strange.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:49pm.
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Why do insist on giving me these horrible visuals? LOL...cheesus that was a scary thought. Now I have to go drown myself in Ed/Chuck Bass videos to cleanse my mind and calm my stomach......

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Wonder if she'll bring Adnan as her date. If so, there's going to be enough grease drippings on that red carpet to have some slip-and-slide fun.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by mb00 on September 4, 2008 - 2:32am.

Why is everybody hating on Britney in here?
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Do you want a list? It'll be long, but could russle up a pretty good list. The problem is, where do you start?
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I feel kinda bad for her.
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Why?
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You all know She ain't right in the head, give the chick a brake.
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Maybe if she jumped of a cliff, I would. Until then....

"she ain't right in the head" so what? That's no excuse for being a drugged up whore.

Sure she's as talented as a hang nail, but she still deserves a brake.
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What she deserves is to be put out of her misery. & soon.

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@QueenCharisma

;0)!
I'm sure he joined in too... Eww, not i'm grossing myself out! lol

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~

Anyone else bored?

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

That pic says:

Hi...I'm Amber Louise from the great state of Alabama.......

So much for her "acting" career.

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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K

Submitted by shoe addict on September 3, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 3, 2008 - 9:37pm.

LOL. Well gosh darnit I"ll be southern fried SPAM in a tub full of lard if any of those spears ain't certified legally, motionally, spirichally n all the above bat shit crazy enuf. Dem po chilrens......

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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K

Well, udder a few jokes, anyway.

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Submitted by shoe addict on September 3, 2008 - 9:32pm.

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I meant more of the fought emotionally and spiritually, like put her kids first and got her shit together, not legally. LOL

PS. OFF-TOPIC: I took my bike in for maintenance the other day and I asked my guy: Do you think I could get my tires to last a little longer this year if I throw some money at them?"

He threw a loonie (Canadian dollar coin)at my bike and looked at me: "People always say that but no matter how hard I throw it, it never does anything." LOL

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:25pm.
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Ew!!!! Damn you! LOL

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:29pm.
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I know, right? Like he didn't already know this girl rolls around in the bush.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Submitted by shoe addict on September 3, 2008 - 9:30pm.

I bet someday she'll regret not fighting for her kids. She's just fukked up.

-she fought for her kids, ~1 million dollars worth.
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Ssssssssorta fought for her kids.

She spent the money and wailed away in her lawyers offices (at first) often enough. But then she refused to show up all the time. Pet peeve: people think throwing money at things is the same as making an effort. It never is.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I bet someday she'll regret not fighting for her kids. She's just fukked up.

-Response: she fought for her kids, ~1 million dollars worth. She lost the battle cuz bitch is certified bat shit crazy. So crazy I'm sure her doctors testified or threatened to in favor of kfed. She is under conservatorship means she can;t be responsible enough to sign her credit card receipt, why would any judge in his right mind give her kids? Apparently no amount of money in the world would overcome that level of crazy!!!
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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K

Shame on you MK, you know Cheetos are full of carbs.

Why is everybody hating on Britney in here? I feel kinda bad for her. You all know She ain't right in the head, give the chick a brake. Sure she's as talented as a hang nail, but she still deserves a brake.

www.myspace.com/raul_rules

Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 4, 2008 - 2:15am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:09pm.
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Actually, it was because those asshats running MTV cut to Justin Timberlake during Christina's kiss. I was so pissed! She was the only damn interesting part of that disaster.

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That too. Grrr. Like anyone cares/ed what he thinks.

~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~

How Unfitney sees herself -
http://www.gobritney.com/album174/britney-spears-174-48405.html

How she REALLY looks (NSFW)
http://www.akobbw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/11.jpg

~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.--------------

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 9:09pm.
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Actually, it was because those asshats running MTV cut to Justin Timberlake during Christina's kiss. I was so pissed! She was the only damn interesting part of that disaster.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

@ QueenCharisma
...and all because Unfitney snogged Vadge.
*crosses fingers & toes* God I hope so!

~♥~Christina Aguilera new single 8th Sep 2008~♥~

SLUTney should just give up on her dream of being a "pop star"; her voice is a joke, and she's not even close to being entertaining. She should stick to doing what she does best...

1) Parading her snatch in the open, for all to see
2) Ignoring her kids
3) Drinking & drugging to extreme excess
4) Slutting it up with any guy that doesn't vomit at the sight of her.
5) Acting like a total dumbass

Check out that picture; fat little piggy with polyester hair weave, fake tan, overwhitened teeth & braindead look. She should give cunny onstage to that old skank, maWHOREa. It's the only thing left to do that she hasn't done in public yet. Knowing what a media whore this dumbass is, you better believe it's coming soon...

PS. @Mr. Pres...

I'm really into that breathy, incomprehensible passing out duet idea for Brit and Amy tho. I would say the VMA's still "had it" if they did that!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I'd just like to say.. it's really scary that it's been almost a year since the last VMA's.

Submitted by Mr. President on September 3, 2008 - 8:36pm.

They should have Wino burst on to the stage for an impromptu duet. that would be ratings gold.

Hey, good to see you by the way angel. I was going to say that but all the background ads are playing havoc with my ADD and I forgot.
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It's good to see you too:) You've been busy lately. I guess all these bitches tryna take your job must mean a lot of work for you!

And yes - I may have had more love for Sketti Cat had she actually eaten some damn Sketti! Yeesh. Actually, that's the award right there.

Most Useless Entertainer in a Video of the Year Award...and the nominees are....

For Gimme More - Britney Spears!
For Show Stopper - P. Diddy!
and For the Soup Bloopers - Spaghetti Cat!

....and the wiener is!....

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 3, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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Damn, I (like most of the country) forgot Chris was in that mess of a performance, lol.

Don't fret - Christina wouldn't get near this chick even in a hazmat suit.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0