Sarah Palin Is A Four-Time Cover Girl
Palin! Palin! Palin! Sarah Palin made the cover of 4 weeklies this week proving that....well...that she has scary teeth. Teeth that could make a moose cry. Poor moosies. I wonder if Sarah also made the cover of "Girls 'n" Guns" magazine too? Probably.
It seems like the story is the same in all of these magazines. SCANDAL! BABIES! LIES! SECRETS! TEETH! KAREN WALKER! MORE LIE-TELLING! SCANDAL!
Basically, the Palin family has become the Spears family of Alaska. Somebody shake Brit Brit from her Vicodin-Cheeto coma and let her know that this Sarah Palin chick is taking her place! I want to see pictures of Brit Brit looking tore-up on all these covers, not this Sarah lady! Come on, Brit! Rob a Starbucks! Slap the artificial cheese out of Chester Cheetah! Anything! Handle it.
OK! Magazine went with a double cover this week. Michelle and Barack Obama are on one cover and Palin and Trig are on the other. Oh and Carrie thinks Jessica is fat, because she is fat! Fat in the mouth!
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Submitted by gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I have an SUV and a beetle and a 61 impala bubbletop and a 56 cadillac, a 48 buick, an old Chevy pickup to name a few.
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Stop polluting the Earth so much, you big palooka!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I'll thank you Pimpcessa! THANKS!
Is there gonna be a “None of the Above” option on the ballot this November?
This country is fucked either way.
gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 11:08am.
You should thank whoever you hold in high esteem and be glad for the conservatives of this country. They have kept you safe, they provided for your social programs and public schools and all of the fringe benefits that you leech off of. Who the hell do you think keeps this country running???
Yeah, they sure kept us safe during 911! Oh right, that was Clinton's fault.
*snicker*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh and, gladyslove, that was just 4 years of my life - what the hell have you done for your country?? And anytime you want to thank me for making sure you have the right to vocalize your opinion you can start NOW!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 3, 2008 - 2:12pm.
This is the second set of photos I've seen where Sarah Palin is dumping her baby on one of her daughters.
True...the other day was to cover up the one daughters bump, which now they are showing the whole world since boyfriend is with them. Why doesn't the "stay at home" dad carry that kid around?!
Oh okay! Gladyslove gets all serious when HER personal life is being discussed, but she didn't mind coming in here, guns blazin' slinging mud and passing judgement on everyone else. Oh wait, that's normal.. she's anti-choice.
gladyslove
Would any one of you serve your country to protect your precious freedom of speech????? I thought not. Hypocrites!
As a matter of fact I spent 4 years in the Navy as a jet engine mechanic and plane captain on F-14 Tomcats, also became sniper qualified, have a medal for my participation in Desert Storm and I'd still kick your hillbilly ass while riding my horse (equestrian style..of course)!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 1:23pm.
I think that is an incorrect argument used by the right. I think just about anyone can go to gunshows nowadays and purchase guns, some of which end up being used to murder wives, mothers, and children. Some of which are taken by children to school to murder their classmates. Yes, there is an illegal gun trade on the streets, but that doesn't mean those guns didn't first come from some fucker with a legal permit to begin with. Just my opinion.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Gladys, let me make this short and easy for you to understand - fuck off. Nobody wants to read your racist blathering here.
I have a question for Gladys. Who is Michael K? lol.
Submitted by Stoney on September 3, 2008 - 2:15pm.
LOL! Let me find that video...
Here we go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtkX3OyPF4Q
LMAO! I'll go ahead and start using IMO
By the way I speak German and Japanese because I respect and enjoy learning about other cultures. You remember? Those other countries out there that also have a stake in what happens in the US??? I should also have said my diamonD. I'm not dripping with diamonds. Good for you for having so many.
Submitted by Stoney on September 3, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I wonder if the founding fathers had known that pro-gun would lead to guns being available to gang members and school shootings, would they amend the law? YES.
Usually, the people using guns to commit crimes aren't getting them legally. I think that whether or not there's gun control, criminals will get their hands on them regardless
forget that....;)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 3, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Oh my fucking God at Cindy McCain in whore red with that crackho hair! That's the scariest bunch of folks I've seen in one picture in a long time. And gladys, you're delusional as SHIT if you think Bush is keeping you country safe and protecting your freedoms. But by all means keep buying into the bullshit propaganda that this war is about security and not oil. More power to ya, cowgirl.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 12:08pm
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And I'm the Queen of Romania.
I don't believe of word of this shit...anyone can say anything they want online and anonymously. Who cares. All I care about is the fact that the McCain/Palin ticket would be one of the worst things to happen to the United States, well, since W.
Oh, did I say I don't believe a word of your "resume."
gladyslove can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan...
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I accidently shut my computer off!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
KOOOOOOOOLAIDE!!!!!!
Lolo loves you!
NEvaaaaaaaaaa forget that! Flap jack sally crack give this ho a bone cause this nut job done rolled on home!
YEEEE HAW! Wooooooooooo WHO FUCK NOW! ]
Born on the baaaaahYO!
(i was born on the bayou!)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Dear Gladyshate:
It is truly amazing and sad that you people make assumptions about people with LIBERAL viewpoints--you have these little images in your minds don't you?
I have an SUV and my husband has a sedan. We don't need more cars than that to pollute the earth.
I run a home and work part time because my family is my top priority.
I don't have manicures or bleached hair. I dress casually every day and have a college education.
And I am all woman. I can work on a John Deere and ride horses during the day and then put on a dress with my diamonds and go out at night.
I am a mother and a wife and a daughter.
I have never, ever taken Vicodin or any other pain med except for Advil.
It must chap your ass that I am a regular person with views that are opposed to yours.
If it wasn't for people who loved their country, were willing to bear arms and volunteer do you think that you could be sitting on your butts spouting your poison. You would be speaking German or Japanese or Arabic. Gladyshate: Up to this part...I'm just like you. I completely respect what those who LOVE our country have done to allow our type of interchange. I do NOT respect those that seek to squelch ALL our rights to speak freely. And I certainly don't respect those that seek to fuck over the respected men and women who certainly did not die fighting for the US to watch the Republican right wing undo all they fought so hard to do!
Would any one of you serve your country to protect your precious freedom of speech????? I thought not. Hypocrites! ARE YOU in the military??? Many of my family members are. I am busy raising my children.
What kind of people are you, Gladyshate? What do you contribute to society, except your hatred and jealousy? And your attempts to belittle people who oppose your beliefs. I think you just like to feel you are opposed for the sake of feeling opposed.
You should thank whoever you hold in high esteem and be glad for the conservatives of this country. They have kept you safe, they provided for your social programs and public schools and all of the fringe benefits that you leech off of. Who the hell do you think keeps this country running??? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU to say we dont' hold everyone in high esteem??? If you held anyone, including yourself in high esteem you would never consider Palin as a suitable VP candidate. She is a joke and an insult to anyone who has ever actually fought for this country.
Now, off you go. Find somewhere else to spew your shit. No one here is listening to you. You should thank your lucky stars for the liberals that don't buy into the conservatives empty stupid games and actually fight to keep the country fair and balanced. You're very being here is a shining example of the lengths conservatives will go to to continue spreading lies and keeping the country divided. Fuck off already.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 2:08pm.
If it was a war for legitimate reasons, i'd be the first to enlist.
Look who's callign who a hypocrite...why r u sitting here arguing with us? Why not go enlist if you think these wars are legit?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
gladyslove Pro-Gun means the right to bear arms and the protection of those rights granted by our founding fathers moron.
Yeah but just maybe they weren't thinking that one day in our fine country the streets would be full of losers robbing liquor stores and killing old people for their social security checks with with a 9mm. Or gangs running lose shooting each other over turf wars. Some laws that our founding fathers created are just merely outdated and need updating considering we're not the same nation of people with the same struggles we were back then.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Watch Sarah Tonite! Go Sarah go, see Sarah go! See Sarah win. Win Sarah win.
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Spoken like a true reFUGlican. The only way you idiots will understand anything is if it's fed to you in the format of a cat in the hat book. No wonder your candidates repeat their lies 900 times...it's to get it through your thick skulls.
The republicans need to stop fucking up our country! Last I heard, the constitution was the law of the land, not the misinterpreted teachings of the bible...and another thing, stop using God and the bible to push your homophobic, selfish, delusional, and misogynistic views on the rest of us.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by applehead on September 3, 2008 - 1:02pm.
LMAO @ "I personally believe"!
Everytime I hear that phrase I hear that pageant idiot bitch and her "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some-ma people don't have maps and I believe that our education such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere such as..."
LOL! Let me find that video...
Here we go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtkX3OyPF4Q
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by ant on September 3, 2008 - 12:46pm.
look at these pics of the palins arriving in MN for the RNC: http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/palin-family-welcomes-mcca....
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This is the second set of photos I've seen where Sarah Palin is dumping her baby on one of her daughters.
And they look so fucking thrilled to have to take care of a baby. Hire a friggin' nanny, and stop depending on your daughters to be fucking baby sitters.
Or better, stop parading a 5 month-old baby all over creation for all the Anti-Choice voters to cream themselves over.
It is truly amazing and sad that you people make assumptions about people with conservative viewpoints--you have these little images in your minds don't you?
I have an SUV and a beetle and a 61 impala bubbletop and a 56 cadillac, a 48 buick, an old Chevy pickup to name a few.
I run an equestrian facility on 200 acres in some of the most beautiful country in the west.
I don't have manicures or bleached hair. I dress casually every day and have a college education.
And I am all woman. I can work on a John Deere and ride horses during the day and then put on a dress with my diamonds and go out at night.
I am a mother and a wife and a daughter.
I have never, ever taken Vicodin or any other pain med except for Advil.
It must chap your ass that I am a regular person with views that are opposed to yours.
If it wasn't for people who loved their country, were willing to bear arms and volunteer do you think that you could be sitting on your butts spouting your poison. You would be speaking German or Japanese or Arabic.
Would any one of you serve your country to protect your precious freedom of speech????? I thought not. Hypocrites!
What kind of people are you? What do you contribute to society, except your hatred and jealousy?
You should thank whoever you hold in high esteem and be glad for the conservatives of this country. They have kept you safe, they provided for your social programs and public schools and all of the fringe benefits that you leech off of. Who the hell do you think keeps this country running???
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
LoLo
Welcome back bitch
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Submitted by joanne on September 3, 2008 - 12:58pm.
This is sad. She is right up there with Lohan and Spears but if you say that your picking on her. Its ok to tear apart Jamie Lynn Spears but not Bristol Palin. yea, thats what Jesus wants.(sarcasm)
I personally believe that Bristol wasn't asking for the limelight like Jamie Lynn Spears was, therefore I haven't really felt the need to tear into her. Think about it, she has that mom and now the world knowing her business...she's screwed
Not sure if this was said before, but:
Palin has 5 kids and can't control the things that go on in her own household. What makes anyone think that she can handle being the Vice President or even the President of the country???????
Yes, teenage pregnancy happens to many parents and I bet she'd handle it just fine. Nevertheless, she shouldn't be running. McCain should pick someone else ... for his own sake. But then again, I really don't care.
OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!!!!
Welcome back LoLo.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Capitanne on September 3, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Sarah's teeth, but no comment on Michelle Obama's mouth? Be fair!
Earlier we touched on that, and I still say she has "ceiling eyes" like that gal from the hills
LOL@Lolo
Ah reckon yew can cum bah yonder to my place and we ken deep fry stuff.
I didnt read any of these comments i just really fuckin love to talk like hill billies!
It makes me feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Like Im an easy breazy beautiful cover girl!
*twirls around like the bitch on the beach in the masengale douche commercial from the 80's*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
WOOOOO WEEE! I like me some guns cause sometimes you just GOTS to bust a cap in a hos ass!
I like guns and corn bread you whores! Dont yewww ferget it neither!
WHO HA!
Im going baby daddy huntin! Ima have me a basTARD baby and go squatt in them thar woods up behind my memaws house and squeeze that thar youngin right out of mah crotchal region to the tune of the Star Spangled Jesus!
Praise the Lord! PRAISE HIM WHORES! REPEEEEEEEEANT!
HA HA HA HA BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP ALL ON THIS THREAD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I know dramaqueen, but you can't blame a whore for trying! :)
Hopefully there is a brangelina thread on the way to help. LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
It funny that McCain bashed Obama for being too much of a celebrity. Then chooses a VP right out of Britney's family!
Submitted by No Words on September 3, 2008 - 1:26pm.
agreed, detering all attention from the real issues to her daughter's pregnancy should infuriate everyone.
with lots of experience in big pharma pr, nothing you see in the media hasn't been staged, planned or isn't unintentional. look at these pics of the palins arriving in MN for the RNC: http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/palin-family-welcomes-mcca....
why is it that palin is off to the side, while the her preggers daughter and "fiance" are framed in the middle of the picture. shouldn't this moment be about sarah paylin, not about bristol??
Oh, Evil Shoe, God love your sweet, optimistic soul! But if people have verbally assaulted each other over fucking Brangelina, I think your hopes for peace & love on d will be dashed.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I hate talking about politics, I try never to mix it with my fun stuff. Dlisted is making that hard.
Can't we all just get along?
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Dick happens! - MK
Drama!!! ♥♥♥♥
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The thing I've been most surprised to learn as an adult is that people LIKE to be told what to think and what to do. Most people will say they don't, but they DO.
gladyslove...
Doesn't the fact that Sarah Palin is whoring this sweet little baby out on the cover of four magazines just to garner votes piss you off A LITTLE BIT?
Because it sure does piss me off.
Stoney,
"Gladys, do you drive an SUV? Does it have a yellow plastic ribbon on the back?"
BINGO!! Don't forget the Jesus fish.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Snowy Girl: I love ya! Simple & to the point.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
lol. Yeah, you'd think they'd go change their screennames now and move on to some other bullshit.
Submitted by gladyslove on September 3, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Sorry Missy;
I am too busy helping my friends in conservative, (pro-life, pro-gun, pro-drilling, pro-GOD) positions help run this great country!!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Gladys, do you drive an SUV? Does it have a yellow plastic ribbon on the back?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Gladyslove , if i didnt have somewhere to be in a few, i would probably respond to your righwinged rant. but i ll keep it short and just tell you I think you are a fucking clown. There were plenty of rights granted by our founding fathers, another great one is freedom of speech. Thats exactly what you re seeing here. If you dont like it, complain to the founding fathers, ok?
****She wore far too much rouge and not quite enough clothes last night. Thats always a sign of dispair in a woman.******
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You know gladyslove, sweetheart, you are the very stereotypical individual most of us "peasant Liberals" picture an extreme right winged person to be.
You are narrow minded, rude and leader of your local Republican sheeple. You probably have your hair hi lited and bleached within an inch of it's life and styled to withstand hurricane force winds. Your nails are a light pink, your eyebrows would give a ghetto chola a run for their money and you have several bedazzled cowboy hats proudly displayed on your dresser.
We know what you are, a text book Republican.
Hell you probably wrote the Webster's entry as it's definition. You are scary and creepy and have your pharmacist on speed dial, yes gladyslove, you are no mystery but mysteriously disturbing on so many levels. Go ahead and fight your fight, you will not change a damn thing except your earrings so you can claim how daring and edgy you believe you are.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.