Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!
There were rumors that Brit Brit was going to perform at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Then there were rumors that she wasn't. Then I ate a taco. And now it's confirmed that she is going to open show, but she's not going to perform.
Brit Brit issued a statement to ETOnline: "MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs? I'm excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated."
Role?! Doesn't she mean ROLL? Something in the Frapp ain't clean about that. I think London wrote that shit from his basement doghouse.
You know, nothing can top the beautiful disaster from last year. Brit Brit could stroll on stage and make an origami of Chester Cheetah with her snatch and I still wouldn't be impress.
She's probably just going to utter a few wooden jokes about last year and then teeter off backstage. And I'm still going to watch it, because I'm a sucker. I'll make Cheetos Chicken for this special occasion. Click here to get the recipe. It's totally different than Cheeto Chicken Casserole and way more high class. And don't bother with Cheeto Casserole. I made that shit and it tasted like dirty dick after marinating in filthy vagina juices for a couple of hours.
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Britney need to be taking care of her children and forget abouut ur pop days. ur carrer is over. she has no talent maybe she should go to c what talent is when christina bring the house down. This girl has no shame what so ever which is sickning. after all the ways she has disgrace herself to the world all of them in that aurdience have seen ur private parts on the net and know u are a horrible mom she is still going to show her face. She got to be on tons of meds because no normal person will do that without a guilt.
I guess MTV hasn't learned their lesson. Instead of showing up on stage drunk and high, she will be sedated and monotone with blank expression.
I can't wait to watch the VMAs if Shitney performs, it'll be must-see-TV! And how!
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Can she just go away already. I think she is the most overrated entertainer/singer/whateverthefuksheis and I really dont want to see her anymore nor do I desire to have her pollute the airwaves with her shitious product that she calls 'music'. Who watches the VMA's? Let me rephrase that who the fuck still watches MTV? Shit hasnt been good since the early 90s.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.--------------
..still missing the crazy ass Brit Brit.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Nice ringworm on your wrist there, Britney.
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Either I am drunk....yea I am...but are those fucking BRAVO ads gone? I HOPE SO.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 4, 2008 - 8:37am.
Lov!Whats with the ring worm looking nastiness on her wrist?If thats her tat it looks awful.
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It is a tattoo, it's meant to be a pair of lips.
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MTV shows music videos? Since when?!
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Love her,I wish she would sing,she may not be hot anymore but I would def do her!Whats with the ring worm looking nastiness on her wrist?If thats her tat it looks awful.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
According to The Sun newspaper in the UK
"BRITNEY SPEARS began boozing aged 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15, according to a shocking tell-all book by her mum.
Wild child Britney allegedly first hit the bottle after joining Disney’s squeaky-clean Mickey Mouse Club.
Mum LYNNE claims 14-year-old Britney then had sex with an 18-year-old high school footballer soon after she quit the TV show.
And she had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.
The sensational revelations were leaked last night ahead of publication of Lynne’s memoir, titled "Through the Storm".
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Sounds like a load of bollocks.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 4, 2008 - 4:32pm.
I heard Jamie Lynn sent a note and $60 worth of burp pads to Bristol because she can "relate to what she's going through".
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Relate to what she's going through? That would be mum and dad's cash wouldn't it? Where else is she going to get $60, she's never had a job!
Even though the comeback makeover can't hide the damage she's done, I'm still happier to be dealing with Spears rather than the Palin clan.
Though I heard Jamie Lynn sent a note and $60 worth of burp pads to Bristol because she can "relate to what she's going through".
@ Senoritame - "She should just walk on stage and say "sorry for last year y'all...I'm crazy" and then look all serious so no one know if they should laugh or not, then silently walk off stage. I"m a sucker for inappropriate laughter."
Awesomeness! So am I. And that'd be the best scenario EVer, if Brit did that and the networks let it run.
I love that crazy bitch, can't help myself, always have, always will...
Can I have the number of that papi chulo in the american apparel ad on the right there ---->
the one with the little fag laying on top of him.
Anyway...
Well put Kip. Britshit never had any talent. She sucks and her songs are horrible. I never even thought she was that hot anyway and she wasn't a great dancer. She looked like a pretty good dancer for an amateur.
Britney has never been talented. NEVER. The only thing that she has ever been good at is dancing and looking as hot and sexy as hell. She can no longer do either of the last two things so there's really no point in ever hoping for her to ever have a "comeback".
Even with her "weight loss", she still is garbage and totally unattractive in every way to everyone.
I went to look at that recipe and I almost threw up a little
What's even better is the people who have tried it love it lol
BTW
Dear America
You really need to start choosing more wisely.
Just because you see it on tv doesn't make it good.
The fact that Britney still has anything to come back to when she never was good to begin with means that someone else that is brilliant is being kept back from living their life.
The only thing Britney should be doing is sitting on her ass enjoying the money she duped you all out of.
The fact that you only see the same people doesn't mean they are the best in the world it means they(or the companies that signed them) are paying to stay there because they wouldn't be there if they didn't.
Don't be so damn lazy we are the only country in the world that doesn't speak multiple languages and so forth. Go find a good artist and try buying their music you might find yourself learning something instead of buying this crap that allows you to sing along. If you aren't a singer and you can sing the songs then the artist is Sh*t
YA dig
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---I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Grew up in Toronto, got my first car there so not much biking. Did some in Oakville/Burlington which was pretty tame.
Roger that on rain gear - but goddamm it's expensive. I can't allow myself to buy anything over $100 or I lose it. Sometimes within days. Had to put idiot string on my gloves - which was brilliant. Best thing I ever got was a pair of water proof bike booties - the velcro deal - they seem stupid, but are wonderful.
Big chuckles on the snow in bike lane.
Doesn't the black ice freak you out? Only time I ever fell was due to black ice.
Miss on average 3 days of biking a year due to snow and ice. No plows here... well there is the ONE. It's not so much because of the snow and ice, but due to the frightened brain dead drivers. "SNOW!!! AACK!!! BRAKE!!!". sigh. Last snow saw a drunk on a bike in a kilt, bare legs w/ knee socks.
You're up late!! Off to get a hot choc - very chilly here.
Maybe the tat is representing her No No Hole. Looks like it!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
CHEETOS CHICKEN???!!
Why did nobody inform me this recipe was available earlier????
I will be making Frapp infused chocolates for afters.....
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Is that a ringworm on her wrist?
Oooh...typing DOES make me sleepy.
Ok - I'm off for real now, SOO sleepy.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.--------------
PS..Night QC who I dint' say "hi" to all day but have been reading with joy:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That horrible "lips" tattoo appears to be covering up scars left behind from a failed suicide attempt or cutting episode. Ack. Get well, Britney.
@TITS:
I'm in the TDot. And really, it doesn't snow until the end of December really ...most days are pretty dry and I usually have to take February clean off - snow banks. (i had a friend from Norway (i think?) once who commented: How bizarre - back home they shovel the snow OUT of the bike lanes not IN to them!)
But riding in Vancouver is what made me. I'm faster than almost anyone here and the hills now look like bumps in the road. Hard riding, that was. And I know what you mean - it's SO SOGGY there! I was totally not prepared for how it feels to be soggy every damn day. I still have good rain gear now because of that.
Riding in deeper snow is just annoying tho...and it took me a while but I realized that riding in hard weather every day can lead to stress! LOL! Seriously tho, it makes me tired like swimming can...
I miss the West - it's so lovely, but culturally, I really belong here (or somewhere else perhaps).
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If you bike all year in Canada you'll get a kick out of this site: http://www.icebike.org/
I'd love to do that. Was up in the NWT and checked out a bike shop (got some neat winter stuff) - they have STUDDED tires for the snow and ice. Broodle.
Mind you... they use gravel (big chunks, not sandy stuff) on the roads up there and only plow every now and then - and never plowed down to the pavement. You'd have to be drunk, poor or stupid to ride in the dark on gravel on top of snow, but I'd like to try it once heheheh
Good night Queen! I'd send you an extra pair of some sort of protective eyewear, but I'm not sure if it would make it there on time! Stay safe!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
And one technology we can all be grateful that it hasn't been possible to create is the infamous Smell-O-Vision! You'd never get the smell of Brit's carpet out of your carpet and curtains. I also thought we'd have flying cars by now, but judging by what most of us see on any given day of driving, it's also another good thing that this hasn't happened either! The thought of a flying lawn crew truck with a bunch of people who don't quite comprehend English street/air signs terrifies me to the bone. Yes, technology can sometimes be a very bad thing.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Yes. West coaster now.
Stupidest bike thing I ever did was ride in the snow when I was living in Ottawa. Thought it was great at the time, just me and the x-country skiers on the trails... lalalala.... hey where did that HUGE pothole go?... lalallala ... hmm... i wonder... just WHAT is under the snow?
Seriously I thought that if I fell, I could just decide to floomp into a snow bank and thereby not get hurt.
Biking in the rain in BC is more fun. Gave up one year and went to canadian tire to gear up - galoshes, and yellow waders.
I'd wager you're in TO or perhaps montreal? Do you ride in snow and ice?
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 3, 2008 - 11:49pm.
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I'll head to the store tomorrow ;-)
Now I'm off to continue reading some Buffyverse erotica. Night sluts!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
One more - did y'all see that Jolie-Pitt twin spread yet? I hadn't until just now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOV7oxZCvE
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Also OFF-TOPIC:
I'm watching Uma with some kinda English accent - and she sounds Indian. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@TITS:
Hey - how'd you know I'd come back!
Actually, we only have those racks on like one bus or some shit. Otherwise we can take them inside. Not all buses can accommodate but the streetcars work.
I get my work done SUPER cheap tho...a lot of energy exchange going on (I'm a bartering kinda girlie)....I wonder, tho...I'm gonna look and see if we have someone like that here...
Are you Canadian?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Queen C. very dark tinted ski goggles might work if you don't have access to welding supplies. You might still risk some damage though.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 3, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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OMG, I didn't think of that! LOL, thanks for the tip....I'll be watching this show with my hands over my eyes, peeking every so often.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I saw that letinstar. Greeeaat.
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Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule
david spade is daddy according to people.com...palin speech and now this...i'm going to bed...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
back to bike chat.
It's VERY awesome. I tell all cyclists in the area about that shop. If someone comes in the rain and the dark to pick you up for free that earns a lot of goodwill purchases. (and we do spend a far bit on bibs and bobs eh?)
They have the contract to service the local piggies on bikes and need to have the van to pick up their bikes for servicing. Ask if your bike shop offers this service - they might not even be aware that this is a market to tap.
I've lived in a few cities that had mobile bike shops (a van) that came to you house to fix your bikes. They'd likely make roadside service calls.
Don't you get tense when your bike is on a rack in front of a bus. Every bump, every rattle I seize up from picturing my precious flinging through the air into traffic.
Thanks Queen! If if watch, and I doubt I will, I will be wearing a welding hood with extra dark lenses just in case my remote is sluggish and she starts ripping clothing off! I recommend others do the same! Being fore warned and prepared is a smart thing to do! It's always smart to protect your vision in such hazardous situations! I just don't think the remaining rods and cones comprising the visual make up of my eyes could take another cooter flashing session again! I just do not trust these chimpanzees that make up the so called censors on the MTV team! It's all about ratings after all.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Oh, we're on topic now are we?
I find that I watch her with the endless hope that she won't screw up. I think this is based upon her doing one or two things well in the past.
She does that dancing/running thing well.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 3, 2008 - 11:16pm.
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LMFAO!!! Best fucking comment of the night.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
After they get done with the large and very brave team of decontamination/hairstylists/scrubbers, they will then bring in the talented marionettes and computer special effects wizards to make her appear as a functioning human being. They will also have a veterinary anesthesiologist named Kim Vo sedate her weave, because they certainly won't want it to act up and make a scene under its' own power. The local psyche wards, police, and fire will be there in the hundreds to ensure that she doesn't have a break down because someone left the brown M&Ms in the bowls or some similarly devastating faux pas. The people who are under the greatest risk are the tranq gun and gurney strap down teams. One mis-shot dart could mean her rampaging like Rampage Jackson! All in all, there could be close to a thousand people lurking near by just waiting for to bust a mental nut! The city of LA and the state of California will certainly be on High Alert on Sunday!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Yay! Go Britney! I'll make Cheetos Chicken too! This is a special moment!
Bad makeup. Cool tones on a tan. Not good. Her partying is showing up on her face big time. She's in her 20's and already has puppet lines.
"Night speakit - et bitchez!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
'Night
Double post...
UM...Britney is a useless ho...?
That's on topic right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TITS on September 3, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Lucky for me there's a bike shop with a van that will pick up people with bike troubles - no charge. They'll go quite a distance too.
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Wow. That's AWESOME! I've been riding a LOT of years, I can't tell you how many times I got stuck carrying my bike home on my back. (we do have Transit we can use but not at rush hour, which is actually twice a day for 3 1/2 hours each).
More and more riders out there - used to be I was the only one for miles...now I gotta play games with these people who create traffic! of all things! Yeesh. On the upside - motorists now realize I'm out there:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork