Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
What Does "FBD" Really Mean?
According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him "FBD" - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to "PUL" - puke up lunch.
As nauseating as "future baby's daddy" is, I doubt that's what FBD really means. Maybe it really means "fake boyfriend douche." Most people would say "fake douche boyfriend," but this is Jessica we're talking about. It could also mean "fisting buddy for daddy." Yeah, that's probably it.
Here's the "BTF" (big tittied frog) leaving Eva LongWHORIA's fugly restaurant with her "BTG" (big tranny girlfriend) last night.
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Awww thanks Okie! *letting you sex up my avi*
Fake Boob Doll
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
FBD= Forget to Bring Diaphragm or
Fib about Bringing Diaphragm
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight
LMAO@ StockBroker.. Were you like sweating at you were typing the words "chick crotch spray" lol..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Im being cyber cock blocked!
i bloop in her martini because this skinny little something something doesnt eat she drinks and she books shitty things to go to!
As i am typing she is flipping me off and thumping me in the ear. Keep it up!
I had a little brother! I CAN TAKE WORSE!
Im punishing her for some shitty bookings.
Her IT bitches will think she is into ass play for squirels now.
ass play
furry creatures
trouts in asses
WHAT DO YOU GET PAID FOR DRUNk ho
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DeeDee.. Loves the Av.. I do sex w/ it now!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I think Chestica meant "FTD".
Isnt' that some chick crotch spray?
*bloop*
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
No LoLo! Are you being cock blocked from porn times?
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
FBD = Fuck Buddy Du jour
FBD = Father's Bloated Dildo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey, Tweedle DeeDee! :)
LoLo--I think it's "blooping on manager's home-packed lunch times."
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Fatty M: be careful my sweets! I think that's how I got pnwumonia last August
(dramaqueen, remember, you were my on line savior, LOL)
& you had me worried to death, young lady!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Taco Mom TACO MOM TACO MOM!
xxyxz!!!!!!!
tripple X-ey! Sexy tripple exay!
So manager person is telling me to get off of her computer and she is shoving my chair hard against the wall like a maniac!
Im like bitch i love porn and here i am loving porn on OUR time and on YOUR computer and you cant attack me or you get no monies from me slut! ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Your Mom! ♥♥
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Chestica is the annoying cheerleader bitch at a 20 year High School reunion who still thinks she's the hot chick. But NOW people can ignore her. Maybe spill a strawberry Daiquiri on her too-tight, age inappropriate, cheap polyester dress, and tell her they thought she was snotty, catty bitch and was despised by everyone, except the football team.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Sugar:
Oooooonce moooore, you opened the anal door, and you're here in my fart and, my fart will go oooonnn annndd ooonnnnnnn!
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I thought I whiffed something! *Eddie Murphy voice* You can smell it! Damn, girl, did you eat a dumpster full of used Taco Bell for lunch? *fanning face*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Sup, beeshes?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
ohhh toe job!!! I fucking LOVE IT
Off Topic I'm watching " Life Size"
Young Linz Lohan and Ty Ty baby
I need a hobby
LoLo! How I've missed you...let me count the ways:
1. *bloop*
2. *poo*
3. *superbloop!*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Fatty M: be careful my sweets! I think that's how I got pnwumonia last August
(dramaqueen, remember, you were my on line savior, LOL)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Awww, I don't want to leave this thread, as all my favoritest D-listers are here, but leave I must, for I have errands to run. I shall be back again soon. PEACE OUT MAH BISHES.
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LMFAO fat martha!
I was like what? how did that girl know im blonde wait whut OH! ha ha!
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fucking butch dootytoucher
Xxyxz.. *sexes you w/ BIG toe* muah, you just can't resist it!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 3, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Fat Martha: where so you go to school? Alaska?
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Haha, nooo. Small school in central Illinois, close to Peoria (if you have any idea where that is). No one was expecting rain so we didn't bring our umbrellas, thus we got SOAKED (literally) and had to sit around in the A/C all day. Brrrr.
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 3, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Carrot he will be FBD when im done
as in fucking bitch dead!
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Free-balled Dinkmissinger!
I sneezed and just totally snotted all over myself.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Sugar:
Oooooonce moooore, you opened the anal door, and you're here in my fart and, my fart will go oooonnn annndd ooonnnnnnn!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Lmao Oklahoma
Quit seducing your uncle with your sexy toe cleavage
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[picture of Swiss Miss]
LoLo McHotchocolatepants: for the grave offense of SERIAL SCROTUM SNATCHING. This woman is considered armed and dangerous, as she was last seen carrying a nail file and a pair of scissors. 5'6, 130 lbs, blonde hair; bears striking resemblance to Shauna Sand. Call GET-DAT-BISH with any information.
REWARD: New 'puter.
...I got bored.
Anygays, okie, my dad has a HUUUUGE mustache (he looks like a Viking, ferrealz) and whenever I leave for a while he give me a kiss and it's like BLEEEEEGHHGHG*gag*GGHGGH. So I feel for you.
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Fat Martha: where so you go to school? Alaska?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Female Butt Date
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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.
Hate her, hate her, HATE HER!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Cooookie! mmm, is this a brown cookie. I'd rather have your Muffin Fat martha.. A FatMartha furry muffin! Well a scruffy muffin is toe tae, too!! *scratches face w/ scruff* Yuck, My uncle Cecil used to grab me and scruff his chin on my face w/ his unshaved face.. IGGCKCKCCC. I hated seeing him! I seen him a few months back when I visited Okla. And all he said was.. "OH I see you're bare feet".. *blank stare* I mean, WTF??
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 2:45pm.
ha ha ha Im tired of being in dog houses!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Fucking Big Dingleberrylips
Freaky Badass Douchebag
And since we're on the subject of gas...My Fart Will Go Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! *channeling Celine Dion*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Carrot he will be FBD when im done
as in fucking bitch dead!
woooooooooo ima borrow that them thar gladdys lady's gun from the sarah palin thread. She is a fine, fine upstanding american who has herself some horses, a bubble car, a degree, and some lee press on nails too.
She done SWUNG my vote! YA HAW!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 2:32pm.
i only promised not to show the film!LOL!
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"Little bitty pretty one,
come on and talk-a to me.
A lovey dovey dovey one,
come sit down on my knee."
fatmartha, come to Hoffalina land, it's fucking ninety degrees here!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
*jaw drop* OKIE. Get out of my dorm room!!! How did you know I was freezing my bootay off!? It's been raining on and off all day and it suuuuuucks. I think even my fish is cold. *snuggles under your boobs, clutching the fish bowl* Fanks. *hands you a cookie*
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Lolo is in the Doghouse! No $200 for you, Nu uh!! You's in deep doo doo.. Shame shame, we all know your FBD name..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by LoLo on September 3, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Carrot! Carrot! Oh CARROT!
I have no computer when i get back from trip!
Guess who tooked it from me?
Yes thats right!
I have to go pick it up tonight so i want to say hey to you while im playing in managers office here. Im going to sooooo download some pron on this sluts computer!
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Are you fucking serious? How about you steal a little thing called scrotum and see if it gets your 'puter back?
I wuvs yew and am SO happy you is back!
For we are to make sexual monster happy times in pantaloons in place of mud hut!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Hey Fat Martha!
Hey Okie la dokie la dooooooo
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FatMartha!!!! Here, squeeze under here! This will keep you warm. *tucks you under my boobays* I know that you are cold.. I just know it!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
a Fool Boys Dump on... haha
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
*looks around*
I see LoLo is back. *waves* Hi LoLo!
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT THEIR PRODUCTS.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Salem13 on September 4, 2008 - 1:13am.
Fucked By Daddy
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choice!
that girl should close her mouth on occasion - it's make her look smarter.
Carrot! Carrot! Oh CARROT!
I have no computer when i get back from trip!
Guess who tooked it from me?
Yes thats right!
I have to go pick it up tonight so i want to say hey to you while im playing in managers office here. Im going to sooooo download some pron on this sluts computer!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 3, 2008 - 2:32pm.
CARROT LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
CARRROT TIMES OHHHHHHHH
its stads for Fuck Butler? DONE!
isnt that yer doooooode?
Geraldo Ribera Buttler times?
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OH MY FUCKING BLOOP IT'S LOLO I SWEAR TO GOD I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS. I AM SO GD EXCITED I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS! I MISSED YOU! LET'S MOTORBOAT! LOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Farty Bathroom of Death
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!