Wednesday, September 3rd 2008
The Horsey And The Whore
That's either the sweetest and most patient horsey on the planet or he's drugged up like Amy Wino. Imagine this: You're a horsey with powerful legs and Katie Price is just standing there, asking to be kicked in her skanky ass. Of course, you'd kick that trick and watch her fly. This horsey is nicer than me. He stood there and put up with her fuckery while wearing some tranny Barbie shit!
Later on, the horsey showed Katie what he really thought of her line of horse clothing and riders. His critique came in the form of a pile of piping hot horsey caca.
Seriously, Katie put out a line of fucking horse clothing?! The only pony who is going to buy this ugly shit is Heidi Montag!
Wenn
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 10:11am.
No, Rusty!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Cala on WSJ blog
Piiiink!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
@Mopa: That often happens when you take pictures of horses. It's their version of "red eye." You'd think they would have photoshopped that shit.
Anybob... HORSE CLOTHING???? What is this fuckery?? HORSES DO NOT NEED CLOTHES, YOU IGNORANT TWAT. I bet she's never actually OWNED a horse - celebs have no qualms about lying, as we all well know. Ask any equestrian if they would buy this shit and I bet the answer would be a resounding FUCK NO. At least that's THIS equestrian's answer.
P.S. That horse is clearly unhappy. I wish it had kicked her ugly face in.
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The hair on that horse makes me think of christina augulawhatever.
It would've been gold if someone fed the horse beefarino before that photoshoot.
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this is twit and twat abuse...i mean horse abuse...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
That horse needs a thought bubble on the pics.
"Please god, I'd rather be glue or dog food than do this."
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
Comment by Cala on WSJ blog
Gosh! She's so ugly!!! She looks like (an even more busted) Cameron Diaz to me.
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Sorry Jordan but you looked better as a fake ass big tittied blonde. this new look is completely fake looking also.
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Oh, GAWD.
*rolls eyes*
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight
Does the horse have pink eye or are those contact lenses.
Did that poor horse's retina's get burned from looking at her? His eyes look all fucked up.
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"It’s fascinating how conservatives fail so often at the standards they are trying to impose on the rest of us."
Comment by Cala on WSJ blog
ha, one day I vow to leave the house wearing knee high socks and fuck me shoes.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Is this a Pepto Bismol commercial?
Janice Dickinson??? Katie use to look so much better in comparison to this tragedy, sad.
That shade of lipstick is simply arresting. Why, Ms. Katherine Price looks every inch the living doll. What a tasteful, elegant woman. And brava to Lisa Frank for providing the styling for this shoot! The magical pony adds just the right amount of whimsical infantilism.
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OMGDammmmmit the lipstick!
gawwww.. ewwwww.. gawwwww
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?