Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl

Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.

It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!

Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.

OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!

VIA Cover Awards

Posted by: Michael K

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SCANDAL

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:57am.

Harry Potter at bedtime???? *GASP* That's the devil's book!

Anywhore,
Shame on the Palin parents. Period.
Kudos to Michelle and Barack.

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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!

Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:56am.

Shotgun Palin needs to be harpooned by an deranged Polar Bear.

Vote Democratic folks and keep this nutjob away from the presidency. Otherwise, you can kiss what's left of your civil liberties goodbye.

Oh...and my assistance noticed that she's wearing the same dress in all the covers. Bawahhhhhaaaa! Stank!

Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:56am.

Sarah Palin is a celebrity!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:55am.

Goddamn, I'm SO tired of seeing her and her family everywhere. Jesus.

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:54am.

Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.

Britney needs to put on the pink wig and show all these ho's how it's done!!!

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:54am.

Ah fuck, here we go. 1000 comments, anybody? I fucking hate fucking politics. JEEEEZZZUUUUS!
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:54am.

lol...carrie thinks jessica looks fat...are carrie and jessica still in junior high?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 9:54am.

You know, they are flying Levi "can't keep his dick in his pants" Johnston to Minnesota to be with the family during Palin's speech tonight, and they are saying these two kids were planning on getting married before she (Bristol) got pregnant! Yeah right - how stupid do they think we are. And shame on his parents for allowing them to use him.