Aniston To Play Stalker
Something tells me that the curly-haired dude woke up to find hundreds of voicemails from a crying, crazy lady screaming, "CALL MEEEE! I LOVEEEE YOU! PLEASE!!!," while dozens of cats meowed in the background. Curly haired dude was perplexed because the only thing he ever said to Aniston was "Hi." And that's all it takes.
Jenny Ann just shot a guest spot for "30 Rock" in NYC. According to NBC, she will play a "free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker." Jenny's character, Claire Harper, is Tina Fey's old roommate and starts stalking Alec Baldwin. Playing a stalker? It makes sense. She's done all the research already. I mean, she already knows the lyrics to The Police's "Every Breath You Take." She can sing it in ten different languages and can even play it on the kazoo.
Here's Jenny, Tina and Jane Krakowski getting wet on the set the other night. This scene is totally going to be a "Friends" parody, right?
Hi...I'm a 27 year old straight Caucasian female, from South Africa. (I only included that info to illustrate what a wide demographic finds you ANNOYING, "HeatherlyG".)
My opinion of Jennifer Anniston doesn't mean jack shit...I just logged in PURELY to tell you what an ANNOYING pain in the FUCKING ASS you are.
Seriously, ""HeatherlyG"...aren't you supposed to be in school right now? Wait, sorry, you probably only understand caps-speak...so one more time for the sloooow kid: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!
Your's sincerely.
She looks pretty damn hot in that top picture. I don't think she has to beg anyone to like her.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Clarisse/K-9 fan-
Who in the hell is Rocket? Have you assholes just realized that other people can't stand her either?
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K2,
It was HeatherlyG that posted both those sad little posts. Rocket was just pointing out how stupid it was....
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Figures. Someone else was pointing out the stupidity that is HeatherlyG. OK - so my mistake. But it's funny that I'm not the only one that finds her to be a complete lunatic on the loose. Sounds like a demented, pathetic, tortured soul. Poor sad little heatherlyG... go up your meds sweety. p.s. you're more despised than certain celebrities at this point! in your face.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 4, 2008 - 3:42pm.
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She's a'pissin' me off, spewing that crap in caps! She's not Jim, and I'm not even a JA fan!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Uh, ok.
*slides Heather a valium and shot of Patron*
YMAtT,
She's skeerin me!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:34pm.
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I've gotta tell ya, I lost you during the first paragraph. All I hear is "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ANISTONAPPYASSHAIRIUS, BLAH, BLAH, J-FUR, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
Sorry, stankcooch.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
TACO HOLE -
YOU TWATS HAVE MISTAKEN THIS SITE FOR A J-FUR ANISTONAPPYASSHAIRIUS FAN SITE. PEOPLE GET TO SAY TRUE ROTTEN SHIT ABOUT HER NO-TALENT ASS ON THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHERS. THEY'RE CALLED OPINIONS JUST LIKE YOUR ASS-KISSING OPINIONS.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT TAKE IT TO MICHAEL K. I ALREADY HAVE. I PROMISE YOU I DO NOT GO UNDER ANY FAKE MADE-UP FANTASY NAMES ANYWHERE. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF MY OPINIONS ESPECIALLY YOU J-FUR FANS. IN CASE YOU HAVN'T FIGURED IT OUT I'M GETTING MY KICKS. DUH?! "FUN" SITE. I'M AMERICAN ON AN AMERICAN SITE AND I AM EXPRESSING MY RIGHTEOUS AMERICAN OPINIONS.
DON'T LIKE IT? CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
GROW UP AND GET OVER YOURSELVES. WHAT KIND OF MORONS COME TO A SITE LIKE THIS AND THINK THEY'RE ON J-FUR'S PERSONAL ARMY OF LESBIANS TO DEFEND HER JOKE OF HONOR. GO TO HELL. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR HAIRY FANTASY LOVER THEN DON'T COME HERE. STUPID BITCHES.
Why such a hissy fit about JA? This is a gossip blog. I'll hate on JA if I want. Anyone can kiss her ass if they want. I actually think JA has great comedic talent. But her choice in movie roles has been really annoying. Why the hell a smart girl like that went on the John Mayer ride is beyond me. It really doesn't matter that much anyway.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:24pm.
ol' Anistonappyasshairius
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btw, that name is the poorest excuse for an insult I've ever seen.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Clarisse/K-9 fan-
Who in the hell is Rocket? Have you assholes just realized that other people can't stand her either?
You guys must play with yourselves and fantasize that ol' Anistonappyasshairius is going to read through all your brown-nose comments that you guys seem to have all the time in the world to do.
Are you guys on shifts? No matter how many warm and fuzzy comments you guys make in her behalf and go after others that can't stand her no talent ass----She is still J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius. Give up.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:16pm.
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Nooooooooo...YOU fuck off. I don't even like JA--you're just annoying the fuck out of people here.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Holy Moly!
*slides Heather some Midol and Oxy*
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
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Taco -
Fuck off. K-9 her other little friend started this shit by typing me first.
No I won't leave. I get to say whatever I want about J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius. Why don't you two just swap emails and have a J-Fur Worship Fest in private? In stead you come here, say your bull shit and expect everyone else to have the same opinion? What are you Republican?
Grow up or get off the site. In case you idiots havn't noticed even the narrators of the photos say some real shit too, AND THEY ARE FUNNY. What a bunch of babies. Why don't you and your J-Fur friends go blog on a Unicorn and Rainbow site or someother site where you can worship J-Fur without having to withstand other's harsh opinions since you obviously can't handle it.
You guys have no business being on this site if you're going to be so fucking sensitive. Even the Arquette's changed their phone numbers they're so sick of that whiney, no talent goat. BooBooHooey.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:00pm.
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No, YOU sound psycho with the typing in all caps, and you're pissing me off. Why don't you get the fuck out and take your nonsensical bullshit to JJ or Perez, you festering three-legged human cesspool?
GD!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
K-9,
HUH?!?! NOW YOU'RE REALLY SOUNDING PSYCHO! WHO THE FUCK IS ROCKET? ON OTHER WEBSITES I USE MY NAME. I DON'T HIDE BEHIND MADE UP NAMES.
CHELSEA HANDLER LIKES MY J-FUR JOKES.
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR INFO. STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU COME AFTER ME YOU STUPID CUNT.
I GOT YOUR FUCKING ROCKET RIGHT HERE, BITCH,
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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Hey dumb asshole, how about you go change your name to Rocket and start all over again .... kinda like you did on the most recent Jen thread! lmao. If you're gonna change your name - then atleast change the RANT ! ignoramus.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 2:43pm.
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Holy shit! You know what this rant deserves?
A big
fat
*BLOOP!*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
WOW-! Hot, Hotter, Hotest!! No matter what one's personal opinion of Mz Jen Aniston may be, one has to agree that she is one sexy, hot lady
Helloooo my first post!!! :-)
JA looks hot!!!! and healthy!! damn girl.. and I don't roll that way!
JA has really cynical agents.
With a sense of humor too.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 12:51am.
HEY DICK, GO AND SUCK ON ONE. THESES LOONS ARE JUST JEALOUS, JA IS FABULOUS, AND THEIR SAINT IS A NASTY TOOTHPICK WHO LOOK LIKE SHE'S 90 WITH A HUGE FOREHEAD AND LIPS WITH NO STLYE AND WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE ELVIRA. NO WONDER BRADY BOY DOESN'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER, YOU WOULD THINK A HAPPY MADLY IN LOVE FATHER AS THE LOONES LIKE TO BELIVE, WOULDN'T TRAVEL SO MUCH AND WOULDN'T BE EAGER TO GO BACK TO WORK, AFTER THE BIRTH OF THIS SUPER HUMAN TWINS, BUT JUST YESTERDAY HE WAS SEEN AT AN AIRPORT IN CANNES.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 3, 2008 - 11:21pm.
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Ow! My ears! You ain't Jim, bitch!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 12:51am.
Really, she's playing HERSELF again?, you must know this woman very well don't you, let me guess you do lunch every thursday and she tell you all her secrets doesn't she.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by HeatherlyG on September 4, 2008 - 12:21am.
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What's the matter little one? Feel the need to write in all CAPS so that you can be heard a little better? Talk about desperation! If that doesn't scream " look at me ", I don't know what does. If you want to start your baby teenage bullshit again, bring it! You're a freakin' stalker. I've seen you maybe 3 times on Dlisted and you're certainly acting the antagonistic bitch role. Seriously, how pathetic can you be? You've now resorted to picking on Aniston's first name? WTF is up with that?!It's so apparent you came over here to stir the pot - you can't even think of a legitimate reason to not like the girl. You just like starting fights with people who like her. Why don't you mosey your ass on over to Perez or Just Jared since you don't have anything important to say over here. Oh and by the way, the "K-9" reference is really immature. The name calling is a dead give away for your age.
JENNIFER ANISTONAPPIASSHARIUS IS PLAYING HERSELF AGAIN----WHAT A SURPRISE----SHE IS SO PATHETIC TO EVEN LOOK AT---SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WHINES 24/7 WITH THAT JOWLY FACE; WHY? BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GOOD AT ALL AT PRETENDING TO BE SOME SO. CAL. CHICK---SHE HAS DESPERACY ALL OVER HER FACE, AND IT'S GOTTEN DOWNRIGHT ANNOYING JUST HEAR THE STUPID, UNTALENTED BITCH'S NAME, "J-FUR"!--
P.S. K-9: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOUR BULLSHIT BLOGS MEAN; BUT FROM WHAT I'VE READ, YOU'RE AWFULLY DESPERATE FOR "OTHERS" TO RESPECT YOU" OVER THE INTERNET?! ON "D-LISTED"?--SO THIS IS YOUR FORUM FOR MORAL AND YOUR IDEA OF SMARTS---GET A JOB YOU IGNORANT BITCH AND/OR YOU AND YOUR COVEN BLOG THE FUCK SOME WHERE ELSE---WHAT A JOKE, STILL....DON'T YOU SEE YOURSELF YET? what a dreamer.
Top Design is paying for the Comcast bill, I take it. Anywho, 30 Rock is too good for Jennifer...what the hell! I'll probably catch the episode, looks pretty funny...
Your face!
Submitted by boomsy on September 4, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Well said, I agree.
OT: This is the best thing that has happened to JA's career in a long time, so good for her. Seems so coincidental that the GFY girls said that she should get back into TV etc and now she has, hmmm. Well anyway good for her, she is really well suited to TV work.
Wow, so much to say, so little time...first things first. I think we're getting the 'Top Design' crap probably because MK's trying to pay some bills. Secondly, you know, people can dislike JA if they want to, just like they can dislike anyone. I don't understand the need for the personal attacks on here; it's a GOSSIP SITE, people. That being said, I think she's a bad actress, and not in comparison to anyone else. I just think she tries too hard to be funny and that's not her. Maybe she should try drama. Looks wise she's ok and I think she looks very cute in the main pic but otherwise she's kind of ordinary looking. Oh, and BTW, I agree with whoever else said they can't stand Kate Hudson. Annoying as hell and she DOES do the same movie over and over again...
*off my soapbox now; smooches*
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ALL THE HATERS CAN KISS HER ASS, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY LIVING HER LIFE. SHE CAN CARELESS ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU THINK OF HER
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on September 3, 2008 - 7:57pm.
FUNNY YOUR ONE TO TALK
Jennifer Aniston is such a sad, miserable little creature.
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Submitted by Hysteria on September 3, 2008 - 6:03pm.
why is she continuing to play such pathetic characters? it's really irritating
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I've come to realize that if it were ANY other hollywood actress playing the same exact parts over and over - you wouldn't say shit! She's playing a pathetic character? Why is that? Why are her characters pathetic? Because they are BELIEVABLE? Because the public (probably including yourself) can relate to them? Or is it because she was publicly dumped and duped by her ex husband? I'd love to know the reason why her career is so fucking irritating to assholes like you. YOU don't like her - so don't watch her and shut your hole already! Go rip on someone else now, like the person or persons that caused you to be a bitter cynical bitch!
why is she continuing to play such pathetic characters? it's really irritating
The Jen hate annoys me. OK, I can live with the fact that I like someone and many people don't, but all this hate is such tired shit. It's so unoriginal, a blogger doesn't even have to think what to write, just use the following pattern: Oh, poor desperate hag. Oh, she's dating a dude. Oh, what a desperate hag. Oh, they broke up. Desperate hag. Oh, she's dating again! Such a desperate hag! Oh, she' wearing jeans and a top. How desperate. Oh, she's actually working! Desperate, desperate, desperate!...you get the idea.
I think she looks great and she's a good comic actress, and I like the way she dresses. And her bod is spectacular.
Phew, I feel better now.
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Submitted by Hekki on September 3, 2008 - 1:06pm.
You know who bugs me? That Jane Krakowski. Why does she always have to be a slut? She is ugly in the face and has a TERRIBLE body. Do guys find her sexy? Really?
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Honestly, I think Jane has made a career out of being tho not-pretty pretty girl, you know? It's actually what makes me like her. Altho it does strike me, just now, that she's a little one-note in her performances, isn't she?
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Jennifer you HAG, why these roles of bubbly girls dancing in water, you're too old for this shit! You're actually a good actress so maybe some better, serious roles, for a change?
She looks lovely as usual. As for being a comedian, comedy is not an easy thing to do. I don't see anyone bringing down Jim carey or anyone else for doing it. The thing is they have a reason to hate on Jennifer, so they just want to find any little thing to say and try to bring her down.
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Why does this talentless hack keep getting hired???
double standard for women, let see Adem Sandler, ben, Vince , and a lot of men comdian , but no one ask the why they do only comedy movie.
sorry.. wrong thread. LOL
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there is julia Robert, Meg etc, but every body is after Jen for being a comdian.
Jen bores me to tears, but I loooove Tina Fey.
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Um....can i just point out that she isnt really in that water. Her hair is dry...and so is she.
I noticed that too, looks like the others got wet though. Now someone's gonna comment that Jens too prissy to get wet, haha.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on September 3, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Yes thats her perfect role a stalker.
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Go back to your jolie thread you nut. I guess Jen should try and hold out for the, "seductive, anorexic assassin, psychopathic, bi-sexual, drug addict, man stealing whore roles "... but those have been saved for Angie since that's the only character she knows how to play!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
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Yup, I agree. I do, however, like some action movies though but very few mushy movies. But comedy is a staple for survival. Ya gotsta laugh bitches!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Yes thats her perfect role a stalker.