JLo Is Crazy
JLo queefs about being knocked up with the Dragon Tales twins in the October issue of Elle magazine. JLo said that she was "selfish" for the first time in her whole fucking life while she was pregnant. Yeah, this shit is going to write itself.
JLo spent the first part of her pregnancy on tour with Skeletor. When the tour ended she was ready to be taken care of. She said: "I said, 'I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour – now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I'm not cooking, then I'm picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I'm just going to be a little bit selfish. I don’t know if I'm going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don't want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.'"
Who wrote that shit for her? Danielle Steele? Seriously, how were these fake words able to pass through her lips? This is straight up fuckery.
She went on to spew even more cheese about the moment she found out about her pregnancy: "I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little ... flourish. My makeup artist said 'What’s the matter?' I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”
The only thing missing from this shit is a Celine Dion song playing in the background. JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
And to stop off this queso fiesta, JLo confessed that she had some nude pictures taken of herself two weeks before she gave birth. "I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?... I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it."
Marc was in a nightmare, not a dream. And by the power of Chicken Cutlets, may these nekkid pictures of a knocked up JLo never see the light outside of her boudoir. Never!
Here's a few more pictures of JLo with Michael Kors, Georgina Chapman and Donatella Versace. Donatella kind of looks like Skeletor with a dime store wig.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 4, 2008 - 1:06am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 12:31am.
Xplnyrslf:
I woke up just for you!
Um...I was working out today - I don't go to the gym anymore tho - I do a mixture of aerobics(skipping), yoga and calisthenics. You don't even want to begin comparing her arms to mine - I love to be strong....
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Are you vegetarian? I don't see meat in that equation.
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I tried that and, true, I was leaner. But I just don't eat a LOT of meat - and I almost always eat it with legumes. But I used to lift weights...so I built a lot up then. You'd be surprised how strong yoga can make you - lots of isometrics.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Chola is a term used to describe someone who is low class you idiot. it has nothing to do with race or ethnicity whatsoever. go read a book moron!
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selfish for the FIRST time?? i am speechless, i cant even comment on this disgusting b.s.
who the hell does she think she is fooling? aarrrgghhh!! utter disgust & disbelief.
Submitted by gucci on September 3, 2008 - 10:12pm.
"GO THE HELL AWAY CHOLA SKANK!"
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And I'm a racist? Seems to me you like to pick and choose your morality!!!
Submitted by gucci on September 4, 2008 - 12:18am.
Eddie Van Hilton:
your comment was just fine right up until you called her a dirty PR whore. you've been reported.
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Why thank you. You little SNITCH!
Sheeps, exactly. Her I like because she's HONEST. She doesn't pretend to be a chaste earth-mother type.
Submitted by yoly on September 4, 2008 - 8:02am.
Selfish for the first time huh? what about all them nasty furs she owns. Her closet probably looks like a pet cemetery. Remember when she bragged about the fur wraps given to her as gifts for her babies? Sick and Selfish!!!! I'm not buying her story either. Go away already
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Hear, hear!! May J-low and all the fur-tards burn in hell!
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That airbrushing job is fuckin atrocious. Say what you want about her but I will give her this, for the most part her style is SICK. And it looks effortless when she rocks it unlike all these others hoes who cant rock shit. She wears her clothes they dont wear her, thats what separates style from desperation.
look how selfless she is: http://jlodown.com/
Submitted by dementa on September 4, 2008 - 5:13am.
Very true. Joan Collins?
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Quicker than his own shadow.
Someone is not going quietly into that career night. She really can't accept that her public image officially peaked when she was shagging Ben Small-as-a-fleck.
You know, I wouldn't mind her being a nasty vulgar diva whore so much if she didn't pretend she's this selfless loving spiritual earth-mother type who just happens to wear animal-skin pajamas. Mad Madge is the same way. Nasty whorish divas just aren't nearly as offensive if they're honest about it, rather than trying to convince the public otherwise.
Selfish for the first time huh? what about all them nasty furs she owns. Her closet probably looks like a pet cemetery. Remember when she bragged about the fur wraps given to her as gifts for her babies? Sick and Selfish!!!! I'm not buying her story either. Go away already.
Yet she still found the time to get herself a new nose and lips. Now THAT says 'Superwoman'
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?----------
aww. she wanted to build her nest JLo's way. She probably went out and personally ripped the heads off the furry little animals, skinned them and stitched thier soft pelts together for twin baby fur coats.
I hate this talentless burrito. Next time wear your 20" inch heels getting out of the helicopter.
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That cover looks sooo weird!!! And I almost peed laughing when I read "for the FIRST time I'm going to be selfish" crap!! This is the same woman who, I'll never forget this cause I'm from the Bronx, 2 weeks after 9/11 goes on a honeymoon in Italy with Chris Judd and parties like it's 1999, while one of the most devestating things to happen to this country since Pearl Harbor is going on and then has a PRESS CONFRENCE to announce she plans to give $200,000!! She's spent more money on cars. Yeah she's a real Mother Theresa. It must be really interesting to be that narcassitic and deluded in lala land. Lopez doesn't need to run a triathalon she needs a therapist who wants the biggest challenge of his career to help her figure out what made her so selfish and full of shit.
Barf
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She hasn't had a song in the charts since......?
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
mk should have titled this "JLO is lazy-not JLO is crazy".
I want to see her and Kim Kardashian in a ass shake down.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Pardon me for the lack of educated commentary, Ive had a bit to drink. Plus jLO sucks so badly, she doesnt deserve educated shit.
so BOOO!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 12:31am.
Xplnyrslf:
But this is her on what's got to be about the same day, if not later than that shoot:
http://www.popcrunch.com/jennifer-lopez-good-morning-america-video-augus...
Wellll, I ran a marathon with someone who had a much bigger toosh. Sure, it took her 6.5 hours, but she finished! I ran slow and stayed with her.(ie ran ahead, and came back)
I have no doubt JLo is going to finish a triathalon. She has what it takes, from the neck up. She's determined, and it's for a charitable cause.
Based on the video clip, in comparison, the magazine pic shows her at, or above the navel. It doesn't show her full hips, thighs, nor butt. Great photography.
And expect the naked bitch cow pictures to leak.............now
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
This is blatant photoshop. I can understand enchancing an appearance but this is changing it completely. First off, speace between eyebrows, eys, nose are not like Jlos. Hers are wider set. Her real forehead is very round bulging, convexlike, this one is flat and very attractive.
Her nose looks much more refined with raised bridge and sculpted tip. Her real nose is rather shapelss, bulbous, with a wide tip. Her lips, well, these are not her lips. Her decoltage looks very delicate--it is not her! In this photo she looks more like a cross between Kim K and Eva Longoria. I can say she almost looks beaautiful. This is just over the top
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 12:31am.
Xplnyrslf:
I woke up just for you!
Um...I was working out today - I don't go to the gym anymore tho - I do a mixture of aerobics(skipping), yoga and calisthenics. You don't even want to begin comparing her arms to mine - I love to be strong....
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Are you vegetarian? I don't see meat in that equation.
thanks gucci.
there are many reasons to dislike lopez, she is an overrated "talent" who wore out her welcome ten years ago.
there is no need to make this into a racial issue.
I agree with you all who think she's photoshopped...when is JLo NOT photoshopped?? Nobody really knows what she looks like.......
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Submitted by gucci on September 4, 2008 - 12:24am.
xplnyrslf:
are you j-low?
Hahahahahaha.
I'm going to safely assume, nothing...
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 4, 2008 - 12:34am.
I'm still going to assume, Angel is a male.
Lovable, of course,......
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LOL! So sweet.
I think you're pretty lovable too, at any rate.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Xplnyrslf:
I woke up just for you!
Um...I was working out today - I don't go to the gym anymore tho - I do a mixture of aerobics(skipping), yoga and calisthenics. You don't even want to begin comparing her arms to mine - I love to be strong....
And yes - I'm a woman.
But this is her on what's got to be about the same day, if not later than that shoot:
http://www.popcrunch.com/jennifer-lopez-good-morning-america-video-augus...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 4, 2008 - 12:17am.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 4, 2008 - 12:07am.
.....her arms look as though she's been lifting weights.
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"They DO?!?! I must be some kinda hard-ass then."
Let's compare them to yours.........
When's the last time you've been in the gym?
I see tone and definition. Her shoulders look good.
She looks either possessed or surprised. As in, surprised that someone slipped something in her hind quarters about a milisecond before that picture was taken. I guess in her mind, surprised/possessed is sexy?
xplnyrslf:
are you j-low?
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by angel_i on September 3, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 3, 2008 - 10:10pm.
And, with all due respect....
JLo has stated, she's training for a triathalon. I don't have any doubt, this is her physique.
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"Mebbe cuz we just saw her chubby ass in a skin tight dress and spanx less than a week ago?
And that weird dip in her hips over there - is so "Ooops! I forgot a piece!"
I think in order to make proper judgement, JLo needs to be bent over, in a thong......
She's in her 30's, and probably in better shape, than anyone is going to give her credit for.....her arms look as though she's been lifting weights. That's not photo shopped.
She's wearing a designer dress, for the photo shoot, probably uncomfortable, and distorts.
Angel! Are you a male??
Eddie Van Hilton:
your comment was just fine right up until you called her a dirty PR whore. you've been reported.
oh and your not fooling anyone with caring about the people she's hurt. thats just a coverup for your racist rant. fuck off!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.--------------
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 4, 2008 - 12:07am.
.....her arms look as though she's been lifting weights.
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They DO?!?! I must be some kinda hard-ass then.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Devore:
I've just reported the asshole.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
" Oh - sorry JHo, you're still not white!
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what the fuck does that have anything to do with anything?
She looks so weird on the cover of Elle! Vagina lips! However, the picture of her with Donatella is fabulous!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 3, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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Hahaha! I should've known she'd try to get all high tech on us.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 3, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Nah, Deb wouldn't cut me....a) she loves me
b) she's a gun girl
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Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule
Im not sure which is more nauseating...hearing this Divabitchfromhell whine about how unselfish she is, or listening to Palin tounging McCain's taint.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Dear god, J. Lo. hasn't looked that good...since ever...they photoshopped half of her BMI off her! She is so full of shit it's not even funny, I think I'm gonna hurl now!
Your face!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 3, 2008 - 10:28pm.
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LOL, Deb's gonna cut you.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Yes, because the first thing I think of when I see J.Lo is, "what a giving person. I'll bet she never has time for herself".
fucking Bitch from Hell (no offense to Deb)
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Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 3, 2008 - 10:10pm.
And, with all due respect....
JLo has stated, she's training for a triathalon. I don't have any doubt, this is her physique.
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Mebbe cuz we just saw her chubby ass in a skin tight dress and spanx less than a week ago?
And that weird dip in her hips over there - is so "Ooops! I forgot a piece!"
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
And, with all due respect....
JLo has stated, she's training for a triathalon. I don't have any doubt, this is her physique.
What I'm wondering, is why anyone thinks: at her age, mentality, celebrity, etc., she CAN'T achieve that.
She's for sure working out. Has a personal trainer: swimming, running, bike...and it shows. I don't believe her body is photo shopped.
Submitted by Grace Disful on September 3, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Delusional comes with the territory. Chestica Simpson's Mom claims her daughter has a genius I.Q, Parasite Hilton's going to do good deeds and Dina's a good mom.
It tells you something when she has no loonies on here to defend her. Hell, even Paris Hilton has loonies and she's a complete and total zero.
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