Morning Wood

Wow-never realized how fat she was. Should have used the stripper pole in her parents bedroom to practice a few moves. She's not good.

I dont give a shit what Daniel Radcliffe is dressed as. Id hit it if it was in a chicken suit with his hairy nuggets hanging out. Id cover that shit with sweet and sour sauce.

Wow if she supposedly lost weight and her ass was twice as big, what the hell happened? It looks twice the size the last I saw skanky ass pics like these...color me confused!

Your face!

Well, I could have went the day without seeing KK's huge, misshapen ass!

Yesterday I came home and the hub was asleep on the couch with "Keeping Up with the Kardassians". I had never seen the show before. This episode was about her Playboy spread, and how adamant she was that she wasn't going to go topless. Like she has standards or something.
If it looks like a pig and smells like a pig and acts like a pig....

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Jennifer Garner's right pinky toe is freaking me out! It's climbing up over the other toes and trying to escape or something.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Kim KardASSIAN is another stupid, spoiled rich cunt who has never actually had to get a REAL job.

Or pay rent.

Or worry about putting food on the table.

Or even knows how much a gallon of gas costs.

(I'm in a raging PMS cunt mood today. Sorry, sluts.)

Does this twat even know how to spell the word resume', or ever filled out out a job application? Did she even finish high school?

Just like her best whore pig, herpes-ridden fiend (typo, keeping it) Parisite, she starred in a porn video, which got leaked for publicity, and kept her name in the entertainment news. I despise this pig, in case I wasn't clear about that earlier. (Ha ha!)

I hope she drowns in that bathtub she's writhing around in, except her ASS takes up most of the tub's space.

I'm not watching that reality show she and her GIANT ASS are featured on.

Her ASS should get top billing on that piece of shit show. EACH CHEEK! Separate credits!

Kim's ass could start a solo career. Godzilla Booty.

I've tried prayer, but God doesn't check his voicemail.

that was not sexy at all. These chicks like Kim, Paris have no good moves because all they care about is being famous, yet they have no talent

I think Kim is very pretty and I think she has a sexy body. Maybe not a model body, but she looks soft and warm and bouncy and I think that's what men like in bed. She has an hourglass figure and that's sexy!

However: Her snotty attitude and apparent supidity make her unacttractive. To me, anyway. (Doesn't seem to bother men, though.)

LCT said that I said POO. but she said POO, too.. which kind of sounds like POOOT.. teehee..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

I really like Kim's body and that she's not afraid to be sexy with it but WTF is she WEARING?!? And why does she gotta be such a useless hobag? She can't even be sexy right.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Gabriela on September 3, 2008 - 8:35am.

Good news about Tracy Chapman. A real artist among many pretenders.
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too bloody true!

Should go a long way to obliterating the few seconds of heidi whatsit singing that i was able to listen to. such poor judgment on my part.

It'd be great if she released a new song on the same day one of those fake singers release a song too! Just for contrast and sanity.

Nice to listen to someone actually sing - and not whiny synthesized fakery.

Fast car is 20 years old?

get the fuck out.

Now I wonder just how old I am. shakey shakey... nah.

Cueing up TC on my player now!

I didnt think Kim looked sexy at all in that getup....wtf is up with the pink puffed sleevey things and the garters attached to nothing??

lol@sloppy pig wiggle....

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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

OKIE SAID POO!

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Good news about Tracy Chapman. A real artist among many pretenders.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

I love Tracy Chapman. I don't know that many people that like her. She's awesome.

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Sara M.

kim k is gorgeous in the face but she's short and chunky. and yea, i'm also short and chunky but i'm not tossing my fake hair around in a bath tub in front of a bunch of stangers.

i love Tracy C. too...can't wait for her new cd.

Handing a hankie to cth for the tears and the saliva from the motorboating.
I need a hankie too, i just listened to "the promise" and it gets me everytime.
Kim is a very pretty girl. I just think her dance moves were rather pathetic. I have never had much junk in the trunk. Enough, but not like some women. I don't envy them at all.

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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

Tracy Chapman can still make me cry. Love her.

Of course fucking Spencer PRATT and Heidi support McSame. OMG Kim K is such a slut and I am so sick of these whores because no matter what you say, little girls look up to this kind of sh*t and it has repercussions. think of her little sisters who think she's the hottest thing ever. If Ali Lohan could have a video out like this she would.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

lovecarrottop
thanks, let me get down off your avvie's face.
"opens shirt."

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Oh shit.. I mean poo.. The weirdest thing just happened.. I just logged in here, while at work, But I'm still logged in at my house.. Now how did that happen.. Oh gosh! oh golly oh gee.. I thought I'd have to make up an alter ego. *giggles* Anypoo!!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 3, 2008 - 10:40am.

I cannot listen to her, I love her and she's amazing, but fast car came out when my sister was dying...
humpday bummers, hand me a hankie.
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C'mere honey, I'll motorboat you and take all your troubles away :)

I'm sorry for your sadness.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 3, 2008 - 10:39am.

...or its own zipcode.
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Or its own consulate.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Thanks for the kind thoughts. it's been so many years yet it still hurts so bad.
so she's not sexy? I think her face is really pretty, I don't know what to make of her body, I know some guys like big butts and they cannot lie..
hahaha! there's a song!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Kim's attempt at being sexy was pretty pathetic.
Sorry CTH about tagging Tracey's songs to such a terrible loss. Tracey's music is definitely moving. She is one of my favorites. New Beginnings is a pretty great c/d. "the promise" makes me get a lump in my throat, and think about my lame ass ex.

CTH, every guy I know would love to do Kim. I can't say I blame them. I definitely wouldn't mind looking like her.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Kim looks like one of those whole roast pigs with the apple in the mouth.

I wanna see Daniel Radcliffe on broadway

I always hear/see about Jen Garner where is Ben I haven't seen a picture of them together in a while.

Kim Kardassian has the sexy dance skills of a bag of hammers. She's a stiff cum dumpster, that's all. And she looks mighty chunky, she should've used an industrial-strength girdle.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

CTH:

I don't know any guys who think she or her fat ass are hot.
Sorry Tracy Chapman makes you sad.
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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight

xoxoxox missy

so, regarding kim, do guys like that much booty? serious question, I have the ass of a twelve year old boy..

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

((((♥hugs cthehoff♥))))

so, what is it exactly that separated kardassian from a regular stripper? ohh yeah, rich daddy.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Tracy Chapman has had some good stuff since Fast Car.Her 2002 album Let it Rain was really good.

I cannot listen to her, I love her and she's amazing, but fast car came out when my sister was dying...
humpday bummers, hand me a hankie.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 3, 2008 - 9:37am.
That ass literally needs its own quilt.

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...or its own zipcode.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

That ass literally needs its own quilt.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Always liked Tracy Chapman. "Sorry" is a great song.

Ahh, Wonky McValtrex--you reap what you sow, asscunt. Hell, who am I kidding? Her complaints about the paps are probably just another cry for attention.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

angel, I have it in my car, and got the 13 yr old I take care of hooked on it- she loves it!

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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight

Sticka, I don't think anyone here is saying they think Give Me One Reason is new, just that her debut CD is good and gets played from time to time and that Give Me One Reason is something awesome Chapman did after Fast Car, which Mollygood points out is 20 years old.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 3, 2008 - 10:24am.
Tracy Chapman's ENTIRE debut CD is amazing
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YES IT IS!! LOVE IT!

Were you guys born yesterday? This song is mad old.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 3, 2008 - 10:24am.

Tracy Chapman's ENTIRE debut CD is amazing, and yes, "Give Me One Reason" is a great song.
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You can say THAT again! I still throw that WHOLE CD on from time to time.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

i guess it's a good thing kk has a pretty face because if i had to listen to her talk i would end it all by running into a tree...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

Tracy Chapman's ENTIRE debut CD is amazing, and yes, "Give Me One Reason" is a great song.

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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight

I would never want Kim's body.

Paris lies every time she opens her mouth, unless it is to suck a dick.

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Feeling down and dirty, feeling kinda mean; I've been from one to another extreme; It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait; I wanna stick around til I can't see straight

Okay, people at Mollygood, what about 'Give Me One Reason'? That song kicked ass.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kEx5BLoC4