Aniston To Play Stalker
Something tells me that the curly-haired dude woke up to find hundreds of voicemails from a crying, crazy lady screaming, "CALL MEEEE! I LOVEEEE YOU! PLEASE!!!," while dozens of cats meowed in the background. Curly haired dude was perplexed because the only thing he ever said to Aniston was "Hi." And that's all it takes.
Jenny Ann just shot a guest spot for "30 Rock" in NYC. According to NBC, she will play a "free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker." Jenny's character, Claire Harper, is Tina Fey's old roommate and starts stalking Alec Baldwin. Playing a stalker? It makes sense. She's done all the research already. I mean, she already knows the lyrics to The Police's "Every Breath You Take." She can sing it in ten different languages and can even play it on the kazoo.
Here's Jenny, Tina and Jane Krakowski getting wet on the set the other night. This scene is totally going to be a "Friends" parody, right?
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 12:15pm.
who is that SAD sad no assed girl in the black dress, who has her no ass back to us, w/ the creepy hair in a creeepy barrette (sp?) *swallows puke, ya know, cause I"m not above that* lol..
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Um...I'm pretty sure that's Jane Krakowski, sadly.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 11:15am.
who is that SAD sad no assed girl in the black dress, who has her no ass back to us, w/ the creepy hair in a creeepy barrette (sp?) *swallows puke, ya know, cause I"m not above that* lol..
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look at her torso... I think its a dude!!!!!!!!! ahhahahaha!
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Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 11:09am.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
who is that SAD sad no assed girl in the black dress, who has her no ass back to us, w/ the creepy hair in a creeepy barrette (sp?) *swallows puke, ya know, cause I"m not above that* lol..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 3, 2008 - 11:07am.
Nitwitty.. Seriously.. I was just noticing how she was starring him down, and thinking bout how his blood is going to taste on her beans.
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Ahaha. That made me think of: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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I like her too. She looks really good here.
Where's Phoebe? And where's Monica for that matter?
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She looks great. I'd trade bodies any day of the week!
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Jen is a fucking moron for choosing role after role like this!!!!
wtf is she thinking!?!? if she cant play any character other than a love scorned desparate stalker, then thats exactly who she is to her audience!
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She's TV sexy - not movie sexy.
She needs to get herself a show already.
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Ah, I like Jen Aniston
speakit i know, me too
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I hate to admit but.... she actually looks cute in that pic.
Nitwitty.. Seriously.. I was just noticing how she was starring him down, and thinking bout how his blood is going to taste on her beans.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
"I mean, she already knows the lyrics to The Police's "Every Breath You Take." She can sing it in ten different languages and can even play it on the kazoo"
AHAHahahahaahahahHAAHahaha, that imagery is going to keep me sweet for a whole week!
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That red, curley haired dude better run. Jen is already imagining what their baby would look like!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
LMFAO@ the lady in red...her face is priceless.
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If the voice-changer fits...
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!