Afternoon Crumbs

That Shitney audio never gets old. A wheezing breathless phony pumpin for dollars - just like the talentless whore she is. Why in fuck is this old whore opening the VMA's?? She's too old to flash tween snatch and she's on psychotropic drugs. Quit pumpin this old whore for cash MTV!!

Her douchieness outshines that stomach. I'm not impressed.

Why is she relevant again?

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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.

I'm convinced that Miley whorerus is going to be a million times worse than britey, lindsay, and paris hilton put together.

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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?

Um....Miley shoulda prolly bought some new shoes before she bought that car.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

am I missing something with the Tila-thing? She is just as unfortunate looking as whatever that thing is that she is with. I will concede, however, that her stomach is perfection. =)

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?-----

Did anyone else notice that Miley is giving the shocker? Pretty nasty for the Disney twat!

Ughhhh, that pic of Tila makes me wana do 1,000 crunches. She's a complete douche, but her stomach is perfection.

As for Miley Cyrus- I am so sick of seeing this horse faced, teenage slut. I always say, I think they should take (most of) the teenagers of the world and put them on a desert island until they reach maturity because the majority of teenagers are the most annoying people ever. I'm not gona lie, I was annoying too. I just can't stand them. Goodness, I sound like such an old lady and I'm only 21. I know, I was a teenager only 2 years ago but those two years have made a huge difference.
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I thought that was Sarah Silverman.

Dildos and doobies and boobies! OH MY!!!

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

tila tequila is a walking herpes sore and so is everyone she hooks up with.

Deb! Debbie! DebFrmHell!

Get your rusted shut orifices in here STAT. There's some serious dilation goin' on.

Submitted by Carmeloh on September 4, 2008 - 2:01am.
Aaaargh Nic Cage... I really dislike him for some reason

because he turned out to be such a douche after all?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 2:27pm.
@ Nittwitty
Okay
"pulling out the black twelve incher"
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Someone's having fun!!!!!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 3, 2008 - 2:47pm.

LOL, who knows.

This isn't the worst one MK has had though. Were you around for the Keeping Up With the LardASSions background?
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No, I wasn't. Is there a beef between those two?

I have to admit although MK is unbeatable with his writing I also visit Perez' site frequently to see if he covers anything interesting/scandalous that MK didn't.

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

CTH, Chris Cornell can be my dildo anytime!

Doobies and boobies.....this is good stuff....lol

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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight

Yeah CTH's fault! *pinching all available bootays*

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

Aaaargh Nic Cage... I really dislike him for some reason.

**** "I Love Lamp" ****

CTH started it!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

*peeks into thread*

WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? Dildos and doobies and boobies! HOO-AH!
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*cough* choke

Sawry. *sad lip* You beeshes were taking too long with the dildos!

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

Jeez, DeeDee! Didn't we tell you to be careful the last time?

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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”

Gross! Dee confused the pipe with the dildo again. Who's got the baby wipes?!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Orále xxyxz ♥

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on September 3, 2008 - 6:35pm.

LOL, who knows.

This isn't the worst one MK has had though. Were you around for the Keeping Up With the LardASSions background?

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone

Hey DeeDee

Puff puff pass bitches

this thread is pure gold, "sob" I love all of you.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

OMGWAD

I have died and gone to off topic heaven

All my favorite sluts are here

*passing the mota* Hey IG, I got boobies and doobies! *chichi shakes in you face*

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

Doobies? I thought you said boobies. I'm not fussy!

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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”

Dee, pass it ovah here and ps that's a cool avie!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

I really would like to know if Tila is actually a lady boy.

Off topic: Are Perez and MK in cahoots? They both have this annoying background/ads of this Bravo show. Or is it a gay thing?

I like doobies!

doobie doooobie dooooooooooooooo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

"Hits the doob and give it to island girl but good"
let's tap a fucking keg already!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

*sparking a doobie* Anyone want?

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

CTH, I already got one stocking off. Hurry up, will ya?

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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”

Island girl
pants down, line forms on the right.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Hahahaaha Nits! Yes I am a bit of a battery whore. You go first.

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

@ Nittwitty
Okay
"pulling out the black twelve incher"

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

CTH, can you tweak me again? I missed it the first time around.

And Nits, you're right, that DeeDee is a battery hog!

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“Women don’t like you at all. And men don’t like you enough to make up for it.”

BOMmm BOMm BOMmm BOMm BOMMMMMMMMMMM
Isn't Tila one of the aliens from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

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Hmmmmmm, so many choices CTH. *contemplating*

Neigh Neigh is the horse Trampahontas rode in on.

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El corazón no envejece; es el cuero que se arruga.

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 1:19pm.
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I'd just like to state for the record! Dee got to go first last time and never replaced the batteries! I think she should have to move to the back of the line!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Fuck this stupid computer!
This bitch has shut off on me twice now and I got confused and forgot how to navigate the commments on here!

Im dizzy now!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Islandgirl! CthHoff! Snowpiece!! Yay, Thank you!! *pushes you girls off a cliff* NO, that would be mean.. Muahahaha.. I did get high, And thank you snowy for th Vicoden wishes! So dreamy! *melts*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

hot sluts in da HOUSE!
okay, everybody pick your dildo size, I got a whole bag full, deedee you go first.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

I can't look at Zac Efron for too long, he creeps me out. He looks like he's made of wax.

Maybe I'm alone here, but Nay Nay isn't THAT ugly, she's just not pretty.

Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Hekki on September 3, 2008 - 1:34pm.

As for Holly Madison, the weirdness of her face comes from the fact that bitch has had some serious face plastic surgery. New nose, cheekbones, etc. I nearly fell out of my chair when bitch said she was 25 during the first season of Girls Next Door.
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