Who Took Harry Potter's Virginity?

In the newest issue of Details Magazine, DanRad, 19, admits that when he was 16, he lost his virginity to an older woman. Cougar lover! Dan wouldn't say who the lucky lady was. He only said that the age difference "wasn't ridiculous but it would freak some people out." By the way, 16 is the age of consent in Britain. According to UsWeekly, the chick who took DanRad's v-card is Amy Byrne. Amy was 23 at the time and worked as an assistant hairdresser on one of the Harry Potter movies. Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....

And Sharon Stone's cougar vagina is still salivating at the thought of DanRad being with an older women. Seriously, Sharon totally has a cougar vagina. She had it transplanted, so it could bring out her inner cougar to its full potential. I'm going off-topic. Back to Harry!

DanRad also said that he's not very wild. His only vice is vodka and Diet Coke (BLECH!). He went on to say, "I don't pretend to do anything particularly wild. But I say I try to do it simply by the choices I make in the work I do. I just like wrong-footing people. I write poetry and I love it. I like being different from most other people in my generation."

Shut up and just show me your magic wand! Seriously! DanRad is doing Equus here in NYC and I'm trying to get tickets as close as I can to the stage, just to see what Harry is working with. Yes, I care about these things. You know this. And for some reason, I also think DanRad is a total hot piece. A total hot piece with two vagina staches over his eyes.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:43pm.

Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
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MK, it made perfect sense to me, bwahahaha!

I dunno, he's kinda hot, but his eyes kinda creep me out (he needs to get the John Lennon glasses back). Plus he's waaaay too young for CadebraCougar. I draw the line at age 25.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:41pm.

I agree, enough with the distracting top design ads. Do you all see one of the other ads to the right...it says "So pretty. So Fat. So Sad. Let us help you get your looks back". WTF??

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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....

Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:38pm.

I would not do him. But I'd let him roam my house naked and watch him masturbate.

Submitted by KidL on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:38pm.

I'd do him. . . He's hot. Looks just like my MA advisor who I had a massive crush on.

Submitted by Lor on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:37pm.

Lucky lady? Only if that lady happens to be a dude.

Submitted by Callan on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:34pm.

And here I thought I was the only one who hated drinks with a coke or diet coke mixer. Totally gross, I'd rather do a shot of vodka or rum, rather than drink it with coke.

Submitted by FatMartha on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 3, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Huh I read the first one right before the 1st movie came out (2001) I was 15. I can't wait for the next one hopefully it will make up for the shitfest that was OotP.
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Ugh. I doubt it. I was so disappointed in OotP that I will most likely not be seeing the next one in theatres. They've already butchered the first five. Let the last two live in my imagination without that crapfest tarnishing it.

"Lord of the Rings" was the epitome of a well-made book-to-movie. It kept the important bits, and left out the stuff that wasn't absolutely necessary. Unfortunately, they couldn't do the same with HP, and that disappoints me.
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Submitted by soul on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:31pm.

little Harry Potter????teehe naughty naughty boy. :) I was hoping he and Hermoine would hookup. winwink.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

Submitted by wilhelminakei on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:29pm.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:27pm.

Huh I read the first one right before the 1st movie came out (2001) I was 15. I can't wait for the next one hopefully it will make up for the shitfest that was OotP.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:26pm.

Do you hwores remember Daniel when he appeared on Extras? Funny stuff!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9T5cxnowyA

I dig Daniel. I will let ya ladies (coff*coff) fight for his boy bits...

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:23pm.

OMG Fat Martha, I worked with a girl named Martha and she was a bit heavy so all the guys called her Fat Martha...ha ha! And yes, I know, I'm ashamed of it too... LOL
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Submitted by FatMartha on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:21pm.

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on September 3, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Alright, I'll admit it... I stole his virginity... someone had to take one for the team
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*looks at above picture*

*sarcastically* Oh you poor thing...

Seriously, he looks FINE up there. And, he's my age... *smirks* I don't feel bad thinking he's kinda cute now. I thought he was only about 17. Two years makes somewhat of a difference, you see... >>;
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:21pm.

Uh uh! I started reading the books back in my freshman year of high school, and I graduated HS in 2003, so EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Submitted by wiggwearer on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:19pm.

"I write poetry and I love it. I like being different from most other people in my generation."

Lol, pffft that's not different. All the cool kids are into being oh so poetic nowadays, blah.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:19pm.

My best friend and I had planned on getting tickets to Equus to see darling little Harry's potter...but then we decided that we couldnt afford it. We would have to fly from LA all the way to NY and adding it all up it was going to cost waaaaaaaaay too much....just to see his pecker. lol.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:19pm.

MONKEYPOX:

Muggle HO! Hes MINE I was a potter fan before you! He only told you what you wanted to hear! :)

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:19pm.

But Evil Shoe, you seem confused. You took Even Stevens' virginity, and I took Harry Potter's, remember? Duh?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:18pm.

ENOUGH WITH THESE FUCKING TOP DESIGN ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:15pm.

MONKEYPOX it's cool, you don't have to admit it to cover for me any longer, I'll admit it was me.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:15pm.

Dumbledore

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:15pm.

I've got Equus tix already; 10th row I think. And what about Richard Griffiths? D'ya think he's sexy?

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:14pm.

Hawtness....and I honestly never found him THAT attractive before.

They have an interview of him from this Details photoshoot which is awesome....they did him up all David Bowie style. Rowr!! ;P

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 3, 2008 - 3:08pm

Oh no you didn't! Bitch I done stoleded his virginity! How you gonna act? >whew, got that outta my system<
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:08pm.

Doesn't do a damn thing for me. Okay picture but he's really pasty and hairy. He's also twitchy and shifty and it makes me want to put him on Ritalin and in a time out.

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